Woman Has Record Breaking Breasts at 38KKK - Page 3

monster · 02-04-2009, 08:20 PM

KKK breasts? Does she have a white pointy bra?

Pie · 02-04-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

KKK breasts? Does she have a white pointy bra?

"Where the white women at?"

Elspode · 02-04-2009, 10:39 PM

With her center of gravity so high, I'll bet she falls on her face a lot.

TheMercenary · 02-09-2009, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

KKK breasts? Does she have a white pointy bra?

Yea, with just the nipples cut out.

Razzmatazz13 · 02-05-2009, 12:10 AM

No she just weebles...and bounces right back up

Wickedly_Tasteful · 02-11-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

No she just weebles...and bounces right back up

Weebles wobble but they dont fall down!!!

wolf · 02-05-2009, 12:19 AM

I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories? I might make allowances for naturally huge boobage, but this?

It's not attractive, it's just damn stupid.

As we were looking at this at work, I was wondering ... How much does it cost to have a bra custom made to corral those puppies? You can't just leave those things flop around. You could put someone's eye out. The male cow orker is a definite boob man, and he found them dificult to conceive.

I was also wondering what, if any, physical sensation you have, after an assortment of doctors have messed about with your plumbing and severed all those nerves?

LabRat · 02-05-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

Do you have the link to the galleries? I tried to find more photos of her, and failed

PS: ick.

I hate to give her even more press...but here you go..

There is a video too, but it is in Brazilian. At least you can see her walking around with those things. And about 1/3 of the way through there are people poking them, lol.

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Originally Posted by wolf

I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories?

Not American, Brazialian. From her website:

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Sheyla takes her craft seriously in that she has had over 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breast, but also her nose, lips and buttocks. She is currently at a breast size of KKK. For this, she has been awarded with the Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World records award.

Good to know she takes this seriously. I mean, what a waste if it was all just in fun.

chrisinhouston · 02-05-2009, 12:53 PM

Brings back memories of this song:

Boobs A Lot
By The Fugs

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

HungLikeJesus · 02-05-2009, 12:20 AM

If she went camping, she wouldn't need to bring a mattress.

ZenGum · 02-06-2009, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

No she just weebles...and bounces right back up

Twin front airbags, a great safety innovation.

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

If she went camping, she wouldn't need to bring a mattress.

Neither would her boyfriend.

On the serious side she must have some major emotional and mental issues. I consider the surgeon guilty of malpractice. This is also a stupid and selfish waste of medical resources.

Oh and it isn't attractive.

capnhowdy · 02-05-2009, 06:10 AM

One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak.

wolf · 02-05-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak.

That's really not all that rare.

This woman's particular methodology, yeah, rare, but overall, no.

Trust me on this.

wolf · 02-05-2009, 01:01 PM

Sheldonrs · 02-05-2009, 01:17 PM

I LOVE Rusty Warren! I have one of her albums in my iPod.
I wrote her an e-mail a little over a year ago and she actually answered it! She's retired and living in Hawaii.

02-04-2009, 08:20 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	KKK breasts? Does she have a white pointy bra? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-04-2009, 10:39 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	With her center of gravity so high, I'll bet she falls on her face a lot. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-05-2009, 12:10 AM	#5
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	No she just weebles...and bounces right back up __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

02-05-2009, 12:19 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories? I might make allowances for naturally huge boobage, but this? It's not attractive, it's just damn stupid. As we were looking at this at work, I was wondering ... How much does it cost to have a bra custom made to corral those puppies? You can't just leave those things flop around. You could put someone's eye out. The male cow orker is a definite boob man, and he found them dificult to conceive. I was also wondering what, if any, physical sensation you have, after an assortment of doctors have messed about with your plumbing and severed all those nerves? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-05-2009, 12:20 AM	#10
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	If she went camping, she wouldn't need to bring a mattress. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-05-2009, 12:53 PM	#9
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Brings back memories of this song: Boobs A Lot By The Fugs Do you like boobs a lot? (Yes, I like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Really like boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Down in the locker room, Just three boys, Beatin' down the locker room With all that noise, Singin' do you like boobs a lot? (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Do you wear your jock a lot? (Yes, I wear my jock a lot.) Got to wear your jock a lot. (Got to wear your jock a lot.) Jock a lot, jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) Got to wear your jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) Well, down on the football, Football field, You never can tell What a heel can wield, So you gotta wear your jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) Jock a lot, jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) If I had a flag-a-long, (If I had a flag-a-long.) If I had a long flag-a-long, If I had a long flag-a-long, If you like boobs a lot, tag along Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) They're big and round, They're all around. They're big and round, They're all around.

02-05-2009, 06:10 AM	#12
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-05-2009, 01:01 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	__________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-05-2009, 01:17 PM	#15
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I LOVE Rusty Warren! I have one of her albums in my iPod. I wrote her an e-mail a little over a year ago and she actually answered it! She's retired and living in Hawaii. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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