do you name your cars? - Page 3

jinx · 10-18-2007, 11:33 AM

Hey, how's Arsen? How's his soul?

staceyv · 10-19-2007, 08:22 AM

LJ, my hole is fine and so is my family, thanks for asking

And now for the long answer:
Arsen and I just celebrated our fourth wedding anniversary in September and two years of quitting smoking this month.
Our "kids" are tearing up the show ring. I just got back from a trip to Chicago- 16 hours on the road to bring my chihuahuas to the Chihuahua Club of America's national specialty. 300+ chihuahuas! And just as many wacky owners. It was FUN!
My hair has finally grown back to where it was 2 years ago before it all popped out. I bleached it platinum blonde and I feel young again! (Okay, I'm only 31 but still...)

Glatt, here is like my fifth post. Is that better?

Arsen's soul has finally healed. He'll be proud to know that he made it into the Cellar Quotationary!

glatt · 10-19-2007, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staceyv

Glatt, here is like my fifth post. Is that better?

Yes. That's better. Excellent post!

Are you guys still in Rhode Island? It was Rhode Island, right? Where you got those whale penis pictures UT used in the IotD? How are the neighbors? Weren't you the one having problems with the downstairs neighbors?

Congratulations on quitting smoking for so long, and the anniversary too.

lumberjim · 10-19-2007, 03:14 PM

i just want to know if you've cleaned the stove yet.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-19-2007, 08:12 PM

Wasn't it an upstairs neighbor with a wooden shoe and a peg leg?

toranokaze · 10-20-2007, 03:55 PM

89 toyota -the fuuk mobile
94 ranger - my little red monster

As a side note the fuuk mobile got its name because the word fuuker was keyed into the side of it

staceyv · 10-22-2007, 02:06 AM

Wow, I am seriously impressed, you guys must be really smart or something to remember this stuff...I can't find a geek smiley

LJ, we got a new oven from the landlord! And the great part is that it has a black top so even if I don't clean it, it doesn't look dirty

That Ghetto ho that lived upstairs moved out!!! YAY!!!

Yeah, she was the one who wore clogs on the hardwoods. Then her and her boyfriend went through a stage where they had really loud, obnoxious sex all the time. then they started having real obnoxious fights all the time.
And it actually got even worse before she moved. Her boyfriend was an aspiring rapper...okay, fine. I like all kinds of music at the right time and place. but NOT all friggin day...and the same beat over and over...Then rewind...Then practice the lyrics without the music, lather, rinse, repeat. I swear to God, all they did was Fuck, fight and rap...Fuck, fight and rap.

But I realized that I could be more annoying

I got a drum set and beat the living HELL out of those drums every time I knew he was home and especially when he started playing music. I also found a CD online to irritate annoying neighbors. It played drills, babies crying, etc etc.
One night they actually even called the police on me, but I had stopped playing by the time the police got here and it was dead quiet, mwa ha ha ha. I don't know if there was a connection or not, but they moved out within 2 months of me getting the drum set.

Sometimes I love myself.

staceyv · 10-22-2007, 02:10 AM

And yes, I am in RI, home of the whale penis! Hmmm...I can't find a whale penis icon either

thealphajerk · 10-22-2007, 03:43 AM

home of the whale penis?

i have had 3 Peugeot's

-84 505- Hitchcock
-87 505- sir Cosby the 3rd Esq.
-68 404- Lucille (current beast)

does this make me a bad person?
haha

ZenGum · 10-22-2007, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk

home of the whale penis?

i have had 3 Peugeot's

-84 505- Hitchcock
-87 505- sir Cosby the 3rd Esq.
-68 404- Lucille (current beast)

does this make me a bad person?
haha

Hi Alpha
To understand the whale penis obsession in the Cellar, browse the archives of the Image of the Day.
It keeps on coming up ... so to speak.

thealphajerk · 10-22-2007, 11:08 AM

sweet! nothing like a good penis obsession...
i know this is the wrong thread for it but let me join in:

ZenGum · 10-22-2007, 11:13 AM

Bewdy mate!

I'm still a n00b here myself, but I reckon you have just found yourself a seat in the cellar with that pic.

What an interesting job that person has! (and what exactly is he doing, and why, for that matter?)

"Hi honey, I'm home"
"Hello dear (kiss) How was your day?"
"Oh pretty busy, I had three whales to jerk off and one of them was completely frigid..."

thealphajerk · 10-22-2007, 11:20 AM

haha damn..

maybe this guy here is cleaning it like i'm told they have to do with horses, but then again maybe he's just jealous

and hey, if it's pictures you want i'm completely jam packed with them..
i mean my collection is scarily large.. whale penis' and all.
that's why i came here, sick of all the emo's on myspace whining about how their toast is too cold and what not

p.s. cheers for the bewdy.. i love the aussie stereotype, i wish i was more of a bogan

ZenGum · 10-22-2007, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk

haha damn..

p.s. cheers for the bewdy.. i love the aussie stereotype, i wish i was more of a bogan

Don't be fooled, my boganism is mostly faked.

Undertoad is getting tired of doing the IotDs every day, so if you do have any particularly good ones to share, write up an explanation and send them to him.

thealphajerk · 10-22-2007, 11:41 AM

really? i have millions..
how do i do that

damn that sounds ignorant

get your damn inner bogan out man

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10-18-2007, 11:33 AM	#31
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Hey, how's Arsen? How's his soul? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-19-2007, 03:14 PM	#34
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i just want to know if you've cleaned the stove yet. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-20-2007, 03:55 PM	#36
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	89 toyota -the fuuk mobile 94 ranger - my little red monster As a side note the fuuk mobile got its name because the word fuuker was keyed into the side of it __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

10-19-2007, 08:22 AM	#32
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	LJ, my hole is fine and so is my family, thanks for asking And now for the long answer: Arsen and I just celebrated our fourth wedding anniversary in September and two years of quitting smoking this month. Our "kids" are tearing up the show ring. I just got back from a trip to Chicago- 16 hours on the road to bring my chihuahuas to the Chihuahua Club of America's national specialty. 300+ chihuahuas! And just as many wacky owners. It was FUN! My hair has finally grown back to where it was 2 years ago before it all popped out. I bleached it platinum blonde and I feel young again! (Okay, I'm only 31 but still...) Glatt, here is like my fifth post. Is that better? Arsen's soul has finally healed. He'll be proud to know that he made it into the Cellar Quotationary!

10-19-2007, 08:12 PM	#35
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wasn't it an upstairs neighbor with a wooden shoe and a peg leg?

10-22-2007, 02:06 AM	#37
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	Wow, I am seriously impressed, you guys must be really smart or something to remember this stuff...I can't find a geek smiley LJ, we got a new oven from the landlord! And the great part is that it has a black top so even if I don't clean it, it doesn't look dirty That Ghetto ho that lived upstairs moved out!!! YAY!!! Yeah, she was the one who wore clogs on the hardwoods. Then her and her boyfriend went through a stage where they had really loud, obnoxious sex all the time. then they started having real obnoxious fights all the time. And it actually got even worse before she moved. Her boyfriend was an aspiring rapper...okay, fine. I like all kinds of music at the right time and place. but NOT all friggin day...and the same beat over and over...Then rewind...Then practice the lyrics without the music, lather, rinse, repeat. I swear to God, all they did was Fuck, fight and rap...Fuck, fight and rap. But I realized that I could be more annoying I got a drum set and beat the living HELL out of those drums every time I knew he was home and especially when he started playing music. I also found a CD online to irritate annoying neighbors. It played drills, babies crying, etc etc. One night they actually even called the police on me, but I had stopped playing by the time the police got here and it was dead quiet, mwa ha ha ha. I don't know if there was a connection or not, but they moved out within 2 months of me getting the drum set. Sometimes I love myself.

10-22-2007, 02:10 AM	#38
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	And yes, I am in RI, home of the whale penis! Hmmm...I can't find a whale penis icon either

10-22-2007, 03:43 AM	#39
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	home of the whale penis? i have had 3 Peugeot's -84 505- Hitchcock -87 505- sir Cosby the 3rd Esq. -68 404- Lucille (current beast) does this make me a bad person? haha

10-22-2007, 11:08 AM	#41
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	sweet! nothing like a good penis obsession... i know this is the wrong thread for it but let me join in:

10-22-2007, 11:13 AM	#42
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Bewdy mate! I'm still a n00b here myself, but I reckon you have just found yourself a seat in the cellar with that pic. What an interesting job that person has! (and what exactly is he doing, and why, for that matter?) "Hi honey, I'm home" "Hello dear (kiss) How was your day?" "Oh pretty busy, I had three whales to jerk off and one of them was completely frigid..."

10-22-2007, 11:20 AM	#43
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	haha damn.. maybe this guy here is cleaning it like i'm told they have to do with horses, but then again maybe he's just jealous and hey, if it's pictures you want i'm completely jam packed with them.. i mean my collection is scarily large.. whale penis' and all. that's why i came here, sick of all the emo's on myspace whining about how their toast is too cold and what not p.s. cheers for the bewdy.. i love the aussie stereotype, i wish i was more of a bogan

10-22-2007, 11:41 AM	#45
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	really? i have millions.. how do i do that damn that sounds ignorant get your damn inner bogan out man

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