Banana related deaths - Page 3

10-20-2007, 05:55 AM

From this anagram:

"Within a week of the 9/11 attacks a glimmer of humor apperared. According to one Washington Post reporter, the time it took between the first plane hitting the World Trade Center and the first attempt at Internet humor was 5 days, 2 hours, 8 minutes and 1 second. It consisted of anagrams (a word or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another word or phrase) of the name Osama bin Laden: “Animals on a bed.” “I'm Dole bananas.” ”I'm no bean salad.”"

To this news article title:

"Moussaoui Has One Foot on a Banana Peel and . . ."

Old practices making news again:

"The Banana War" (Oh my Chiquita!)

And a blast from the past:

"Banana was found guilty of 11 charges of sodomy, attempted sodomy and indecent assault in 1998."

BigV · 10-21-2007, 12:17 PM

Trust me. I'm pretty passionate about ladies fingering my banana.

BigV · 10-22-2007, 06:44 PM

It's a pun, people.

Banana, penis (implied); lady finger, fingering; passion fruit, passionate.

Any more questions?

SteveDallas · 10-22-2007, 07:33 PM

Yeah... what does the kumquat represent?

ZenGum · 10-23-2007, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Yeah... what does the kumquat represent?

Various half-formed images are swirling in my mind... and I don't much like any of them.

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-23-2007, 02:00 AM

In my mind they're all fully formed.

Flint · 10-24-2007, 10:40 PM

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ZenGum · 10-24-2007, 10:44 PM

Re: Flint

WTF??? And people wonder why dogs turn on their owners.
I say this cross-species genetic engineering has gone too far!

Ok new death: fatally mauled by pack of vicious banana-dogs. Tragic.

10-20-2007, 05:55 AM	#1
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	TRUTH CAN BE STRANGER THAN FICTION From this anagram: "Within a week of the 9/11 attacks a glimmer of humor apperared. According to one Washington Post reporter, the time it took between the first plane hitting the World Trade Center and the first attempt at Internet humor was 5 days, 2 hours, 8 minutes and 1 second. It consisted of anagrams (a word or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another word or phrase) of the name Osama bin Laden: “Animals on a bed.” “I'm Dole bananas.” ”I'm no bean salad.”" To this news article title: "Moussaoui Has One Foot on a Banana Peel and . . ." Old practices making news again: "The Banana War" (Oh my Chiquita!) And a blast from the past: "Banana was found guilty of 11 charges of sodomy, attempted sodomy and indecent assault in 1998."

10-21-2007, 12:17 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Trust me. I'm pretty passionate about ladies fingering my banana. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-22-2007, 06:44 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	It's a pun, people. Banana, penis (implied); lady finger, fingering; passion fruit, passionate. Any more questions? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-23-2007, 02:00 AM	#6
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	In my mind they're all fully formed. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-24-2007, 10:40 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	... Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-22-2007, 07:33 PM	#4
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Yeah... what does the kumquat represent?

10-24-2007, 10:44 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Re: Flint WTF??? And people wonder why dogs turn on their owners. I say this cross-species genetic engineering has gone too far! Ok new death: fatally mauled by pack of vicious banana-dogs. Tragic.

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