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Old 01-31-2013, 11:19 AM   #1
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When I eat bacon, I digest it, and it becomes one with my body. Am I bacon?
did you just tell me:

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... wait. wrong animal; wrong poster. nevermind.
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:15 AM   #2
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yes. now jump into that frying pan.
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:20 PM   #3
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If you eat the celery in your Bloody Mary while you sit in first class waiting for a plane to take off from a treadmill...
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Old 01-31-2013, 01:54 PM   #4
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If you eat the celery in your Bloody Mary while you sit in first class waiting for a plane to take off from a treadmill...
Let me stop you right there...
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:23 PM   #5
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If you eat the celery in your Bloody Mary while you sit in first class waiting for a plane to take off from a treadmill...
don't you have a tiny-toothed titty-tiger to be complaining about?!?! You don't? Are you sure she's not just on the other side of the tree?
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:46 AM   #6
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Huh???
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:11 AM   #7
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I think you weren't around for the whole squirrel vs. hunter debate. It was worse than the plane on a treadmill one.
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:18 AM   #8
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Oh, geeze. I'll be glad I missed that one, then.
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:47 AM   #9
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sorry

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Old 02-01-2013, 11:10 AM   #10
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Worse? Surely you mean better. I think we need a new thread and a poll

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Old 02-01-2013, 11:41 AM   #11
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If a shark swims clockwise around a squirrel holding celery, how much of the Earth's water is contained inside the passengers on the plane?

Show all your work.
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:44 AM   #12
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Holy Cellar memes, Batman!
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:02 PM   #13
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Please tell me you are not doing that while Beans is asleep and you should be resting.
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:34 PM   #14
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I just read all those dumb things and now I feel much better about myself. I think I'll go check my BP, and then eat some celery. Will that then mean that the level of water in me is higher, or am I just part celery then? Hmmm...I'm so confused now.
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