The Dick Slit - Page 3

Cicero · 03-18-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

did you ever notice that the title of the thread you have open appears on the title bar on IE?

so...when you hit Alt + Tab and browse through your open IE windows, the thread title appears on your screen?

So.....when you have a customer at your desk and you go flipping through looking for the one you want, and they're paying attention to what you're doing.....and The Dick Slit appears.....you get to find out just how red you can turn, and how hot your ears can get.

yeah.

No. But our accountant was just here. She just let out a big sigh after passing my screen and now it makes sense........great.

Stress Puppy · 03-18-2008, 02:01 PM

I use the slit exclusively. Especially at work where I wear 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants, plus boxers.

It's much faster for me. Unzip, fish it out, relief, tuck it back in, zip up. Flint's method would have me trying to get two shirts tucked back into two different layers of pants with a belt on.

monster · 03-18-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Stress Puppy

Especially at work where I wear 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants, plus boxers.

You work as a homeless guy? I've heard the pay's good.

Dingleschmutz · 03-18-2008, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

You work as a homeless guy? I've heard the pay's good.

No, the pay sucks, it's the benefits that are good. Completely subsidized all-you-can-eat dumpster buffets, for example.

Flint · 03-18-2008, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Stress Puppy

Flint's method would have me trying to get two shirts tucked back into two different layers of pants with a belt on.

Why would you untuck your shirt/shirts in the first place?!
I didn't say anything about shirts, or belts, or while we're at it, shoes. You don't have to take your shoes off, either.

monster · 03-18-2008, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

No, the pay sucks, it's the benefits that are good. Completely subsidized all-you-can-eat dumpster buffets, for example.

Apparently they earn well round here -I guess it would be classed as tips rather than pay, though.... I bet the tax returns are a bugger.

lumberjim · 03-18-2008, 03:18 PM

i'm developing a picture of flint's beltline being closer to his armpits than his hipbones. and what's that in his shirt pocket? a pocket protector? is that tape on your glasses? masking tape? you couldn't find any color matching electrical tape or glue? Is that dandruff on your plaid shirted shoulder? when's the last time you washed your neck? and why do you smell like moth balls?!

BigV · 03-18-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

--snip
2) fish it out (fishing it out can be a problem if you have briefs on, or if your shirt tail is really long and in the way, but with boxers it's normally very fast.)

(we join the previously scheduled joke already in progress)

"...what the string is for. I get it now. But how do you get it back in?"

"I don't know about the other waiters, but I use these tongs here."

Flint · 03-18-2008, 04:14 PM

I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt,
or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening:

BigV · 03-18-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

--snip--
So anyway, who's right? Is the dick slit necessary or unnecessary?

Meatus==necessary*

* Urostomy patients (and women) are exempted.

glatt · 03-18-2008, 04:22 PM

Flint, who are you arguing with?

Flint · 03-18-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Flint, who are you arguing with?

All of you stupid motherfuckers. Or anybody who will listen...

glatt · 03-18-2008, 04:25 PM

Nice drawing, by the way.

Flint · 03-18-2008, 04:28 PM

Thanks. I remember that you complimented my illustration of a p-trap as well.

And...isn't the dick slit a kind of a "pee trap" after all? So it all comes full circle...

glatt · 03-18-2008, 04:31 PM

I thought the slit was to avoid trapping the pee. Sort of the anti-trap.

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03-18-2008, 02:01 PM	#32
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	I use the slit exclusively. Especially at work where I wear 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants, plus boxers. It's much faster for me. Unzip, fish it out, relief, tuck it back in, zip up. Flint's method would have me trying to get two shirts tucked back into two different layers of pants with a belt on. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

03-18-2008, 03:18 PM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'm developing a picture of flint's beltline being closer to his armpits than his hipbones. and what's that in his shirt pocket? a pocket protector? is that tape on your glasses? masking tape? you couldn't find any color matching electrical tape or glue? Is that dandruff on your plaid shirted shoulder? when's the last time you washed your neck? and why do you smell like moth balls?! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-18-2008, 04:14 PM	#39
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt, or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening: Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-18-2008, 04:28 PM	#44
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Thanks. I remember that you complimented my illustration of a p-trap as well. And...isn't the dick slit a kind of a "pee trap" after all? So it all comes full circle... __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-18-2008, 04:22 PM	#41
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Flint, who are you arguing with?

03-18-2008, 04:25 PM	#43
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Nice drawing, by the way.

03-18-2008, 04:31 PM	#45
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I thought the slit was to avoid trapping the pee. Sort of the anti-trap.

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