Cellar F.C. - Page 3

LabRat · 07-24-2008, 08:33 PM

I'm in of course.

Who we gonna play? And where's the rule book??

SteveDallas · 07-24-2008, 09:07 PM

Wait, I can't do this... when I played we had four forwards!

lookout123 · 07-24-2008, 09:08 PM

Bruce/Keeper
UT/RB--------- Griff/ CB ------Wolf/CB --------Classic/LB

Ratalicious/Rmid--------Merc/Cmid -------Glatt/Holding mid --------Dani/Lmid

SleeveHallas/RFWD ------ HLJ/LFWD

I'm on the bench with Clodfobble.

Here's the deal, I've gotten our schedule and I'm not going to lie. It looks tough. There are some pretty strong teams in the division, but League Management believes this is where we belong. They believe it and I believe it. I've been watching the progress you've all made in practice and I like what I see.

The bad news is our first game is tomorrow. We have a 12:05 first touch so get your rest, get a good carb load, and no sex tonight. Yes Merc, that means keep your hands off too. We are playing the third place team from last session, The Devilish Decimals. They're a bunch of accountants from the IRS building downtown. For that reason let's all make sure not to let Radar in the stadium.

As I said, first touch is at 12:05. That means I will be accepting PM's up until that point from anyone (OPEN TO ALL DWELLARS, NOT JUST THOSE PLAYING ON THE TEAM) who can be arsed to send one. in the body of the message, not the greeting line, enter a score and one or two game highlights you would like to see happen. (please no alien invasions, I think getting all of us dwellars on one field is fantasy enough) I will open one and one only picked at random. That will be the final score of the game when I make my match report.

We will have a 10 game season. Weeks 1-8 will be regular games. Week 9 will be semi finals, Week 10 will be Championship or Consolation depending on outcome of the semifinal. Of course, the season could be called off due to weather, money, hemerhoids, or lack of participation.

Get some rest team.

classicman · 07-24-2008, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

Bruce/Keeper
UT/RB--------- Griff/ CB ------Wolf/CB --------Classic/LB

Ratalicious/Rmid--------Merc/Cmid -------Glatt/Holding mid --------Dani/Lmid

SleeveHallas/RFWD ------ HLJ/LFWD

I'm on the bench with Clodfobble.

Blah blah blah.. and no sex tonight. .

In that case I'm already being subbed out

lookout123 · 07-24-2008, 09:21 PM

All I can say is play hard.

and quit lying you know that should be a smilie, not a frownie face.

classicman · 07-24-2008, 09:29 PM

I'll give you that one, err rather you're right!

HungLikeJesus · 07-24-2008, 10:13 PM

In which time zone are we playing? I'm preparing for jet lag.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-24-2008, 10:17 PM

Show me the money!

Undertoad · 07-24-2008, 10:24 PM

In my day I developed a fine kick technique. Which worked out when I went into goal, cos I took all the goal kicks. LR, when I've got the ball on my foot, go long. Just take off.

zippyt · 07-24-2008, 10:36 PM

and no sex tonight.

http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=2092

Sundae · 07-25-2008, 05:05 AM

I'm afraid I'm not fit enough to play on the field. But I have great experience in barracking the ref from the terraces and am happy to lead the other supporters in any number of terrace songs.

I also volunteer to run on with a sponge and a bucket of water when someone gets hurt. And I'll cut up the half time oranges. Although these may be a feature of English amateur football, rather than worldwide.

Elspode · 07-25-2008, 07:44 AM

Is there any sort of commitment of real world time to this effort? I like maximum return on my zero investment.

As long as I'm not required to actually *do* anything, I'd love to be a sub. Or I could just clean up the streamers and chaff from the field after the riot.

HungLikeJesus · 07-25-2008, 09:56 AM

I don't have a soccer ball, so I spent about 15 minutes kicking a basketball against the living room wall (barefoot, of course). I would have done longer, but I was told to "go outside and kick a tree."

Now my big toe hurts.

And I'm ready to learn this game you call football.

lookout123 · 07-25-2008, 10:26 AM

Excellent, excellent. SG you are the official President and Director-at-Large for Cellar F.C. Supporters' Trust. If there is any dispute or cause for concern to the supporters about the way Cellar F.C. is performing or operating you will be the liaison. In addition your experience will be needed in the stands. American sports fans don't create songs for players and teams, they scream, shout, and whistle. We need you to teach them how it's done. You may also be called upon to get the bucket and sponge, but I believe we have a true iron man squad so it should be unnecessary.

Orange slices rock regardless of your accent. Unless you are allergic, then they suck.

Elspode, Cellar F.C. is a very serious organization and it will require a high level of commitment. I believe the same level of commitment you have shown the "labrat's ass" thread should suffice. You may either be a sub (but no grabassing) or you may be Sundae Gal's assistant (grabassing encouraged).

Well done HLJ. build up those callouses.

Last bit of business: I really do need PM's with scoreline scenarios. At this point I have only response and that pretty much eliminates the "chosen at random" portion of this endeavour.

TheMercenary · 07-25-2008, 10:36 AM

Hey coach, any chance of getting a female with a hot looking ass to play in front of me.

07-24-2008, 08:33 PM	#31
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I'm in of course. Who we gonna play? And where's the rule book?? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

07-24-2008, 09:08 PM	#33
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Bruce/Keeper UT/RB--------- Griff/ CB ------Wolf/CB --------Classic/LB Ratalicious/Rmid--------Merc/Cmid -------Glatt/Holding mid --------Dani/Lmid SleeveHallas/RFWD ------ HLJ/LFWD I'm on the bench with Clodfobble. Here's the deal, I've gotten our schedule and I'm not going to lie. It looks tough. There are some pretty strong teams in the division, but League Management believes this is where we belong. They believe it and I believe it. I've been watching the progress you've all made in practice and I like what I see. The bad news is our first game is tomorrow. We have a 12:05 first touch so get your rest, get a good carb load, and no sex tonight. Yes Merc, that means keep your hands off too. We are playing the third place team from last session, The Devilish Decimals. They're a bunch of accountants from the IRS building downtown. For that reason let's all make sure not to let Radar in the stadium. As I said, first touch is at 12:05. That means I will be accepting PM's up until that point from anyone (OPEN TO ALL DWELLARS, NOT JUST THOSE PLAYING ON THE TEAM) who can be arsed to send one. in the body of the message, not the greeting line, enter a score and one or two game highlights you would like to see happen. (please no alien invasions, I think getting all of us dwellars on one field is fantasy enough) I will open one and one only picked at random. That will be the final score of the game when I make my match report. We will have a 10 game season. Weeks 1-8 will be regular games. Week 9 will be semi finals, Week 10 will be Championship or Consolation depending on outcome of the semifinal. Of course, the season could be called off due to weather, money, hemerhoids, or lack of participation. Get some rest team. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin Last edited by lookout123; 07-24-2008 at 09:20 PM.

07-24-2008, 09:21 PM	#35
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	All I can say is play hard. and quit lying you know that should be a smilie, not a frownie face. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-24-2008, 09:29 PM	#36
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'll give you that one, err rather you're right! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-24-2008, 10:13 PM	#37
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	In which time zone are we playing? I'm preparing for jet lag. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

07-24-2008, 09:07 PM	#32
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Wait, I can't do this... when I played we had four forwards!

07-24-2008, 10:17 PM	#38
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Show me the money! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-24-2008, 10:24 PM	#39
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	In my day I developed a fine kick technique. Which worked out when I went into goal, cos I took all the goal kicks. LR, when I've got the ball on my foot, go long. Just take off.

07-24-2008, 10:36 PM	#40
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	*and no sex tonight.* http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=2092 __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-25-2008, 05:05 AM	#41
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm afraid I'm not fit enough to play on the field. But I have great experience in barracking the ref from the terraces and am happy to lead the other supporters in any number of terrace songs. I also volunteer to run on with a sponge and a bucket of water when someone gets hurt. And I'll cut up the half time oranges. Although these may be a feature of English amateur football, rather than worldwide.

07-25-2008, 07:44 AM	#42
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Is there any sort of commitment of real world time to this effort? I like maximum return on my zero investment. As long as I'm not required to actually do anything, I'd love to be a sub. Or I could just clean up the streamers and chaff from the field after the riot. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-25-2008, 09:56 AM	#43
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I don't have a soccer ball, so I spent about 15 minutes kicking a basketball against the living room wall (barefoot, of course). I would have done longer, but I was told to "go outside and kick a tree." Now my big toe hurts. And I'm ready to learn this game you call football. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

07-25-2008, 10:26 AM	#44
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Excellent, excellent. SG you are the official President and Director-at-Large for Cellar F.C. Supporters' Trust. If there is any dispute or cause for concern to the supporters about the way Cellar F.C. is performing or operating you will be the liaison. In addition your experience will be needed in the stands. American sports fans don't create songs for players and teams, they scream, shout, and whistle. We need you to teach them how it's done. You may also be called upon to get the bucket and sponge, but I believe we have a true iron man squad so it should be unnecessary. Orange slices rock regardless of your accent. Unless you are allergic, then they suck. Elspode, Cellar F.C. is a very serious organization and it will require a high level of commitment. I believe the same level of commitment you have shown the "labrat's ass" thread should suffice. You may either be a sub (but no grabassing) or you may be Sundae Gal's assistant (grabassing encouraged). Well done HLJ. build up those callouses. Last bit of business: I really do need PM's with scoreline scenarios. At this point I have only response and that pretty much eliminates the "chosen at random" portion of this endeavour. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-25-2008, 10:36 AM	#45
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Hey coach, any chance of getting a female with a hot looking ass to play in front of me. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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