HAVING TO APPEAR CHASTE... - Page 3

garnet · 08-24-2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

Not to be too much of an asshole, but we know dick about the situation and we're telling her to remove his, well, dick.

Consolation is one thing, but...

No, we don't know the whole story (and it's probably none of our business...). What we do know is that she was in a relationship this guy and he cheated on her. That, I would say, really sucks. I'm not for Bobbetizing the guy, but in my opinion an "adios" is in order here.

Undertoad · 08-25-2004, 10:26 AM

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I've only ever had one girlfriend cheat on me. We had only been dating for a few months, and she called from where she was to tell me ...

Dr. Drew was on a talk show last night and mentioned this scenario in particular. He said this is the second-most common scenario with women sleeping around, where she sleeps with someone else specifically to make a point to the man about the relationship. Which is pretty messed up. "Hey, I just cheated on you, what do you think about that!?"

Dr. Drew said women generally sleep around because their emotional needs are not being fulfilled in the relationship. Men do it "because they can" (Clinton's words) without consideration for the larger impact on the relationship and the people around them etc.

I dunno if I buy it all. But I always enjoy Dr. Drew. He's a good guy.

SteveDallas · 08-25-2004, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

But I always enjoy Dr. Drew. He's a good guy.

Oh he's completely useless... I used to see him on Lovelines sometimes when it was right after Daria on MTV, and I thought he was kind of self-righteous and didn't give very useful advice.

garnet · 08-25-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Oh he's completely useless... I used to see him on Lovelines sometimes when it was right after Daria on MTV, and I thought he was kind of self-righteous and didn't give very useful advice.

I always thought Dr. Drew was sorta hot. It might be the whole doctor/smart guy thing, I'm not sure. His advice always seemed pretty legit, too.

Trilby · 08-25-2004, 10:35 AM

Well---the question now is: should I drown my sorrows? Or, since I recently drowned my nervous breakdown (ie: work nervous breakdown) maybe that would be redundant? I would hate to be redundant...

wolf · 08-25-2004, 11:09 AM

Well ...

My advice as a professional and as a chick would be ...

Go buy some shoes*.

Oh, and steer clear of happy, romantic movies for a couple weeks.

___________
* If you don't find comfort and solace in shoe shopping, go buy something else. I, for example, buy firearms. Don't overspend, but make sure it's something that you REALLY like.

Trilby · 08-25-2004, 11:12 AM

YEAH! I never thought about firearms! Might just do the trick!

Griff · 08-25-2004, 11:16 AM

Definitely don't go booze redundant, especially with firearms.

Trilby · 08-25-2004, 11:20 AM

Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm a big wuss anyway. If you step on my foot I say, "Oh! sorry!" It's just a fantasy--me, actually getting someone back. I usually send a nice "thank-you" card to the one who hurt me...

Brigliadore · 08-25-2004, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm a big wuss anyway. If you step on my foot I say, "Oh! sorry!" It's just a fantasy--me, actually getting someone back. I usually send a nice "thank-you" card to the one who hurt me...

Send him a "used" condom with that "thank-you" card. Take some egg whites and put them in the condom then put the condom in the card. When he opens the card the condom should fall out on his lap. Nothing says "I'm over you" like a used condom in the lap. That, and its super gross so its a nice, get them back type of thing.

Trilby · 08-25-2004, 11:45 AM

I love it!!

Trilby · 08-25-2004, 12:14 PM

the 'ho just called me up to rub it in my face b/c said "man" is a sort of (or was,)"catch" as in politically, economically, and socially "placed"--much like an olive.

wolf · 08-25-2004, 12:15 PM

The question must be asked ... has said man confirmed catty-bitch's report?

Trilby · 08-25-2004, 12:19 PM

are you insane, wolf???? come ON! I, being a source of (ahem--close your eyes, baby, close your eyes...) NOOKIE----I'd imagine we (said 'ho) have pics or video. Why else bother? I am nobody (tho I can't say that for the rest of 'em...)

Elspode · 08-25-2004, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I am nobody (tho I can't say that for the rest of 'em...)

Like, who? Who are they that they are any more important than you? Are they famous or something? If so, then scandalize them. Hit them where it hurts...in the opinion of the public. Especially if they derive their wealth from the public. Rich famous inconsiderate people piss me off when they act like they are somehow better than others anyway. You're probably ten times more real than they are.

You make these people sound like people that you should be waaayyy above. How good/rich/politically desireable can this guy be if he's such a lowlife? And why would it matter? If he sucks, looks, money and who-knows-who is only going to go so far in the grand scheme of things.

Just go do somebody and tell him about it. Then you'll be on the same footing. Might be the best thing that ever happened to both of you?

08-25-2004, 11:09 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Well ... My advice as a professional and as a chick would be ... Go buy some shoes. Oh, and steer clear of happy, romantic movies for a couple weeks. ___________ If you don't find comfort and solace in shoe shopping, go buy something else. I, for example, buy firearms. Don't overspend, but make sure it's something that you REALLY like. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-25-2004, 11:16 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Definitely don't go booze redundant, especially with firearms. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-25-2004, 12:15 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The question must be asked ... has said man confirmed catty-bitch's report? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-25-2004, 10:35 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Well---the question now is: should I drown my sorrows? Or, since I recently drowned my nervous breakdown (ie: work nervous breakdown) maybe that would be redundant? I would hate to be redundant...

08-25-2004, 11:12 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	YEAH! I never thought about firearms! Might just do the trick!

08-25-2004, 11:20 AM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm a big wuss anyway. If you step on my foot I say, "Oh! sorry!" It's just a fantasy--me, actually getting someone back. I usually send a nice "thank-you" card to the one who hurt me...

08-25-2004, 11:45 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I love it!!

08-25-2004, 12:14 PM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the 'ho just called me up to rub it in my face b/c said "man" is a sort of (or was,)"catch" as in politically, economically, and socially "placed"--much like an olive.

08-25-2004, 12:19 PM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	are you insane, wolf???? come ON! I, being a source of (ahem--close your eyes, baby, close your eyes...) NOOKIE----I'd imagine we (said 'ho) have pics or video. Why else bother? I am nobody (tho I can't say that for the rest of 'em...)

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