A case of mistaken orientation - Page 3

lumberjim · 04-14-2004, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by blue58

Red & black baby...it's so you.

i doesn;t get it.

blue · 04-14-2004, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
oh christ. your somebody's boss?

Not right now, but at that time I decided who got hired, who got let go and I hired my own boss.

I've had my own business, been a supervisor, and I'll tell ya, I'd rather just go to work ya know?

blue · 04-14-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

i doesn;t get it.

Lumberjack dumbass....christ, didn't you just post a picture of yourself all woodsy wanna be, flannel shirt, beard wearing?

You ever heard of Paul Bunyan? You need to take another road trip, up here into the real world...I have a red & black checker double insulated coat/shirt I'd be happy to loan you. But you can't pussy out the first time it gets -20 below, and if you make a bad Packer joke, I will kill you.

If you can abide by that, you're welcome anytime.

lumberjim · 04-14-2004, 07:04 PM

yeah, i'm with blue...well not with him....not like that, anyway. but most women you'll ask will say that hot chicks turn THEM on. the female body is so much more beautiful than a man's. especially really hairy men like blue.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-14-2004, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by ladysycamore

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Incident #4: Was hanging out at the same bar one Saturday night. It was closing time, and people were leaving. Lesbian and her girlfriend (or friend for the night) walked past, and one of them lightly touched my butt. I turned around, shocked, and she winked at me. (whoa!). I could only laugh, because I was taken off guard. Then I was thinking, "Hell, why can't a MAN do that?!?!?!" :p

Rho, the men in gay bars are generally...er...um...gay.

ladysycamore · 04-14-2004, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Rho, the men in gay bars are generally...er...um...gay.

Heh, I didn't mean the men at the bar. (although, some of them liked to 'play' flirt).

lumberjim · 04-14-2004, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by blue58

Lumberjack dumbass....christ, didn't you just post a picture of yourself all woodsy wanna be, flannel shirt, beard wearing?

You ever heard of Paul Bunyan? You need to take another road trip, up here into the real world...I have a red & black checker double insulated coat/shirt I'd be happy to loan you. But you can't pussy out the first time it gets -20 below, and if you make a bad Packer joke, I will kill you.

If you can abide by that, you're welcome anytime.

oh...well that was so obvious, i don;t know what the hell is wrong with me.

bad packers joke? like this one?:

blue · 04-14-2004, 07:27 PM

Yeah like that one...maybe you better steer clear of Wisconsin on second thought.

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the female body is so much more beautiful than a man's

There is no beauty in a mans body, totally functional, manly men like womenly women...I have no idea where I'm going with this, I just came back from the bathroom and just started typing you know, to finish the reply.

Anyhow, I've got that shirt for real...wanna trade it for something? We could do a barter kind of thing, like the CD exchange but different. I'd send you something crappy and you'd send me something cool. Let me know if you're in.

lumberjim · 04-14-2004, 07:31 PM

your shirt wouldnt fit me, daffodil.

i'll trade you my chainsaw for your ford tractor, though.

blue · 04-14-2004, 07:45 PM

You're right about the shirt honeybunch. But I already have a chainsaw, a NEW one, bigass 18" Menards (you probably don't know what that is?).

My FORD is not for sale. How about this.....I'll send you a computer for Spencer, you send me a new car?

Sun_Sparkz · 04-14-2004, 09:37 PM

what i dont get about some lesbians-

if i was gay (if...IF) i would want to be with what they call a 'lipstick' lesbian. And i would be a lipstick lesbian as well!

I mean i'm gay for a reason and thats because i like girls. so i would want a girly looking girl. and not a man.

So why do some lesbians have to cut their hair short, wear flanno jackets and swear like a wharfie?

why bother being a lesbian if your gonna go out with some chick that looks/ acts like a guy anyway... whats the point?

blue · 04-14-2004, 10:43 PM

I realize you all don't know me that well, but should we ever meet, and I have a pink shirt on, please kill me on the spot, shoot me dead.

Sun_Sparkz · 04-14-2004, 10:48 PM

men in pink (salmnon whatever!) shirts are SO SEXY!

brown hair, buff body,tanned skin, pink shirt.. drool!

sorry guys thats just the way it is.

bigger framed men, men over 26, or men without brown hair, i wouldnt consider in pink shirts. just doesnt match with me.

Not that i only think that because thats my type. My type is actually a bigger framed guy, but a pink shirt will make me look twice.

blue · 04-14-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Sun_Sparkz
what i dont get about some lesbians-

if i was gay (if...IF) i would want to be with what they call a 'lipstick' lesbian. And i would be a lipstick lesbian as well!

I mean i'm gay for a reason and thats because i like girls. so i would want a girly looking girl. and not a man.

So why do some lesbians have to cut their hair short, wear flanno jackets and swear like a wharfie?

why bother being a lesbian if your gonna go out with some chick that looks/ acts like a guy anyway... whats the point?

I don't have the answer too your question, I've also wondred why every gay woman on the news in the recent developments was so butt ugly, but have to admit that the whole lipstick lesbian thing gave me wood.

Happy Monkey · 04-14-2004, 11:40 PM

The answer is: People are different. Ain't no accounting for tastes.

04-14-2004, 07:04 PM	#34
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, i'm with blue...well not with him....not like that, anyway. but most women you'll ask will say that hot chicks turn THEM on. the female body is so much more beautiful than a man's. especially really hairy men like blue. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-14-2004, 07:31 PM	#39
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	your shirt wouldnt fit me, daffodil. i'll trade you my chainsaw for your ford tractor, though. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-14-2004, 07:45 PM	#40
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	You're right about the shirt honeybunch. But I already have a chainsaw, a NEW one, bigass 18" Menards (you probably don't know what that is?). My FORD is not for sale. How about this.....I'll send you a computer for Spencer, you send me a new car? __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

04-14-2004, 09:37 PM	#41
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	what i dont get about some lesbians- if i was gay (if...IF) i would want to be with what they call a 'lipstick' lesbian. And i would be a lipstick lesbian as well! I mean i'm gay for a reason and thats because i like girls. so i would want a girly looking girl. and not a man. So why do some lesbians have to cut their hair short, wear flanno jackets and swear like a wharfie? why bother being a lesbian if your gonna go out with some chick that looks/ acts like a guy anyway... whats the point? __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

04-14-2004, 10:43 PM	#42
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	pink dress shirts are the in thing for men I realize you all don't know me that well, but should we ever meet, and I have a pink shirt on, please kill me on the spot, shoot me dead. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

04-14-2004, 10:48 PM	#43
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	men in pink (salmnon whatever!) shirts are SO SEXY! brown hair, buff body,tanned skin, pink shirt.. drool! sorry guys thats just the way it is. bigger framed men, men over 26, or men without brown hair, i wouldnt consider in pink shirts. just doesnt match with me. Not that i only think that because thats my type. My type is actually a bigger framed guy, but a pink shirt will make me look twice. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now Last edited by Sun_Sparkz; 04-14-2004 at 10:55 PM.

04-14-2004, 11:40 PM	#45
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	The answer is: People are different. Ain't no accounting for tastes. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

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