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[scboxer]

Scboxer, your folks sound like nice people -- a little country, maybe, but nice.

Oh yeah, they are very nice and I love them dearly...I just don't want my fate riding on their votes...

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by scboxer

Oh yeah, they are very nice and I love them dearly...I just don't want my fate riding on their votes...

My folks were nice people too, but I couldn't convince then the war in Vietnam was wrong until 1995. I feel your pain.

Two Italians

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first; but, her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady, indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how ta spella 'Mississippi'."

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