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Old 12-08-2004, 10:16 PM   #1
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That DNA Heritage testing is getting popular amongst two groups ... one is people trying to prove Native American Ancestry to get in on some of the casino money ...

The other is White Supremacists, who want proof of pedigree.
Why would someone want proof that they were a pure-bred moron?
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Old 12-08-2004, 10:33 PM   #2
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I'm waiting for the first guy to get his results, get crazed, and go to the DNA lab with a shotgun to take care of the bastard who screwed up the results to show him to be one of the mudpeople.
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:14 AM   #3
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Reminds me of that Dave Chappelle sketch, where he's a blind KKK leader who turns out to be black under his hood...and he immediately divorces his wife for being a "nigger lover."
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