Hit and Run--the Continuing Saga

[HungLikeJesus]

Don't you need to stay awake for like 72 hours in case you have a closed-head injury?

[Nirvana]

You don't even drive a red car WTF well maybe you should I really hope you are not a "dumb ass" magnet! Like I am a "crazy asshole" magnet! They find me I swear and the full moon makes them come out in droves!

Crossing my fingers for a good outcome with the cash coming from other pockets!

[ZenGum]

Let me just say ...

AWWWGODDAMMIT!

And

HowTF does a guy go from dropping someone off to running up the back of another car in one move??? WTF? That's a special kind of stupid there.

[Aliantha]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Let me just say ...

AWWWGODDAMMIT!

And

HowTF does a guy go from dropping someone off to running up the back of another car in one move??? WTF? That's a special kind of stupid there.

Well, there was this one time I was stopped at a stop sign behind a truck during peak hour.

A gap came.

I thought he went.

Another gap came.

BOOM!

He hadn't gone.

[HungLikeJesus]

Didn't Liz Phair have a song about this?

[Griff]

7,000th post.

[HungLikeJesus]

Now I can change my location to "above 7,000 posts."

[footfootfoot]

...tire tracks all across your back -- I can see you had your fun...

[BigV]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

...tire tracks all across your back -- I can see you had your fun...

off topic.

we used to have a dalmatian, the kids LURRRRVED that dog. his name was Chief (so original.. we adopted the dog, the name came with him). He was a very athletic dog, and like to bolt when given the opportunity. watching him disappear down the street was like that scene in Star Trek where the ship kicks into hyperspace just a streak then a dot then a boom then nothing. fucking dog.

We live very close to an arterial and there's plenty of traffic on it. one day the gate was open a quarter of an inch and boom, gone. he bolted out, down the alley which was probably about two bounds for him and into the arterial. At which time we heard in very rapid succession a screech of tires a thump and a yelp. a moment later the dog (miracle of miracles) ran back into the back yard.

On his back were tire tracks, you could clearly see the white zig zag of the open space of the treads. the car had run over his ... waist give or take. his hips and groin area was abraded but nothing broken. cured his bolting though, so WIN!

[glatt]

Originally Posted by BigV

On his back were tire tracks, you could clearly see the white zig zag of the open space of the treads. the car had run over his ... waist give or take. his hips and groin area was abraded but nothing broken. cured his bolting though, so WIN!

When I was a teen, my neighbor ran over his toddler with a pretty large riding mower. The mower blades were turned off, and he was in his freshly tilled garden. The toddler who was sitting on the fender, slipped off when he was backing up, and fell under the tractor. The dad drove right over his skull, pressing him down into the loose soil of the garden.

Anyway, this poor kid was fine, but had red tire tread marks across his face and then a tread shaped bruise for a few days. He was so young he couldn't speak well, but he went around to the neighbors over the next few days saying "My Daddy ran over me with the tractor." He loved the attention that got.

[HungLikeJesus]

Is this the guy that hit you?

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[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Is this the guy that hit you?

He could be the culprit, except it's not the 70s and I didn't see him. Witnesses described him as a large white male.

But I've said too much. Shhhhh.

Now will you answer my question?

[ZenGum]

My Dad adopted a dalmatian which came with a worse name.

Dal.

The second-worst name for a dalmatian.

[sexobon]

You were just trying to fill in the gaps.

[infinite monkey]

Hey, thanks again everyone.

I went to sleep to take a nap yesterday and just stayed asleep until this morning. Waning adrenaline, I guess.

I'm trying to get my ducks in a row this morning but I have stupid meetings. I feel like I have to rush rush rush which makes my anxiety kick in and watching them play against each other for who pays what...just makes me feel sick. I haven't been able to eat. Maybe this is a good thing.

I appreciate your kind words and funny stories. I know this isn't the biggest deal on earth but I hate it, so it's nice to know people care.