07-20-2007, 10:46 AM | #31 |
why so serious
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It's raining today
and I don't mind I know tomorrow the sun will begin to shine Your not here and that's ok I like being by myself it gives me time to think |
07-20-2007, 11:03 AM | #32 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Ketchup in my cleavage
Ketchup in my cleavage Why oh why is there ketchup in my cleavage? It rolled off my fry Took off on the fly And now I ask why Is there ketchup in my cleavage? Could it just be fate Saying I shouldn't've ate But the fry tasted great 'cept for Ketchup in my cleavage. I guess I shouldn't care Because the Big Guy upstairs Made it miss my outerwear That ketchup in my cleavage. S'pose I'll take a clue That fries ain't no stew Next time I won't do No ketchup in my cleavage.
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07-20-2007, 11:45 AM | #33 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Pictures, Shawnee, where are the Pictures?
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07-20-2007, 12:12 PM | #34 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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LOL...was hoping for something like:
Wish I had a fry Cause hey, I'm just a guy And I'd sure like to try That ketchup in your cleavage.
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07-20-2007, 12:15 PM | #35 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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hahahahaha sweet
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07-20-2007, 02:49 PM | #36 |
Touring the facilities
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I love that, Shawnee! It made me laugh.
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07-20-2007, 03:17 PM | #37 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Thanks Dana and case. I'm not sure where that came from, but it was fun writing it. Goofy stuff!
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07-20-2007, 04:23 PM | #38 |
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I was going to say something like:
You got catsup on my cleavage! You got cleavage on my catsup! Two great tastes that go great together. But I thought that that might be rude. |
07-21-2007, 02:24 PM | #39 |
Professor
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Harry Potter in my hands
Wishing he would make a stand Vanquish Voldy finally Until then I will follow he Through the pages, by his side Wand in hand, stride by stride When at least the final page appears And hearing things I don't want to hear The book is done, the story told And Harry Potter, my heart has stole |
07-21-2007, 02:54 PM | #40 |
polaroid of perfection
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You're twisted into in my DNA
Everything from my skin down aches for you Would an X-Ray show your shadowy presence Lurking under my bones? Are you here in my chest While my breast burns for your touch? The very water in my pressured brain Or sprouting fine hairs in my lungs? Your absence is killing me, Hurry up and introduce yourself, please.
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08-07-2007, 12:47 AM | #41 |
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Daily drivings make me think
About what I'm supposed to do And then I lose track Of what I should be doing And then I wonder If I should be doing that thing at all |
08-07-2007, 01:00 AM | #42 | |
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08-07-2007, 01:18 AM | #43 |
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In this deep dark hot
I burn Crawling agony Black piss Wretched skin The thing you think you love is gone an aching husk here calls for you to love me back to life again worthlessly |
08-07-2007, 10:25 AM | #44 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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We weave
Fibers of grief and glee and Pain and pleasure and Vexation and constancy. We twist Licorice sticks of tribulation and fortune and Affliction and substance and Torment and mirth. We writhe In motions of love and hate and Hope and despair and Tolerance and prejudice.
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08-07-2007, 02:35 PM | #45 |
Pesky Pugalist [sp]
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What a cruel trick parents play on their children.
Birthing them, nurturing them, raising them, teaching them. Encouraging them, challenging them, cheering them. Misleading them. "It will be all right." when it is broken. "You can do it." when you can't. "I know, I know." when I don't . Lies. "I love you." The only truth. |
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