First grader brings Cub Scout utensil to school; faces reform school - Page 3

TheMercenary · 10-13-2009, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Dude, I really thought from the "tone" of your post you were serious. You didn't come right out and say it was his fault, you said it as if you weren't sure. I do usually catch your sense of humor.

OK fine...no more Biden jokes.

What!?!?! it's not Bush's fault? Hell! When did we change dance partners?

I was kind of use to blaming Bush for everything. Now I have to switch. Bastards.

glatt · 10-13-2009, 09:22 PM

Just saw on the news that the school board caved and changed the policy for 1st graders and kindergarteners to a case by case basis. Kid can go back to school.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2009, 12:47 AM

Yeah, he's already served his 5 day suspension and will be "counseled" on the seriousness of his crime, but no reform school. He can go back tomorrow, but his mom says she'll keep him home a day or two longer. Now they'll probably punish him for missing more time.

Trilby · 10-13-2009, 04:54 PM

My son was 7 when he took his first knife to school. Memories...

seriously though, he WAS 7 and he took his grandfather's little swiss army knife to school - as 7 year-olds are won't to do. He got a 10 suspension with an expulsion hearing. this was back in, oh, '98.

He served the 10 days happy as a clam, loved every minute of it and taunted his cousins with, "Have fun in school, SUCKERS!" every morning.

He always enjoyed speech therapy class, too. Got him out of regular class. I think he purposely prolonged his lazy R's just so he could go to therapy.

TheMercenary · 10-14-2009, 07:56 AM

Or spoons them to death.

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-26-2009, 01:21 AM

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
Mark Twain

10-14-2009, 12:47 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, he's already served his 5 day suspension and will be "counseled" on the seriousness of his crime, but no reform school. He can go back tomorrow, but his mom says she'll keep him home a day or two longer. Now they'll probably punish him for missing more time. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2009, 04:54 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	My son was 7 when he took his first knife to school. Memories... seriously though, he WAS 7 and he took his grandfather's little swiss army knife to school - as 7 year-olds are won't to do. He got a 10 suspension with an expulsion hearing. this was back in, oh, '98. He served the 10 days happy as a clam, loved every minute of it and taunted his cousins with, "Have fun in school, SUCKERS!" every morning. He always enjoyed speech therapy class, too. Got him out of regular class. I think he purposely prolonged his lazy R's just so he could go to therapy. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-14-2009, 07:56 AM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Or spoons them to death. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-26-2009, 01:21 AM	#6
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." Mark Twain __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-13-2009, 09:22 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Just saw on the news that the school board caved and changed the policy for 1st graders and kindergarteners to a case by case basis. Kid can go back to school.

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