Why, oh why? - Page 3

Sundae · 12-18-2010, 12:25 PM

WHY do old giffers get up from their seats and push in front of me when getting off the bus?
I'm a polite person - I let them. I barely even roll my eyes.
But then they shuffle along in front of me at zombie speed.
They take a year to get down the step.
And once we're all on terra firma I immediately do my Formula One impression, leaving them in my slipstream.

If I knew I was the slowest person on the bus, I would let other people past.
If I knew someone else was already queueing to get off I would not push in front of them.
If I had manners... Oh wait - I'm getting to the bottom of things here.

Bloody rude OAPs.
Just because they had a war once.

footfootfoot · 12-19-2010, 02:08 PM

Well, that took the air out of her sails...

Sundae · 12-21-2010, 01:25 PM

Surely that's the curse coming out?
Like in the Mummy's tomb?

HungLikeJesus · 12-22-2010, 05:47 PM

I think having the faces of the two halves together keeps them fresher.

We could do an experiment.

ZenGum · 12-22-2010, 10:48 PM

What is the sound of one hand fapping?

GunMaster357 · 12-23-2010, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

What is the sound of one hand fapping?

Impossible to say since it is said to induce deafness.

ZenGum · 12-23-2010, 05:39 AM

but only in one ear.

BigV · 12-30-2010, 12:13 PM

Damn, you're funny.

glatt · 12-30-2010, 12:59 PM

Why oh why do they try to cram two weeks of work into the final day before a holiday weekend?

Lamplighter · 12-30-2010, 01:07 PM

Because the holiday vacation is only about a week long.

Long ago I realized that if I took a week's vacation, everything before and during was on my desk when I returned to work.
But if I took a 2-week vacation, others would pick up some/all of the work, and my desk was relatively clean when I returned.

(That's my free advice to young managers and supervisors for today)

Shawnee123 · 12-30-2010, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Why oh why do they try to cram two weeks of work into the final day before a holiday weekend?

Why oh why do students try
To do everything at the last minute
And then they cry?

Really folks, financial aid isn't 'instant' you don't just ADD WATER.

footfootfoot · 01-01-2011, 10:14 PM

Why Why Chicken Thigh

Sundae · 01-02-2011, 06:39 AM

Don't start that again!

12-18-2010, 12:25 PM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	WHY do old giffers get up from their seats and push in front of me when getting off the bus? I'm a polite person - I let them. I barely even roll my eyes. But then they shuffle along in front of me at zombie speed. They take a year to get down the step. And once we're all on terra firma I immediately do my Formula One impression, leaving them in my slipstream. If I knew I was the slowest person on the bus, I would let other people past. If I knew someone else was already queueing to get off I would not push in front of them. If I had manners... Oh wait - I'm getting to the bottom of things here. Bloody rude OAPs. Just because they had a war once. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-19-2010, 02:08 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Well, that took the air out of her sails... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-21-2010, 01:25 PM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Surely that's the curse coming out? Like in the Mummy's tomb? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-22-2010, 05:47 PM	#4
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I think having the faces of the two halves together keeps them fresher. We could do an experiment. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-22-2010, 10:48 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What is the sound of one hand fapping? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-23-2010, 05:39 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	but only in one ear. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-30-2010, 12:13 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Damn, you're funny. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-30-2010, 12:59 PM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Why oh why do they try to cram two weeks of work into the final day before a holiday weekend?

12-30-2010, 01:07 PM	#10
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Because the holiday vacation is only about a week long. Long ago I realized that if I took a week's vacation, everything before and during was on my desk when I returned to work. But if I took a 2-week vacation, others would pick up some/all of the work, and my desk was relatively clean when I returned. (That's my free advice to young managers and supervisors for today)

01-01-2011, 10:14 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Why Why Chicken Thigh __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-02-2011, 06:39 AM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Don't start that again! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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