Your Coolness Quotient - Page 3

sexobon · 05-22-2016, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

-69 every time your treatment of someone it dictated by their gender (e.g. holding a door open for a "lady")

+69 if you're a lady in public and a slut in the bedroom.

Griff · 05-23-2016, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

-69 every time your treatment of someone it dictated by their gender (e.g. holding a door open for a "lady")

Too soon.

monster · 05-21-2016, 11:41 PM

positives

+25 having a pet other than a cat or dog
+10 using a word with 5 syllables or more in conversation before noon
+13 if you've ever legally changed your name
+6 squatting down to talk to a child unrelated to your job or family
+18 if you've ever parlayed a truly free upgrade on anything (personal not business)
+45 if you can ride a unicycle
+12 if you regularly wear an interesting hat (no baseball caps, wooly winter hats, work-required hats, bike helmets ....)
+30 if you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue
+65 if you've ever skiied to work
+10 if you've ever ordered your drink in twos

infinite monkey · 05-22-2016, 12:23 AM

Plus 500 for having a job.

classicman · 05-22-2016, 11:02 AM

- 1000 for attacking someone else's list.

footfootfoot · 05-22-2016, 04:30 PM

Can we decide on a time to finalize the list, then make an easy way to just go down the list and check off the ones that pertain and get a tallied score at the end?

Isn't that what computers are for?

How can we do that?

sexobon · 05-22-2016, 05:11 PM

I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...

footfootfoot · 05-22-2016, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...

Tim? Is that you?

sexobon · 05-22-2016, 06:21 PM

monster · 05-22-2016, 07:36 PM

+59 if you've ever sold anything you made, played or wrote
-20 if you've ever argued with a known multiple-user-name-troll in the cellar
+9 if you can blow smoke rings
+10 if you bake or make sauces from scratch (no packet mixes)
-75 if you refer to yourself as mom or dad (or local equivalent) in terms of your pet
-50 if you have a dealer license plate frame on your car (dealer employees excepted)
+26 if you walk in a nature environment for pleasure more than once a month

lumberjim · 05-22-2016, 10:56 PM

-10 for not reading the rules of this game, and awarding more than 100 or less than - 100

+100 for compiling the score into point averaged values(duplicate rules as per the OP) , then listing them in rows, in order of appearance in a single post, thereby making it easy to quote, and fill in our own scores and post our total coolness quotient.

Scriveyn · 05-23-2016, 03:15 AM

+20 if the most used car you own is a hybrid
+50 if the most used car you own is an electric car
+100 if you don't own a car and do your errands by walking, horse(-drawn) or public transport

05-21-2016, 11:41 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	positives +25 having a pet other than a cat or dog +10 using a word with 5 syllables or more in conversation before noon +13 if you've ever legally changed your name +6 squatting down to talk to a child unrelated to your job or family +18 if you've ever parlayed a truly free upgrade on anything (personal not business) +45 if you can ride a unicycle +12 if you regularly wear an interesting hat (no baseball caps, wooly winter hats, work-required hats, bike helmets ....) +30 if you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue +65 if you've ever skiied to work +10 if you've ever ordered your drink in twos __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-22-2016, 11:02 AM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	- 1000 for attacking someone else's list. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-22-2016, 04:30 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Can we decide on a time to finalize the list, then make an easy way to just go down the list and check off the ones that pertain and get a tallied score at the end? Isn't that what computers are for? How can we do that? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs Last edited by footfootfoot; 05-22-2016 at 06:00 PM.

05-22-2016, 07:36 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	+59 if you've ever sold anything you made, played or wrote -20 if you've ever argued with a known multiple-user-name-troll in the cellar +9 if you can blow smoke rings +10 if you bake or make sauces from scratch (no packet mixes) -75 if you refer to yourself as mom or dad (or local equivalent) in terms of your pet -50 if you have a dealer license plate frame on your car (dealer employees excepted) +26 if you walk in a nature environment for pleasure more than once a month __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-22-2016, 10:56 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	-10 for not reading the rules of this game, and awarding more than 100 or less than - 100 +100 for compiling the score into point averaged values(duplicate rules as per the OP) , then listing them in rows, in order of appearance in a single post, thereby making it easy to quote, and fill in our own scores and post our total coolness quotient. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-22-2016, 12:23 AM	#4
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Plus 500 for having a job.

05-22-2016, 05:11 PM	#7
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...

05-22-2016, 06:21 PM	#9
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793

05-23-2016, 03:15 AM	#12
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	+20 if the most used car you own is a hybrid +50 if the most used car you own is an electric car +100 if you don't own a car and do your errands by walking, horse(-drawn) or public transport

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