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Old 02-10-2015, 10:57 PM   #31
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well..... tonight he started for the first time. Crappy team, the game was ended early via the mercy rule and he let 3 in, but he started, played the whole game, and they won. And I wasn't there. Wunderkind goalie wasn't there. the former #1 has left the team in disgust so that left goalie-boy and pretender. Another game tomorrow, apparently Mr. Awesome will be back
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Old 02-10-2015, 11:02 PM   #32
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Also we found out that the team president/manager has an incoming goalie and is the kind of sociopath who will stop at nothing to further the cause of himself and his. the hard way. He's already working behind the scenes on this son advancement project. Don't even want to deal with that right now, didn't want to believe the assholishness was deliberate........ but now we know and are relieved that we are not paranoid, he really is like that

::why are people like this?::
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Old 02-12-2015, 11:35 AM   #33
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some people want a do-over and seek it vicariously through their children, using the old age and treachery they've gained in the interim
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Old 02-12-2015, 11:57 AM   #34
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Bearded dragons don't do shit like that. We're working on them playing hockey
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Old 02-17-2015, 03:29 AM   #35
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Not just Hockey, every fucking sport, at every age level, in every state.
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Old 02-17-2015, 06:06 PM   #36
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She's training Hockey players to skate.
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Old 02-17-2015, 06:41 PM   #37
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Ooh, like in "The Cutting Edge!"

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Old 02-17-2015, 08:45 PM   #38
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Tonight, the team have been instructed not to interact with the former #1 then #2 now non-existent senior goalie on social media. :/ The one whose shirts goalie boy now has (which are NOT his fucken number)
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Old 11-08-2015, 09:38 AM   #39
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FYI: Novelty stocking stuffer, or not, for $11. US Government issue hockey puck complete with National Stock Number (NSN) and made in Canada.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/US-military-...VrdCNzhlY1U2xQ

As for how I stumbled upon it, DADT.
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Old 11-08-2015, 07:55 PM   #40
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Just in time.... season started Monday WITH NEW COACH! Both hockey boy and pretender made the team. who sarts will depend on performance but be alternated to start. hockey boy will miss first game (scrimmage) because Water Polo State Championships
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Old 11-08-2015, 08:55 PM   #41
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Ah, good news. Is the new coach aware of the past crap? More importantly is he aware of the danger that is the wrath of monster?
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Old 11-09-2015, 06:33 PM   #42
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Hockey Boy The Younger -who is not ready for high school hockey- has decided to become Swimmer Boy this season. So my Swim Mom Days are Not Over. *sigh*
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Old 11-09-2015, 06:37 PM   #43
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Oh Sociopath manager and his offspring are also gone. Apparently everyone is breathin a sigh of relief about that.

We Beestmonsters are not sure what happened. After sucking dick with the old coach, he jumped on and tried to spearhead the shoot the coach bandwagon. I suspect he went too far and the school athletic Director told him that maybe the team was not the place for his family.... who knows.

It's like the dentist has stopped drilling. very pleasant, but afraid to open eyes in case newer bigger drill is headed straight for us......
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Old 11-09-2015, 07:00 PM   #44
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All you can do is enjoy the respite, and take life as it comes. You can handle it.
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Old 12-05-2015, 10:30 PM   #45
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Started ...and finished tonight (played whole game). Wiiiin! (first of he season for the team) -although it got scarily close at the end. New coach has instituted a player of the game thing. To be denoted by a (silly) hat. Tonight was the first night of actually having a hat...
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