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Old 06-06-2010, 06:29 AM   #1
DanaC
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Bugger no. It's 'fuck all else to do' :p

here's the full lyrics:

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
(Music : The Sex Pistols / Lyrics : Anthrax)


There was a bunch of roadies
And this here is their story
A scurvy bunch of evil twits
Who never say they're sorry

They've traveled cross the nations
Fuckin' paid vacations
We love the schism that they make
They're here for the duration

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The captains name is Rick
Whose "Bozo-do" is slick
He really thinks he knows it all
He's just a Jersey hick

Wanking, cranking, Georgie
He always finds an orgy
He rubs his balls and picks his nose
He's horny Georgie porgie

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The kind of sleaze is Ring
Polaroid's his thing
He whipped it out, her teeth fell out
And now it's in a sling

From LA we have Troy
His fetish is Playboy
A smelly trout, he'll eat it out
Go wash your hands you're M.O.I.

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

John Tempesta is The Joker
The Adams apple choker
Sandra Bernhard is his twin
He'd probably even poke her

The B-boy was John Rooney
He was a fuckin' loony
He does a rap, he thinks he's black
He's soft like Gerry Cooney

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Yo my name is Bill
Dur, bouncing is my skill, duh,
Smoke ten packs and use my plaque
Duh, with my breath I'll kill

Thursby is the lard ass
The monitors are his task
The sound they made when the band played
Was like Ed Trunk with bad gas

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The photobug is Ambo
He'll fill up any hairy hole
We'll blindfold you with dental floss
You burnt out fuckin' bimbo

The bottom line is Z
Oh please don't sit on me
Go wipe your hemorrhoid ridden butt
You 1960's hippie!

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

This here was the story
About our fuckin' roadies
A scurvy bunch of evil twits
Who never say they're sorry
They've traveled cross the nations
Fuckin' paid vacations
We love the schism that they make
They're here for the duration

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
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Old 06-06-2010, 06:59 AM   #2
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My Dad called it a reefer, Mom said fridge. I'm confused and it is all my parents fault.
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Old 06-06-2010, 09:45 AM   #3
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Did they keep their reefer in the fridge?
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Old 06-07-2010, 12:09 AM   #4
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My Dad called it a reefer, Mom said fridge. I'm confused and it is all my parents fault.
It's a reefer if it's on wheels.
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Old 06-06-2010, 10:21 AM   #5
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freezer is better for that
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Old 06-06-2010, 11:41 AM   #6
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It's fridge, as in refrigerator.

I have never heard or seen writing referring to a frig.

I have heard people say friggin'.

I just looked it up. lol It is called pseudo- profanity or minced oath.
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Old 06-06-2010, 08:12 PM   #7
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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
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Old 06-07-2010, 05:40 AM   #8
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It's a reefer if it's hanging from my mouth and smoking.
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