I'm exactly 5ft 9in. This has no bearing on acts of personal violence - Page 3

Kaliayev · 03-10-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

All 5'2 of me will throttle you.

Once you've fetched a stool to stand on, presumably?

Shawnee123 · 03-10-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

All 5'2 of me will throttle you. It should feel a little like a red ant bight.

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Originally Posted by Zhuge Liang

Once you've fetched a stool to stand on, presumably?

Yeah, 'cause you're a freaking giant.

In fact, you're ZHUGE!

Kaliayev · 03-10-2009, 11:36 AM

Zing!

Besides, what are short people good for, aside from mockery and occasionally serving as temporary replacement furniture?

Shawnee123 · 03-10-2009, 12:03 PM

Don't you mean Zhing? :p

TheMercenary · 03-10-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

You could always just snap her like a twig?

Also, would it be inappropriate of me to suggest a cunt punt? :P

[eta] I think I just pretty much cemented the fact that it'd be a bad idea for Mum of Sundae to start frequenting the Cellar....

How insensitive of you.

DanaC · 03-11-2009, 03:02 AM

I'm an insensitive person.

Decca · 03-11-2009, 07:59 AM

RAV (Random Acts of Violence) tend to be frequently imagined by me. I'm an angry, angry person. Fortunately, I am also a self-controlled person, so no RAV have actually been committed.

Hush, or I'll shove the ax in deeper.

03-10-2009, 12:03 PM	#34
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Don't you mean Zhing? :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-10-2009, 11:36 AM	#33
Kaliayev Magnificent Bastard Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 216	Zing! Besides, what are short people good for, aside from mockery and occasionally serving as temporary replacement furniture?

03-11-2009, 03:02 AM	#36
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I'm an insensitive person.

03-11-2009, 07:59 AM	#37
Decca Resident Denizen Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: O'ahu, Hawaii Posts: 63	RAV (Random Acts of Violence) tend to be frequently imagined by me. I'm an angry, angry person. Fortunately, I am also a self-controlled person, so no RAV have actually been committed. Hush, or I'll shove the ax in deeper.

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