Meet the older brother - Page 3

xoxoxoBruce · 07-22-2010, 05:12 PM

Test? Keep your condoms in your car.

Getgo · 07-22-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Test? Keep your condoms in your car.

That's very wise. Don't let her parents know how anxious you are.

lookout123 · 07-22-2010, 05:17 PM

Your safest bet is probably to skip the party. Later you can say you were kidnapped and forced to do drugs.

monster · 07-22-2010, 06:15 PM

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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

squirell nutkin · 07-24-2010, 01:14 PM

wasn't there a youtube video of that skit?
Very funny

Here it is:

casimendocina · 07-24-2010, 06:53 PM

If you can't be bothered saying that getting wasted with him will have to wait for another time (when you know him and the family dynamics quite a lot better) and you're carrying a glass (transparent drinking vessel), make sure it's always full so that no-one can offer to get you another one or give you a top up. Alternatively, carry a can of drink as if it's full.

toranokaze · 07-25-2010, 02:05 PM

And don't forget the non-drink sip

monster · 07-25-2010, 08:55 PM

It's all over now. He's either still wasted and dumped, or doesn't want to come back and admit he was drama-queening it was all just fine and big brother was barely there....

Shawnee123 · 07-25-2010, 09:12 PM

Well that was completely anti-climactic. Hmmph.

He got three pages out of it, though. Good for the virtual scrapbook.

freshnesschronic · 07-25-2010, 11:40 PM

All good. We drank, but I never got wasted. She said her brother liked me too much, she said I passed the "bromance" of her brother and his best friend, who were going to put it on me. Good weekend, had a great time!

casimendocina · 07-26-2010, 03:29 AM

Phew! Now that you're 'in', you can get wasted next time.

wanderer · 07-26-2010, 04:33 AM

Did you guys had a "vomit" competition?

casimendocina · 07-26-2010, 06:51 AM

Maybe that should wait til the 3rd time they catch up.

monster · 07-26-2010, 10:01 AM

"bromance"?

07-22-2010, 05:12 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Test? Keep your condoms in your car. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-22-2010, 05:17 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Your safest bet is probably to skip the party. Later you can say you were kidnapped and forced to do drugs. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-24-2010, 01:14 PM	#5
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	wasn't there a youtube video of that skit? Very funny Here it is: __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

07-25-2010, 02:05 PM	#7
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	And don't forget the non-drink sip __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

07-25-2010, 08:55 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It's all over now. He's either still wasted and dumped, or doesn't want to come back and admit he was drama-queening it was all just fine and big brother was barely there.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-24-2010, 06:53 PM	#6
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	If you can't be bothered saying that getting wasted with him will have to wait for another time (when you know him and the family dynamics quite a lot better) and you're carrying a glass (transparent drinking vessel), make sure it's always full so that no-one can offer to get you another one or give you a top up. Alternatively, carry a can of drink as if it's full.

07-25-2010, 09:12 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well that was completely anti-climactic. Hmmph. He got three pages out of it, though. Good for the virtual scrapbook. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-25-2010, 11:40 PM	#10
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	All good. We drank, but I never got wasted. She said her brother liked me too much, she said I passed the "bromance" of her brother and his best friend, who were going to put it on me. Good weekend, had a great time!

07-26-2010, 03:29 AM	#11
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Phew! Now that you're 'in', you can get wasted next time.

07-26-2010, 04:33 AM	#12
wanderer Master of the Domain Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 225	Did you guys had a "vomit" competition? __________________ smoke on the water

07-26-2010, 06:51 AM	#13
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Maybe that should wait til the 3rd time they catch up.

07-26-2010, 10:01 AM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	"bromance"? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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