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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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... the zombie fire ants
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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infectious waste case
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: mooon base alpha 5
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until you
realise thats your own blood
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do drugs f*ck every one up, or is it just that f*cked up people take too many drugs? |
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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...until blackfly takes out the whole crop...
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
Posts: 7,016
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... until they say "I'm sorry, your card has been refused" at the checkout ...
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Nah... but we do share a common thread. Scotch is the classiest way I know to get drunk.
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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They send you a dog yet?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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Beware of potatoes
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Upstate NY, USA
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...you wake up with a horse's head in your bed.
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"I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable." |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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...someone finds that it causes cancer and erectile dysfunction
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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...you find a bed where your horse's head should be..
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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...you wake up and discover it was all just a dream.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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...you develop an allergy to it
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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..... you get to know who they REALLY are.
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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...they get to know who you really are...
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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...Skynet gains self-awareness...
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perˇson \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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