January 15, 2008: Hunting Deer in Germany [Graphic] - Page 3

Tuba Loons · 12-11-2009, 11:40 PM

Human spam.

That is the sign of a well-heeled forum.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-12-2009, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Deer blind plans? Poke 'em in both eyes with a sharp stick. Do I win?

You don't know what blinds are? Hunters, photographers, and wildlife scholars use them to hunt, photograph, or observe critters, without being seen. Here's some

dar512 · 12-13-2009, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You don't know what blinds are? Hunters, photographers, and wildlife scholars use them to hunt, photograph, or observe critters, without being seen. Here's some

It's a pun, Bruce. You're supposed to laugh there.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2009, 11:56 AM

I knew she was making a pun, but still didn't know if she knew what a blind was. Zen wasn't punning, which would indicate he didn't know, or was on his death bed.

When in doubt, I spell it out. That way I'm sure everyone is annoyed equally.

ZenGum · 12-13-2009, 07:43 PM

Bruce ... really ... thanks for you thoughts, though.

It's an old joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

With me now?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Shall I continue?

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?

Still no f#$%ing idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, and no pulse?

Dead.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2009, 08:55 PM

Ok, I missed that one, even though I've heard it before.

monster · 12-13-2009, 08:56 PM

hah

richlevy · 12-19-2009, 05:23 PM

Maria: "Now children, while your father drives let's practice."
Children: "Doe, a deer. A female deer..."
Freidrich: "Doe"
Maria: "That's very nice Freidrich, but sing with everyone else."
Freidrich: "No!" (points finger) "DOE!!!!!"

jinx · 12-19-2009, 05:42 PM

Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer

12-13-2009, 11:56 AM	#34
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I knew she was making a pun, but still didn't know if she knew what a blind was. Zen wasn't punning, which would indicate he didn't know, or was on his death bed. When in doubt, I spell it out. That way I'm sure everyone is annoyed equally. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-13-2009, 07:43 PM	#35
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Bruce ... really ... thanks for you thoughts, though. It's an old joke. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. With me now? What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. Shall I continue? What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? Still no f#$%ing idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, and no pulse? Dead. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-13-2009, 08:55 PM	#36
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ok, I missed that one, even though I've heard it before. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-13-2009, 08:56 PM	#37
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hah __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-19-2009, 05:23 PM	#38
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Maria: "Now children, while your father drives let's practice." Children: "Doe, a deer. A female deer..." Freidrich: "Doe" Maria: "That's very nice Freidrich, but sing with everyone else." Freidrich: "No!" (points finger) "DOE!!!!!" __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

12-11-2009, 11:40 PM	#31
Tuba Loons 3 baboons Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 38	Human spam. That is the sign of a well-heeled forum.

12-19-2009, 05:42 PM	#39
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Homer: D'oh! Lisa: A deer! Marge: A female deer __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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