Can anyone explain tailgating? - Page 3

Flint · 11-03-2006, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

You wanna be in front of me that bad? Fine, I'm in your trunk. Jerk.

I'm trying to explain this to my wife: if and when I tailgate, it's a controlled, deliberate execution of "road justice" via object lesson. When she tailgates, it's for no reason whatsoever but "zoning out" - the complete opposite state I am in (hyper-vigilant) when I do it.

An example of when I might tailgate is this: there's nowhere to go, neither lane has an opening, but the guy behind me is right up my ass. He manages to squeeze in front of me, almost causing several distinct wrecks in the process, only to have nowhere else to go. Now, the roles are reversed. This is me: Hurry up! Hurry up! Out of my way! Go! Go! Go! SEE, ASSHOLE, THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO ME. YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT? THIS IS HOW YOU DRIVE, FUCKTARD. PRETTY FUCKIN' POINTLESS, HUH? SHITHEAD.

lumberjim · 11-03-2006, 12:57 AM

I like to have Ice cold Yeungling Lager, and Burritos. Never did like the souflaki, or the creepy Greek guys that sell it. Brots are kinda gross, and the chicken is always undercooked or burnt.

The Dead shows were the best. Veggie Bagels, hackey sack, nitrous, reefer smoke everywhere. man, how you gonna beat that?

DucksNuts · 11-03-2006, 05:00 AM

wtf is a brot?

bluecuracao · 11-03-2006, 05:14 AM

It's really 'brat' as in bratwurst, but LJ was being phoenetic and all.

DucksNuts · 11-03-2006, 05:26 AM

geez blue, we are learning stuff tonite huh?

bluecuracao · 11-03-2006, 05:45 AM

Oh yeah, I'm feeling really informed!

yesman065 · 11-03-2006, 06:51 AM

I have to admit - I'm with jinx sometimes.

morethanpretty · 11-03-2006, 08:28 AM

I hate tailgators especially since I was rearended. They make me nervous and also since I'm normally driving 5-10 over they piss me off. I like to slow way down and either force them to go around me or get the hint to back off. What I don't understand are the idiots driving next to each other in both lanes of traffic, going 5 under. Those people really really piss me off, sometimes I'll ride the pipe of the one in the left lane (the fast/passing lane) since they aren't supposed to be driving there anyway. Atleast the person in the right lane is driving where they're supposed to be. I'm a chronic speeder though, I hate having a car infront of me and sometimes I unconsciously tail them, but I normally realize and back off. I've gotten pulled over 3 times for going about 10 over, and once for going 19 over. I got a ticket the last time I was goin 10 over.

yesman065 · 11-03-2006, 11:17 AM

Roadrage Def. . . See Above

barefoot serpent · 11-03-2006, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lhatcher

I mean trying your best to drive up someone's tailpipe.

cuz she won't get pregnant?

lhatcher · 11-03-2006, 11:43 AM

sheesh.. I wasn't talking about THAT

Hoof Hearted · 11-03-2006, 12:37 PM

I don't tailgate anything. I drive a lowslung fiberglass sportscar. I want to have room to SEE what is in the road and avoid it. I also want to have a cushion of space if the vehicle ahead of me does something stupid.

It isn't worth damaging my classic car over to tailgate. I want to arrive at my destination in one piece.

All it takes is one of those cars ahead of a tailgater to slam the brakes and BAM!, the tailgater has hit them and are at fault because they did not have enough time to react and avoid the collision.

If people tailgate me I'll tap my brakes at them. If they don't back off I goose it to put some room between us that I feel comfortable with. If they crawl up my pipes again I will tap my brakes to slow them down and goose again for space. If they still don't get the hint, sometimes I'll wave them back with a hand gesture (all fingers visible) and if that doesn't work, I slow way the fuck down. Then I'm driving and stopping for two. I am aware of my intelligence and driving abilities, but since the tailgater is doing what s/he is doing, I assume they are morons and need me to govern their driving. If only for my own safety while I am ahead of them.

lhatcher · 11-03-2006, 01:07 PM

Exactly! When I taught my kids to drive I explained that space = time and you need time to react to what others do. You may be a great driver, but you can't count on everyone else to be doing the right thing

Sundae · 11-03-2006, 01:19 PM

My one and only car accident - I ran into the back of the car in front of me. She was driving a nice BMW and pulled to a stop pretty smartly for a zebra crossing on a rainy road. I was a reasonable distance behind her (reasonable in my mind) but my crappy Peugeot's brakes were just not up to it. I cruised in slow motion into her bumper (pedestrian barriers on one side and traffic queue on the other meant I had nowhere to go).

Since then I give the car in front plenty of space - even if it means letting another 1-2 cars out and find somewhere to pull over if I have someone behind me determined to ride my arse.

barefoot serpent · 11-03-2006, 03:09 PM

a good rule of thumb: 3 seconds -- give the vehicle in front of you a 3 second cushion, using passing landmarks to time the distance.

11-03-2006, 12:57 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I like to have Ice cold Yeungling Lager, and Burritos. Never did like the souflaki, or the creepy Greek guys that sell it. Brots are kinda gross, and the chicken is always undercooked or burnt. The Dead shows were the best. Veggie Bagels, hackey sack, nitrous, reefer smoke everywhere. man, how you gonna beat that? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-03-2006, 08:28 AM	#8
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I hate tailgators especially since I was rearended. They make me nervous and also since I'm normally driving 5-10 over they piss me off. I like to slow way down and either force them to go around me or get the hint to back off. What I don't understand are the idiots driving next to each other in both lanes of traffic, going 5 under. Those people really really piss me off, sometimes I'll ride the pipe of the one in the left lane (the fast/passing lane) since they aren't supposed to be driving there anyway. Atleast the person in the right lane is driving where they're supposed to be. I'm a chronic speeder though, I hate having a car infront of me and sometimes I unconsciously tail them, but I normally realize and back off. I've gotten pulled over 3 times for going about 10 over, and once for going 19 over. I got a ticket the last time I was goin 10 over. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-03-2006, 11:43 AM	#11
lhatcher Go, you might meet someone Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 77	sheesh.. I wasn't talking about THAT __________________ Okay it's just me.. be nice, okay?

11-03-2006, 12:37 PM	#12
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	I don't tailgate anything. I drive a lowslung fiberglass sportscar. I want to have room to SEE what is in the road and avoid it. I also want to have a cushion of space if the vehicle ahead of me does something stupid. It isn't worth damaging my classic car over to tailgate. I want to arrive at my destination in one piece. All it takes is one of those cars ahead of a tailgater to slam the brakes and BAM!, the tailgater has hit them and are at fault because they did not have enough time to react and avoid the collision. If people tailgate me I'll tap my brakes at them. If they don't back off I goose it to put some room between us that I feel comfortable with. If they crawl up my pipes again I will tap my brakes to slow them down and goose again for space. If they still don't get the hint, sometimes I'll wave them back with a hand gesture (all fingers visible) and if that doesn't work, I slow way the fuck down. Then I'm driving and stopping for two. I am aware of my intelligence and driving abilities, but since the tailgater is doing what s/he is doing, I assume they are morons and need me to govern their driving. If only for my own safety while I am ahead of them. __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

11-03-2006, 01:07 PM	#13
lhatcher Go, you might meet someone Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 77	Exactly! When I taught my kids to drive I explained that space = time and you need time to react to what others do. You may be a great driver, but you can't count on everyone else to be doing the right thing __________________ Okay it's just me.. be nice, okay?

11-03-2006, 05:00 AM	#3
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	wtf is a brot?

11-03-2006, 05:14 AM	#4
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	It's really 'brat' as in bratwurst, but LJ was being phoenetic and all.

11-03-2006, 05:26 AM	#5
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	geez blue, we are learning stuff tonite huh?

11-03-2006, 05:45 AM	#6
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Oh yeah, I'm feeling really informed!

11-03-2006, 06:51 AM	#7
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I have to admit - I'm with jinx sometimes.

11-03-2006, 11:17 AM	#9
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Roadrage Def. . . See Above

11-03-2006, 01:19 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My one and only car accident - I ran into the back of the car in front of me. She was driving a nice BMW and pulled to a stop pretty smartly for a zebra crossing on a rainy road. I was a reasonable distance behind her (reasonable in my mind) but my crappy Peugeot's brakes were just not up to it. I cruised in slow motion into her bumper (pedestrian barriers on one side and traffic queue on the other meant I had nowhere to go). Since then I give the car in front plenty of space - even if it means letting another 1-2 cars out and find somewhere to pull over if I have someone behind me determined to ride my arse. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-03-2006, 03:09 PM	#15
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	a good rule of thumb: 3 seconds -- give the vehicle in front of you a 3 second cushion, using passing landmarks to time the distance. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

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