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Old 06-01-2007, 07:30 AM   #1
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If there is a threesome involved I'm sorry Fresh, you are getting kicked out of the boat.
I'm telling you, Pierce, she wants some American girth. A natural resource sorely lacking in her home country.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:31 AM   #2
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Are you suggesting that American men have bigger dicks than Chinese?
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:33 AM   #3
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No, I'm asserting.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:34 AM   #4
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How do you know?
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:55 AM   #5
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How do you know?
Two ways:

Listen to a Margaret Cho comedy routine sometime; and

Take the average height/weight of an American male and compare it to the average height/weight of a Chinese male and "do the math." Especially if you limit the Chinese males to those in the southern half of China where ducky is from. Northern Chinese guys are substantially larger than their southern couterparts - they have different ancestral origins.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:00 AM   #6
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Surely the same proportions can be applied for the women though right? (if what you say is true) Which means they're built to fit.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:02 AM   #7
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Elasticity, m'dear. There's considerably more growth allowance for the ladies.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:05 AM   #8
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ok well, you're not a chick Ibram, so I'll excuse you for not knowing that sometimes bigger definitely isn't better.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:13 AM   #9
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I was kidding anyway, geeeeez... way to rub it in...
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:39 AM   #10
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Heated debate, reminiscent of me and duck in the other America sucks thread months ago.And this is basically the same too, a 19 year old Yankee vs. a 16 year old omniscent immigrant.
And the word invaded, that's the funniest thing someone could ever call the Latinos who come to the States, if they were invading they would be rampaging our cities, burning houses, obliterating state capitals. They are coming here to work and settle!

Ducky is just a 16 year old girl who proclaims herself as Re the sun god because after living in America she knows it inside out and wants to deface things abnormal from Hong Kong the Utopia, which is strange because many of my immigrant friends prefer America to their homeland, something about freedom and equality? Eh, nevermind. Let's just nod our heads and say "yeah, mmhmm" next time she talks about something she "knows".

And no I did not have a relationship, with Ms. Lewinsky, I mean ducky.

Also, America is not dying. It will, but it is not now. No civilization lasts forever (Egypt, Greece, Rome, Imperial Japan, the British Empire) so we are going to follow suit. But we definitely are not dying NOW. We just let one idiot take us 2 step backwards because he wants to gain acceptance from his daddy. How is that dying? That has to happen like 6 times in a row AND have our territory shrunk by half. The US is not dying and it's blasphemy to think so.
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:47 AM   #11
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And the word invaded, that's the funniest thing someone could ever call the Latinos who come to the States, if they were invading they would be rampaging our cities, burning houses, obliterating state capitals. They are coming here to work and settle!
No they are stealing your money and rubbing your faces in it.
What do you do about it? NOTHING. It's funny you get mad it me for pointing that out. hahaha

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Ducky is just a 16 year old girl who proclaims herself as Re the sun god because after living in America she knows it inside out and wants to deface things abnormal from Hong Kong the Utopia, which is strange because many of my immigrant friends prefer America to their homeland, something about freedom and equality? Eh, nevermind. Let's just nod our heads and say "yeah, mmhmm" next time she talks about something she "knows".
Sure sure. I doubt you even understand the words freedom and equality.

It seems america is dying because americans are too lazy to stop it from happening.
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:28 PM   #12
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I find it amusing that someone from the outside looking in has seemed to solved all of our problems. And then, well, since we don't all fall prostrate at her feet in appreciation, proceeds to think we're all stupid.

If she really thinks that her solutions are the right ones, perhaps she should come back, become a citizen, run for office, and implement her own ideas.

Purely novel concept that...putting your money where your mouth is. 16 or not, I doubt it would ever happen.

And personally, before anyone sits back and says that 'we don't do anything about what's going wrong in this country', she should really get to know a little bit more about the people she's preaching to. Quite a few of us are politically active and are doing what we can.
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:33 PM   #13
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I find it amusing that someone from the outside looking in has seemed to solved all of our problems. And then, well, since we don't all fall prostrate at her feet in appreciation, proceeds to think we're all stupid.
What the hell did you think the internet was for, stupid?
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:41 PM   #14
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What the hell did you think the internet was for, stupid?
Flint honey, sweetie, dearie...if there's any one who will find me prostrate at his feet, it's not you

But nice try *wink*
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:59 PM   #15
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Flint honey, sweetie, dearie...if there's any one who will find me prostrate at his feet, it's not you

But nice try *wink*
I'm typing with one hand right now...
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