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Old 09-22-2006, 01:46 PM   #31
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Her civil rights are being raped. Isn't that good enough?
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:18 PM   #32
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Sounds like pretty brainless girl to me, she's such a dimwit that she needs EMERGENCY contraception from planned sex? I say she gets the pill because god help us if she procreates, in fact the best solution would probably be to make absolutely SURE she gets emergency contraception every time she has sex.
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:25 PM   #33
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The condom broke?
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:55 PM   #34
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Sounds like pretty brainless girl to me, she's such a dimwit that she needs EMERGENCY contraception from planned sex? I say she gets the pill because god help us if she procreates, in fact the best solution would probably be to make absolutely SURE she gets emergency contraception every time she has sex.
Um...if that's her choice, she can pay for it, and it exists...what's the problem?
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:07 AM   #35
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Um...if that's her choice, she can pay for it, and it exists...what's the problem?
Friends as doctors and nurses in a Catholic hospital could neither tell teenagers about how or why sex causes pregnancies nor how to prevent such pregnancies. They could not even tell a teenager about condoms. Church and hospital officials insisted they were being most moral.

Unless a law has been passed, I still believe hospital personal are not allowed to tell any patient about anything that might impede a pregnancy. Such actions would obstruct god's will. (If so, then god is not so almighty, or the church promotes a weak and pagan god.)
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:19 AM   #36
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She could always add a donate button to her blog.

(Fair warning before you click. I think that whether it is satire or serious, the page I linked to is possibly the most offensive thing I've ever seen on the internet, and yes, I've seen both goatse and tubgirl.)
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Old 09-23-2006, 03:52 AM   #37
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Oh MAN, why did you have to mention tubgirl!?
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Old 09-23-2006, 10:39 AM   #38
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Sounds like pretty brainless girl to me, she's such a dimwit that she needs EMERGENCY contraception from planned sex?
You may want to check paragraphs two and three, and the first sentence of paragraph four for your answer.
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Old 09-23-2006, 03:17 PM   #39
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Of the article? Nothing relevent in those sections to what I said.
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Old 09-23-2006, 07:07 PM   #40
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You need emergency contraception if the normal contraception fails. And it did. See the first sentence of paragraph four:
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Friday night the condom broke.
That's why a non-dimwit non-brainless person may need emergency contraception from planned sex.
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Old 09-23-2006, 07:21 PM   #41
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Condom only? Why isn't she on the pill as well? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with this chick getting her hormones bumped but someone should take her aside and tell her how it's done. All this whining about sex losing its meaning when done recreationally is crap, it never had any to begin with. A lot of fuss over nothing more than two people in rutting season
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Old 09-23-2006, 07:27 PM   #42
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Condom only? Why isn't she on the pill as well?
That's why I mentioned paragraphs two and three as well as the first sentence of paragraph four.
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Old 09-23-2006, 07:39 PM   #43
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"My body finally decided it was fed up" ?? Yay, I just love how that clears everything up. For the medical record I'm curious to know if it stomped out the door or just scheduled some counselling.
I guess I'm slightly more sympathetic, but the rest of the blog had me laughing so hard I thought I'd fall out of my chair.
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Old 09-23-2006, 09:15 PM   #44
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Old 09-24-2006, 01:48 PM   #45
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And once again you confuse the heck out of me by that statement...
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