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morethanpretty · 03-10-2009, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Quite often I have violent dreams about my sister. I mean bashing her brains out on the pavement level of violence.

You've only dreamed about it? I can't count the number of times my sis and I have attempted that IRL.

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IRL I just don't get why she doesn't like me.

Because she's a douche and beneath you. Well maybe not, but thats the only reason I could think of anyone not liking you. Have you tried family counseling? You're already going, maybe your therapist would be willing to do a session between you and her, you could trick your sis into going by telling her the therapist really just wants a better view of your interactions with other people. (In other words make it about you not her.) Same might be a good idea for your mom and you.

You don't want to hide a body, you want to destroy it. Got any pig farms nearby? Pigs will eat bone. All that the authorities will find is suspicious pig crapp.
That being said, no I do not have any pig farms near me, so don't even try to pin the disappearance of that stupid bitch Kel-..., er I mean nice lady I only know about because I saw her on the news, on me. What was her name again?

Sundae · 03-10-2009, 07:35 AM

Ah but you don't know me

Thanks for the kind words.

I'd never get my sis into therapy. I'd be lucky if she even asked how I was following a serious accident/ hospitalisation. No doubt she'd think it would upset the children and be another black mark against me. She's certainly never enquired about the state of my health even knowing I have been seriously depressed and suicidal.

In fact I was in a terrible state when I was living in Leicester (and visiting Mum and Dad here) and the most she said was, "I hope she isn't expecting to come to the BBQ - we don't have enough food." Coming from the woman who caters for five people for every one (she is a great host I will admit). And the fact Mum told me that suggests she said worse, which was kept from me.

No, to Laura I am a failure as an Aunt. Because of me, her son doesn't have a Godfather. It's all kinda gone on from there really. Black sheep? Try black, stinking, bloated and full of corruption sheep. And we never talk about it because in some ways she's more brittle than me. At least what I project to the world is warts and all. She projects an image of perfection (she is pretty, and still thin) but is quite fragile underneath.

Do I envy her? Of course. So this might all be projection. But I just wish she could love me for who I am. As I do her. Never mind, I've got my bro.

DanaC · 03-10-2009, 07:40 AM

You could always just snap her like a twig?

Also, would it be inappropriate of me to suggest a cunt punt? :P

[eta] I think I just pretty much cemented the fact that it'd be a bad idea for Mum of Sundae to start frequenting the Cellar....

TheMercenary · 03-10-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

You could always just snap her like a twig?

Also, would it be inappropriate of me to suggest a cunt punt? :P

[eta] I think I just pretty much cemented the fact that it'd be a bad idea for Mum of Sundae to start frequenting the Cellar....

How insensitive of you.

Trilby · 03-10-2009, 07:54 AM

My little sis and I have similar troubles, SG, but where your sister is the image of perfection, mine is a Rastafarian and smokes the equivalent of four Jamacian fields daily. I don't see where she gets her 'tude. At any rate, I know my sis is struggling so I don't taunt her (though, like MTP, she and I did go for blood when we were younger and living together in the parental home. I recall we circled one another with knives weilded in a careless manner towards each others brisket area) - maybe sisters are just hard on each other.

It's also possible she wishes like hell she could divorce her husband and resents you for having the sheer guts to not only have done but to have survived brilliantly.

Or, as Dana suggests, cunt punt her.

DanaC · 03-11-2009, 03:02 AM

I'm an insensitive person.

Decca · 03-11-2009, 07:59 AM

RAV (Random Acts of Violence) tend to be frequently imagined by me. I'm an angry, angry person. Fortunately, I am also a self-controlled person, so no RAV have actually been committed.

Hush, or I'll shove the ax in deeper.

03-10-2009, 07:35 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ah but you don't *know* me Thanks for the kind words. I'd never get my sis into therapy. I'd be lucky if she even asked how I was following a serious accident/ hospitalisation. No doubt she'd think it would upset the children and be another black mark against me. She's certainly never enquired about the state of my health even knowing I have been seriously depressed and suicidal. In fact I was in a terrible state when I was living in Leicester (and visiting Mum and Dad here) and the most she said was, "I hope she isn't expecting to come to the BBQ - we don't have enough food." Coming from the woman who caters for five people for every one (she is a great host I will admit). And the fact Mum told me that suggests she said worse, which was kept from me. No, to Laura I am a failure as an Aunt. Because of me, her son doesn't have a Godfather. It's all kinda gone on from there really. Black sheep? Try black, stinking, bloated and full of corruption sheep. And we never talk about it because in some ways she's more brittle than me. At least what I project to the world is warts and all. She projects an image of perfection (she is pretty, and still thin) but is quite fragile underneath. Do I envy her? Of course. So this might all be projection. But I just wish she could love me for who I am. As I do her. Never mind, I've got my bro. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-10-2009, 07:54 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	My little sis and I have similar troubles, SG, but where your sister is the image of perfection, mine is a Rastafarian and smokes the equivalent of four Jamacian fields daily. I don't see where she gets her 'tude. At any rate, I know my sis is struggling so I don't taunt her (though, like MTP, she and I did go for blood when we were younger and living together in the parental home. I recall we circled one another with knives weilded in a careless manner towards each others brisket area) - maybe sisters are just hard on each other. It's also possible she wishes like hell she could divorce her husband and resents you for having the sheer guts to not only have done but to have survived brilliantly. Or, as Dana suggests, cunt punt her. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-10-2009, 07:40 AM	#3
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	You could always just snap her like a twig? Also, would it be inappropriate of me to suggest a cunt punt? :P [eta] I think I just pretty much cemented the fact that it'd be a bad idea for Mum of Sundae to start frequenting the Cellar....

03-11-2009, 03:02 AM	#6
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I'm an insensitive person.

03-11-2009, 07:59 AM	#7
Decca Resident Denizen Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: O'ahu, Hawaii Posts: 63	RAV (Random Acts of Violence) tend to be frequently imagined by me. I'm an angry, angry person. Fortunately, I am also a self-controlled person, so no RAV have actually been committed. Hush, or I'll shove the ax in deeper.

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