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Old 03-13-2008, 10:33 AM   #31
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It would have to be at your place too. All those jars of urine stacked against the wall of his room might kill the mood.
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:29 AM   #32
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Hey, no fair.
Why not offer a prize for the first Dwellar to meet me?

I promise to play harder to get in future to increase the tension.
And I give great... er, prizes...
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:03 PM   #33
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Usually, I am very clever in my humour. Not this time however.

TW has mentioned a hot dog cart business or some such in LA in the past...
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Dat was Radar's gig.
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I could only imagine how many haggard and depraved eyes were regarding me hungrily from behind the closed shutters; I tried not to think about it. Already I was beginning to feel like an especially toothsome steak in a meat market. However, no one called enticingly from the shutters; those devious mentalities throbbing away in their dark apartments were apparently more subtle seducers. I thought that a note, at least, might flutter down. A frozen orange juice can came flying out of one of the windows and barely missed me. I stooped over and picked it up in order to inspect the empty tin cylinder for a communication of some sort, but only a viscous residue on concentrated juice trickled out on my hand. Was this some obscene message? While I was pondering the matter and staring up at the window from which the can had been hurled, an old vagrant approached the wagon and pleaded for a frankfurter. Grudgingly I sold him one, ruefully concluding that, as always, work was interfering at a crucial moment. -- Ignatius J. Reilly (as hot dog vendor) in Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:10 PM   #34
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Why not offer a prize for the first Dwellar to meet me?
Is that another offer for sex? Just shopping.
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:50 PM   #35
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Is that another offer for sex? Just shopping.
No this was.....durr...

snip~And I give great... er, prizes.....~snip
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:19 PM   #36
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Is that another offer for sex? Just shopping.
you ungrateful bastard!
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Old 03-13-2008, 07:13 PM   #37
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you ungrateful bastard!
Did I mention how generous I could be?




But then this should be about Sundae Girl. Why just make it one prize?
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Old 03-13-2008, 07:43 PM   #38
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did you solve any math questions for her? HUH? DIDJA?


no. I thought not!
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:11 PM   #39
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How is it that this thread has become the most normal conversation TW's ever had on the Cellar?
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:25 PM   #40
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He's still beating around the Bush.
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:45 PM   #41
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He's still beating around the Bush.
Of course I am beating around the Bush. Do the math. I am not normal. I am generous. Now, who wants to meet me?
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Old 03-14-2008, 10:25 PM   #42
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We all do!


but only some with offers
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Old 03-15-2008, 12:02 AM   #43
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i wold throw a tw party

id buy a keg of yeungling and a sushi tray
and id host it at my house
in may
or june

id have pizza and id hire phobic to play....and mught even do a live vesion of blue christmas.

if tw would only attend.
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Old 03-15-2008, 12:51 PM   #44
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The guest of horror.
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Old 03-15-2008, 12:57 PM   #45
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I'll host a Dwellar party at mine
all it needs is:

- airfare from various locations inc Far East, America, Scotland, Holland, various places I've missed off
- A film or TV job for HM
- cut price booze or BYO illegal pleasures
- baby oil
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