Should the following threads be moved?

[ZenGum]

Me, I'm still wondering how this thread detoured onto quality control of rectal thermometers. Interesting though.
But don't make presumptions ... I'm willing to bet there are some people who would consider that their dream job.
:searches futilely for appropriate smiley:
Compromise ...

[Drax]

Originally Posted by glatt

And now he's back to Drax again. These name changes have been annoying, but I'm pleased with this latest one. I hope you stay Drax.

I'm is. Ask UT

[Cloud]

sure. As has been pointed out, you can start a thread with an idea, but other people's ideas change it. My question was, who do you think are the most beautiful women.

I'd also like to point out that I didn't make it an image thread on purpose, because I am very wary of just downloading images of the net and posting them--they may be owned by other people; particularly images of celebrities. I personally find the profligate theft of images on this site rather distressing. Not that I won't do it, just that I don't do it often.

[Drax]

I said I'd drop it. Now let's just drop it!

[lookout123]

no, you said let's drop it, then made some little comment after it. i don't even understand what the last comment meant, but give us a break drax/datalyss whoever you are, you had an idea for the cellar, others didn't see the need so you come off as a dick to Ibram. you're told to chill and you have to make one last dig. why? what's up your ass? or are you just trying to pick a fight cuz you're bored?

[Drax]

What comment?

[Big Red]

Everybody just breath and relax if your having a bad just sit back in your chair and read this it could be worse.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson."

[Drax]

Originally Posted by Big Red

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested..."

Eww.

[lumberjim]

a proctologist goes to the bank to deposit his paycheck. at the counter, he reaches into his shirtpocket for a pen with which to endorse his check, but retrieves his rectal thermometer instead. He looks at the thermometer, then at the teller...then back at the thermometer, and says, "Aw, would you look at that.....Some asshole has my pen!"

[Drax]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

a proctologist goes to the bank to deposit his paycheck. at the counter, he reaches into his shirtpocket for a pen with which to endorse his check, but retrieves his rectal thermometer instead. He looks at the thermometer, then at the teller...then back at the thermometer, and says, "Aw, would you look at that.....Some asshole has my pen!"

[BigV]

"No! I said a Bud Light"

/rimshot

[lumberjim]

....rimjob?

[Cloud]

ah. and here I was hoping for a rim job. phooey!

[Cloud]

ah, no need to apologize. I'm all about the bullshit. At least some people think so. Nobody picked up on the (semi) serious impetus behind the thread, but'sokay.

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by Cloud

ah, no need to apologize. I'm all about the bullshit. At least some people think so. Nobody picked up on the (semi) serious impetus behind the thread, but'sokay.

I'm all about the bullshit too I love the bullshit threads.