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Shawnee123 · 01-20-2010, 09:20 AM

I'm telling you, the damn squirrel needs a purpose. He can start small, a job at the local market, maybe take a class or two at the community college. Only education and need will make parasites like your squirrel finally start giving to society, and some tough love is in order. Of course no one likes to work, but tell him "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life" (Animal House)

squirell nutkin · 01-20-2010, 09:23 AM

Hey fuck all of you.

Shawnee123 · 01-20-2010, 10:38 AM

If he's chewing wires, the problem should eventually resolve itself.

glatt · 01-20-2010, 10:43 AM

And hopefully the house won't burn along with it.

Shawnee123 · 01-20-2010, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

And hopefully the house won't burn along with it.

Never thought of that...does that really happen?

lumberjim · 01-20-2010, 11:47 AM

I'm sure it can happen. The little fucker has chewed through 2 wires to date. Fortunately there was no power to them. It's the storage section of my attic, and i have an extension cord running down the length of the inside of the ridge that connects a few strings of c9 christmas lights, an old wall sconce, and one of those clip on metal dish thingers they use for heat lamps. He chewed one of the extension cord, and shortened my c9 string. I don't think there is any loose powered wires up there...but my cable wires go through right where he had been getting in before.

I just invested $50+ in this.....

fucking thing. I'm not sayning I won't kill the bastard once I catch him, but this seemed more cost effective than buying a higher powered weapon, and probably putting my own eye out.

Shawnee123 · 01-20-2010, 09:24 AM

You're not a squirrel, you're a squirell. Big difference!

squirell nutkin · 01-20-2010, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Never thought of that...does that really happen?

All the time. Up here in the Toolies the FD tells me it accounts for about 70% of the fires we have.

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

You're not a squirrel, you're a squirell. Big difference!

I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is that squirrel's don't know how too spell?

squirell nutkin · 01-20-2010, 12:20 PM

Hard to shoot your own eye out when your tongue is stuck to the flagpole, lj.
D-

Shawnee123 · 01-20-2010, 01:15 PM

Squirrelz can haz cheezburgers.

squirell nutkin · 01-20-2010, 06:19 PM

Speaking of Chibbaguh Chibbaguh (No Coke, Pepsi)
My neighbor gives her squirrels the happy dispatch with a little potpourri made of sugar, cornmeal and plaster of Paris, all wrapped up in a little saran wrap sachet, tossed in the attic. They nom nom nom the P o P along with the sugar and cornmeal and then when they drink they beverage the plaster sets in they tummeh. They go to the clinic and usually never make it long enough to see the squirrel doctah.

DanaC · 01-20-2010, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Speaking of Chibbaguh Chibbaguh (No Coke, Pepsi)
My neighbor gives her squirrels the happy dispatch with a little potpourri made of sugar, cornmeal and plaster of Paris, all wrapped up in a little saran wrap sachet, tossed in the attic. They nom nom nom the P o P along with the sugar and cornmeal and then when they drink they beverage the plaster sets in they tummeh. They go to the clinic and usually never make it long enough to see the squirrel doctah.

That sounds like a horrible way to die.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-21-2010, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

That sounds like a horrible way to die.

What could be better than a full tummy?

DanaC · 01-21-2010, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

What could be better than a full tummy?

The worst constipation in the universe?

skysidhe · 01-20-2010, 06:31 PM

What will you do with it after you trap it?

01-20-2010, 09:20 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm telling you, the damn squirrel needs a purpose. He can start small, a job at the local market, maybe take a class or two at the community college. Only education and need will make parasites like your squirrel finally start giving to society, and some tough love is in order. Of course no one likes to work, but tell him "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life" (Animal House) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-20-2010, 09:23 AM	#2
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Hey fuck all of you. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-20-2010, 10:38 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If he's chewing wires, the problem should eventually resolve itself. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-20-2010, 11:47 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm sure it can happen. The little fucker has chewed through 2 wires to date. Fortunately there was no power to them. It's the storage section of my attic, and i have an extension cord running down the length of the inside of the ridge that connects a few strings of c9 christmas lights, an old wall sconce, and one of those clip on metal dish thingers they use for heat lamps. He chewed one of the extension cord, and shortened my c9 string. I don't think there is any loose powered wires up there...but my cable wires go through right where he had been getting in before. I just invested $50+ in this..... fucking thing. I'm not sayning I won't kill the bastard once I catch him, but this seemed more cost effective than buying a higher powered weapon, and probably putting my own eye out. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-20-2010, 09:24 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You're not a squirrel, you're a squirell. Big difference! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-20-2010, 10:43 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	And hopefully the house won't burn along with it.

01-20-2010, 12:20 PM	#9
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Hard to shoot your own eye out when your tongue is stuck to the flagpole, lj. D- __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-20-2010, 01:15 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Squirrelz can haz cheezburgers. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-20-2010, 06:19 PM	#11
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Speaking of Chibbaguh Chibbaguh (No Coke, Pepsi) My neighbor gives her squirrels the happy dispatch with a little potpourri made of sugar, cornmeal and plaster of Paris, all wrapped up in a little saran wrap sachet, tossed in the attic. They nom nom nom the P o P along with the sugar and cornmeal and then when they drink they beverage the plaster sets in they tummeh. They go to the clinic and usually never make it long enough to see the squirrel doctah. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-20-2010, 06:31 PM	#15
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	What will you do with it after you trap it?

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