|
|
|
07-24-2008, 09:16 PM
|
#1 | |
|
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
|
Quote:
__________________
"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
|
|
|
|
07-24-2008, 09:21 PM
|
#2 |
|
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
|
All I can say is play hard.
and quit lying you know that should be a smilie, not a frownie face.
__________________
Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin |
|
|
|
|
07-27-2008, 12:07 AM
|
#3 |
|
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
|
Clodfobble/Keeper UT/RB--------- Griff/ CB ------Wolf/CB --------Zengum/LB Ratalicious/Rmid--------Classic/Cmid -------Glatt/Holding mid --------Dani/Lmid SleeveHallas/RFWD ------ HLJ/LFWD Merc is out for the week due to concussion. Bruce is out due to management displeasure at his request for a wage increase. Lookout is on the bench. No other players have approached the club to play as of yet.
__________________
Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin |
|
|
|
|
07-27-2008, 08:53 AM
|
#4 |
|
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
|
Sorry I'm late, coach!
:: polishes boots ::
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
|
|
|
|
07-24-2008, 09:07 PM
|
#5 |
|
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
|
Wait, I can't do this... when I played we had four forwards!
|
|
|
|
|
07-25-2008, 11:46 AM
|
#6 | |
|
Adapt and Survive
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Ann Arbor, Mi
Posts: 957
|
Quote:
Since all the spots are taken, I'll settle for encouraging articulations for our team and cutting epithets to the opponents and game officials. |
|
|
|
|
|
07-24-2008, 10:17 PM
|
#8 |
|
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Show me the money!
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
|
|
|
|
07-24-2008, 10:13 PM
|
#9 |
|
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
|
In which time zone are we playing? I'm preparing for jet lag.
|
|
|
|
|
07-24-2008, 10:24 PM
|
#10 |
|
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
|
In my day I developed a fine kick technique. Which worked out when I went into goal, cos I took all the goal kicks. LR, when I've got the ball on my foot, go long. Just take off.
|
|
|
|
|
07-24-2008, 10:36 PM
|
#11 |
|
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 7,661
|
__________________
"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner |
|
|
|
|
07-25-2008, 05:05 AM
|
#12 |
|
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
|
I'm afraid I'm not fit enough to play on the field. But I have great experience in barracking the ref from the terraces and am happy to lead the other supporters in any number of terrace songs.
I also volunteer to run on with a sponge and a bucket of water when someone gets hurt. And I'll cut up the half time oranges. Although these may be a feature of English amateur football, rather than worldwide. |
|
|
|
|
07-25-2008, 07:44 AM
|
#13 |
|
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
|
Is there any sort of commitment of real world time to this effort? I like maximum return on my zero investment.
As long as I'm not required to actually *do* anything, I'd love to be a sub. Or I could just clean up the streamers and chaff from the field after the riot.
__________________
"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
|
|
|
|
07-25-2008, 09:56 AM
|
#14 |
|
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
|
I don't have a soccer ball, so I spent about 15 minutes kicking a basketball against the living room wall (barefoot, of course). I would have done longer, but I was told to "go outside and kick a tree."
Now my big toe hurts. And I'm ready to learn this game you call football. |
|
|
|
|
07-25-2008, 10:26 AM
|
#15 |
|
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
|
Excellent, excellent. SG you are the official President and Director-at-Large for Cellar F.C. Supporters' Trust. If there is any dispute or cause for concern to the supporters about the way Cellar F.C. is performing or operating you will be the liaison. In addition your experience will be needed in the stands. American sports fans don't create songs for players and teams, they scream, shout, and whistle. We need you to teach them how it's done. You may also be called upon to get the bucket and sponge, but I believe we have a true iron man squad so it should be unnecessary.
Orange slices rock regardless of your accent. Unless you are allergic, then they suck. Elspode, Cellar F.C. is a very serious organization and it will require a high level of commitment. I believe the same level of commitment you have shown the "labrat's ass" thread should suffice. You may either be a sub (but no grabassing) or you may be Sundae Gal's assistant (grabassing encouraged). Well done HLJ. build up those callouses. Last bit of business: I really do need PM's with scoreline scenarios. At this point I have only response and that pretty much eliminates the "chosen at random" portion of this endeavour.
__________________
Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin |
|
|
|
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
