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Old 11-02-2006, 12:03 PM   #1
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Why quit because of the cats? Were they stealing your Players Navy Cuts while your back was turned or something?
Look, you; much as I like you--SG needs to quit smoking so htere. SG is quitting xoz she WANTS to quit. there.
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:55 AM   #2
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Why quit because of the cats? Were they stealing your Players Navy Cuts while your back was turned or something?
I had been toying with giving up on & off for about 2 years. Getting the cats was the extra push I needed.

It's not so much about second hand smoke (although as they came from a non-smoking home I thought it would be easier for them to settle in a non-smoking atmosphere) but also all the detritus of smoking that I didn't want my cats sniffing around (ashtrays, lighters, half empty packets etc)

And yes, them pinching my fags behind my back!

Shawnee - you would have to identify certain characteristics in order to be our triplet. I'll have to liase with Bri but for starters they would probably involve:

- Being a Slutty Mc Slut-Slut (by bmwthing's standards) but also unlucky in love
- Being hopeless financially
- Having the liver of the gods (ie drinking enough to kill you on a regular basis but somehow surviving)
- Loving chilli
- Peanut butter love/ hate is still under review

I think that's enough for now...
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:09 PM   #3
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Shawnee - you would have to identify certain characteristics in order to be our triplet. I'll have to liase with Bri but for starters they would probably involve:

- Being a Slutty Mc Slut-Slut (by bmwthing's standards) but also unlucky in love
- Being hopeless financially
- Having the liver of the gods (ie drinking enough to kill you on a regular basis but somehow surviving)
- Loving chilli
- Peanut butter love/ hate is still under review

I think that's enough for now...
I just saw this post

Slutty McSlut-Slut--check
Financially hopeless--check
liver of the gods--check check check
Chili--check
PButter--love it...hope that's not a disqualifier
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:03 AM   #4
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I snoop. Don't let me in your house--never, under ANY circumstances, let me use your bathroom.

I put house-cleaning off until I have nightmares about it.

I can't leave well enough alone.

I bother a lot of people.

I still love someone. Someone who is v. bad for me.

Oh, yeah, I've a "thing" for yet another married professor.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:19 AM   #5
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Oh snooping! Forgot that one.
Me too.... we really were sperated at birth weren't we?

Except I don't fall in love these days
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:23 AM   #6
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.... we really were sperated at birth weren't we?

Except I don't fall in love these days
i do believe we were! (Seperated at birth, that is--Sundae got all the culture and learning and I got all the Big Mac's and fries...)

As for love--methinks your prospects just opened up. 'Course, he's not an Earl, (like I imagined you wanted in my limerick) but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

What say we forecast each other's year?
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:28 AM   #7
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What say we forecast each other's year?
Oh yes! About to log off, but will start a thread tomorrow unless you do it tonight...!

I LOVE fortune telling, and it annoys my rational mind that I really want to believe it - this way at least I know it's random.

BTW - I didn't get the culture & learning chick. I got the Big Mac & fries & vodka too.... Maybe we have a missing triplet?
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Old 11-02-2006, 11:10 AM   #8
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. Maybe we have a missing triplet?
Ooh ooh ooh...pick me pick me...please?
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:23 AM   #9
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I've heard a good trick to play on medicine cabinet snoopers is to fill it up with ping pong balls prior to having guests over. That would be so mean! I wouldn't do it, I really have nothing to hide (I mean, who keeps their stash in their medicine cabinet? I wouldn't open a medicine cabinet because of the possibility of it.

So I guess I'm saying what keeps me "good" is not that I am inherently good but rather the horrible embarrassment of getting caught in not goodness!

Oh, and I drink too much, eat too much, love too much....too much!

My coworkers told me yesterday that the next time I think I'm going to have a "boyfriend" he will have to go before a committee. They wrote me a job description and everything.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:27 AM   #10
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[quote=Shawnee123]I've heard a good trick to play on medicine cabinet snoopers is to fill it up with ping pong balls prior to having guests[/QUOTE=Shawnee]

I know that trick. I prepare for it. What? You think I'm some amatuer?
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:29 AM   #11
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I repeatedly fail to fully appreciate each day I am alive. I compound the error by failing to express my appreciation for the people in my life.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:33 AM   #12
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You seem like a good dude BigV.

there, got mine done for the day!
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:02 PM   #13
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Thats excellent BigV - best one yet! I think I'll go tell someone how much I appreciate them right now.
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:12 PM   #14
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Thank you, yesman065. As the jingle goes, "it's good and good for you!"
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:47 PM   #15
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pooping in tackle boxes at sears.

Just kidding, it wasn't me.

being flippant (reserved for the cellar only)
I thought I may be consuming beverages to excess, then I spoke with a friend who drinks 9-24 beers (pub cans) per evening. That's from 5:30pm to 9:00 pm. That's one beer every 9 to 21 minutes.

By those standards, I don't even have a habit.

I often neglect to brush my teeth before bed, I rarely floss. I do not build up plaque.
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