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Old 05-12-2009, 01:31 PM   #31
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If I, with a dad who'd never hit me or even ground me for more than a week (and then end up relenting on day 3) was terrified of 'being in trouble', wtf does a kid who knows their dad is going to belt them, or ground them for a month, or make their life hell for weeks, do?
You get used to it. (The latter two, just to clarify.)
Twenty years later, they sadly wonder why you don't trust them.
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Old 05-14-2009, 01:42 AM   #32
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Everything that is fun or feels good is a test from God to see if you really love Him. You see, He is very, very insecure, and if you really, really, really, really, really loved him, you wouldn't want to have fun or feel good.
Don't blame God for this bullshit, none of those rules came on stone tablets.
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Old 05-14-2009, 02:47 PM   #33
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Don't blame God for this bullshit, none of those rules came on stone tablets.
Elzi wasn't blaming God. He was mocking those who interpret God in such a way. They will tell you until they're blue in the face that God loves you, but you're going to hell, unless you follow these rules (that other people have interpretted for God) and that you live a sinful horrible life.
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:04 PM   #34
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I thought God forgave the sinners.
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:35 PM   #35
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Only the good sinners. The bad ones are still headed downstairs.
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:52 PM   #36
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see ya when I get there then?
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:52 PM   #37
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Huh.
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Old 05-14-2009, 04:19 PM   #38
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Old joke:

Why are Baptists against premarital sex?



It leads to dancing.
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