Oi Clod!! - Page 3

Clodfobble · 07-10-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Freecycle is a great way to get rid of crap fast. People are addicted to it, and they will snap stuff up just because they want to "win" it first.

Oh man, Freecycle has saved me hundreds of dollars in dump fees. I have gotten rid of rotted fencing, big piles of rocks, old stained carpeting, and more general construction debris than you could possibly imagine. The best part is when these people (women, 99% of the time) would tell me what they were going to build with my hazardous materials--doghouses, bookcases, a new "patio" in the back... it's sad, because I really think with some of them it borders on a mental illness, this inability to pass up a "bargain." But not sad enough to make me refuse to give it to them.

footfootfoot · 07-10-2008, 03:34 PM

Time for an anally-themed intermission joke.

CF goes to her doc complaining of anal charley horse as a result of her new anti-depression regimen. He prescribes her 21 suppositories and (you can stop here if you know this joke) and tells her to one 3x per day for a week.

She gets home and shows Mr. CF the pills. "Jeez, CF, those are massive. Maybe if you break them up they'll be easier to swallow."
"Good Idea! I'll try it."
So a week later she is back at her doc's and he asks her if she took all the medication.
"Doc, I did, but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck them up my ass."

We now return you to our regularly scheduled speculation and thread drift.

Cloud · 07-10-2008, 03:37 PM

you'll notice she has not deigned to solve the mystery

Clodfobble · 07-10-2008, 03:44 PM

It's like those people who tell everyone they know they're officially going to quit smoking... and then three weeks later they're back outside the building on their breaks. I appreciate generic support, but there's sadly a very real chance I'll lose my motivation again, and I don't want to be "that guy," you know? It's like fishing for compliments, but with moral support instead.

BigV · 07-10-2008, 04:26 PM

Perhaps.

But, jeeze... you're more than halfway there. Um. what?... one step at a time? one case at a time? 37,713 bottles of beer on the wall, 37,713 bottles of beeeeeer! Well. What can I do.

Here are eight and a half million for you.

glatt · 07-10-2008, 04:28 PM

Whatever it is Clod, you can do it! Go, Clodfobble!

How was that?

DucksNuts · 07-10-2008, 06:38 PM

Sorry Clod, I didnt mean to bring it out in the open

I thought it was something that I missed.

You can do it!! [/rob schneider]

BrianR · 07-10-2008, 07:12 PM

Dollars they still owe on the mortgage?

For their car? Number of roaches left to squash?

C'mon, tell us!

footfootfoot · 07-10-2008, 08:58 PM

You'll never do it you slacker, moral support troller.
I can see the number getting higher already.

Clodfobble · 07-10-2008, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Sorry Clod, I didnt mean to bring it out in the open I thought it was something that I missed.

No no, it's totally fine, I did start randomly putting vague things on the board after all.

Ibby · 07-10-2008, 10:33 PM

college loan?
maybe its just
that ive been looking
at schools for a week now
and thats all i have on my mind
(and i must confess i don't know your age)
but for a state school, mayhaps, 80000 in debt
may sound almost right, and now, slowly, you try
to rid yourself of it all, and have already reached halfway?

nah.

Clodfobble · 07-10-2008, 10:59 PM

Dude, if I could come up with $37,000 in six months, I wouldn't be eating mac'n'cheese for dinner all the damn time.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-10-2008, 11:02 PM

Don't give it up, Clod... make 'em wait.

SteveDallas · 07-10-2008, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Don't give it up . . . make 'em wait.

Is that what you tell all the women?

HungLikeJesus · 07-11-2008, 01:41 AM

But who would count eternity in days?
(These old bones live to learn her wanton ways.)

07-10-2008, 03:34 PM	#32
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Time for an anally-themed intermission joke. CF goes to her doc complaining of anal charley horse as a result of her new anti-depression regimen. He prescribes her 21 suppositories and (you can stop here if you know this joke) and tells her to one 3x per day for a week. She gets home and shows Mr. CF the pills. "Jeez, CF, those are massive. Maybe if you break them up they'll be easier to swallow." "Good Idea! I'll try it." So a week later she is back at her doc's and he asks her if she took all the medication. "Doc, I did, but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck them up my ass." We now return you to our regularly scheduled speculation and thread drift. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-10-2008, 03:37 PM	#33
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	you'll notice she has not deigned to solve the mystery __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-10-2008, 03:44 PM	#34
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's like those people who tell everyone they know they're officially going to quit smoking... and then three weeks later they're back outside the building on their breaks. I appreciate generic support, but there's sadly a very real chance I'll lose my motivation again, and I don't want to be "that guy," you know? It's like fishing for compliments, but with moral support instead. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-10-2008, 04:26 PM	#35
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Perhaps. But, jeeze... you're more than halfway there. Um. what?... one step at a time? one case at a time? 37,713 bottles of beer on the wall, 37,713 bottles of beeeeeer! Well. What can I do. Here are eight and a half million for you. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-10-2008, 07:12 PM	#38
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Dollars they still owe on the mortgage? For their car? Number of roaches left to squash? C'mon, tell us! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

07-10-2008, 04:28 PM	#36
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Whatever it is Clod, you can do it! Go, Clodfobble! How was that?

07-10-2008, 06:38 PM	#37
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Sorry Clod, I didnt mean to bring it out in the open I thought it was something that I missed. You can do it!! [/rob schneider]

07-10-2008, 08:58 PM	#39
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You'll never do it you slacker, moral support troller. I can see the number getting higher already. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-10-2008, 10:33 PM	#41
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	college loan? maybe its just that ive been looking at schools for a week now and thats all i have on my mind (and i must confess i don't know your age) but for a state school, mayhaps, 80000 in debt may sound almost right, and now, slowly, you try to rid yourself of it all, and have already reached halfway? nah. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-10-2008, 10:59 PM	#42
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Dude, if I could come up with $37,000 in six months, I wouldn't be eating mac'n'cheese for dinner all the damn time. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-10-2008, 11:02 PM	#43
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don't give it up, Clod... make 'em wait. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-11-2008, 01:41 AM	#45
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	But who would count eternity in days? (These old bones live to learn her wanton ways.) __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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