Man Has Sex With Bicycle - Page 3

Shawnee123 · 11-15-2007, 05:16 PM

He had the public defender, whose wife is a scooter. Poor man didn't stand a chance.

Sheldonrs · 11-15-2007, 08:02 PM

I heard he asked the bike if she wanted him to stop but she never SPOKE! lol!!!

(I kill me)

monster · 11-15-2007, 08:37 PM

Perhaps he overheard talk in the pub that his wife was a bike?

Aliantha · 11-15-2007, 08:47 PM

I wish my bike was so sexy it made me feel like rubbing myself against it. Maybe I'd spend more time excercising. Unfortunately, I view my bike generally as an impliment of torture...although....

Flint · 11-15-2007, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:

Almost makes me want to do a Google Image Search for "tailpipe fuck" ...

Pie · 11-15-2007, 10:16 PM

Well, your search lead me to this image:

They're Arancini, or balls of risotto (in this case, peas, procioutto and parm) with more cheese, breaded in panko and deep-fried.

Strange, where your web meanderings will take you.

Sheldonrs · 11-16-2007, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

Well, your search lead me to this image:

They're Arancini, or balls of risotto (in this case, peas, procioutto and parm) with more cheese, breaded in panko and deep-fried.

Strange, where your web meanderings will take you.

The openned one looks like someone had sex with it.

HungLikeJesus · 11-16-2007, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:

Maybe he didn't have a banana.

Quote:

Axel Foley: What are you all, the second team?
Detective McCabe: We're the first team.
Detective Foster: Yeah, and we're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
Axel Foley: [Mocking him] You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It shouldflow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.

ZenGum · 11-16-2007, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

I wish my bike was so sexy it made me feel like rubbing myself against it. Maybe I'd spend more time excercising. Unfortunately, I view my bike generally as an impliment of torture...although....

Take the seat off.

seakdivers · 11-16-2007, 01:39 PM

My husband worked on a case where there was a guy that was in love with his tractor. He named it Stone, and even sent out pictures of himself & the tractor for Christmas cards.

Turned out to be an autoerotic asphyxia thing, with an emphasis on the "auto".

Cicero · 11-16-2007, 02:05 PM

Wasn't the crime simulateing sex? Either you are going to have sex with a bicycle or not....it should be a crime just for simulateing it. Like lip-synching. Either you are going to sing or not, simulateing singing without actually doing it should also be a crime and enforced by the law. That's just embarrassing.
If you are going to get the ticket anyway...what's the harm in just doing it?

Cloud · 11-16-2007, 02:08 PM

like rappers grabbing their crotches in time to music. THAT should be a crime!

Cicero · 11-16-2007, 02:19 PM

Well, if they were simulateing the crotch grab and not actually doing it, that would be the crime......

Have sex with a bicycle, grab your crotch, or sing, don't just act like it....or pay the piper.

Cloud · 11-16-2007, 02:22 PM

poor, poor baby. I mean, if grabbing one's crotch through clothes equals sex to you . . .

on second thought -- Nevermind!

Cicero · 11-16-2007, 03:17 PM

What that's not how everyone does it?

11-15-2007, 08:02 PM	#32
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I heard he asked the bike if she wanted him to stop but she never SPOKE! lol!!! (I kill me) __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-15-2007, 08:37 PM	#33
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Perhaps he overheard talk in the pub that his wife was a bike? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-15-2007, 08:47 PM	#34
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I wish my bike was so sexy it made me feel like rubbing myself against it. Maybe I'd spend more time excercising. Unfortunately, I view my bike generally as an impliment of torture...although.... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-15-2007, 10:16 PM	#36
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Well, your search lead me to this image: They're Arancini, or balls of risotto (in this case, peas, procioutto and parm) with more cheese, breaded in panko and deep-fried. Strange, where your web meanderings will take you. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-16-2007, 02:05 PM	#41
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Wasn't the crime simulateing sex? Either you are going to have sex with a bicycle or not....it should be a crime just for simulateing it. Like lip-synching. Either you are going to sing or not, simulateing singing without actually doing it should also be a crime and enforced by the law. That's just embarrassing. If you are going to get the ticket anyway...what's the harm in just doing it? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-15-2007, 05:16 PM	#31
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	He had the public defender, whose wife is a scooter. Poor man didn't stand a chance.

11-16-2007, 01:39 PM	#40
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	My husband worked on a case where there was a guy that was in love with his tractor. He named it Stone, and even sent out pictures of himself & the tractor for Christmas cards. Turned out to be an autoerotic asphyxia thing, with an emphasis on the "auto".

11-16-2007, 02:08 PM	#42
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	like rappers grabbing their crotches in time to music. THAT should be a crime! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-16-2007, 02:19 PM	#43
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Well, if they were simulateing the crotch grab and not actually doing it, that would be the crime...... Have sex with a bicycle, grab your crotch, or sing, don't just act like it....or pay the piper. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-16-2007, 02:22 PM	#44
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	poor, poor baby. I mean, if grabbing one's crotch through clothes equals sex to you . . . on second thought -- Nevermind! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-16-2007, 03:17 PM	#45
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	What that's not how everyone does it? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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