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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Walkin' 'round restocking underwear.
(sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
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Mercifully, you have left out the rest of the lyrics to that song.
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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She's saving it. It'll be a big hit next Christmas for Weird Al.
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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See, another good reason not to wear undies
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Professor
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Houston, TX
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Ewwwww.....Anyways, I had to wear my pants without undies once. I forgot to bring my undies in when I went to take a shower. Had to wear my pants into my room to grab the undies. (I'm explaining the whole thing so y'all won't call me nasty.
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After having a couple of kids, one's whole concept of nasty and gross is completely annihilated and a new grossness paradigm is installed.
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Same here, I figured let's not scare the passengers.
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
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The puke stories alone...
College kids think they know from puke. They do not.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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I posted horrific poop photos on the board once. And those aren't even the ones I send his doctors.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Puke? Poop? When are you people going to learn not to feed the little monsters.
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I hear them call the tide
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Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Doesn't matter if you feed them or not, they will find a way to mess up your carpet, keyboard, favorite book and hair all in one explosion. Or maybe two.
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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bump - update
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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how about looking at it with the eyes that you have in your head before you buy it?
especially if it's on a hanger fer fux ache.
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