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Ibby · 05-20-2012, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I'm missing something. Is Obama Korean or something?

When he was growing up in Indonesia, he ate dog at least once or twice. His stepdad was Indonesian, I believe?

classicman · 05-18-2012, 05:03 PM

Oh thats VERY good PH!

DanaC · 05-19-2012, 11:07 AM

(as told to Robin Ince by some teenagers on a train)

Why are physicists bad at sex?

Because when they find the position they lose the momentum, and when they find the momentum they lose the position

classicman · 05-19-2012, 11:48 PM

Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Gravdigr · 05-20-2012, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

GunMaster357 · 05-21-2012, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Welcome to France

footfootfoot · 05-21-2012, 08:46 PM

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

BigV · 05-21-2012, 10:02 PM

Touché

classicman · 05-23-2012, 12:05 PM

The Golfer and the Blonde

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf
balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blond.

The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "Golf balls."

The blond continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply
about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain
her curiosity any longer, she asked,

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

DanaC · 05-24-2012, 06:01 AM

hahahaha. Cool sign.

Gravdigr · 06-17-2012, 03:35 PM

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Gravdigr · 05-28-2012, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

hahahaha. Cool sign.

I lost my ≈ on 9/11, you insensitive bastards!

DanaC · 05-28-2012, 11:41 AM

Outstanding meme resurrection, that Gravdigr!

DanaC · 06-02-2012, 08:12 AM

Saw this on somebody's FB page:

orthodoc · 06-17-2012, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Saw this on somebody's FB page:

Nice. Better than nice! My new mantra!

05-18-2012, 05:03 PM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Oh thats VERY good PH! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-19-2012, 11:48 PM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-21-2012, 08:46 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-21-2012, 10:02 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Touché __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-23-2012, 12:05 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	The Golfer and the Blonde A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blond. The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "Golf balls." The blond continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-17-2012, 03:35 PM	#11
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