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xoxoxoBruce · 06-18-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Please, all you Republicans out there, in the name of mercy, run Jeb Bush for President in 2006.

So you're saying that our beloved president will not serve out the rest of his term until the 2008 election?
You will be hearing from the homeland security agents to discuss this felony threat.

richlevy · 06-17-2005, 07:00 PM

I just had an amazing idea for a reality TV show. An ex-governor, running for president, uses his campaign tour to search for clues in the 15-year-old case of a woman in a persistant vegetative state. Crossing the country in his portable crime-lab/campaign bus, he desperately tries to find signs of foul play in a case examined by hundreds of investigators, judges, and reporters.

This will be Cold Case meets Primary Colors.

Of course, running for office, he will need help with this, so he will need a lead investigator. Real policemen might not be able to handle being on camera, so what is needed is an actor who has experience playing a policeman. Also, buddy cop pictures sell better than single cop pictures, so there should really be a pair of investigators. It would also help if they had experience with real murder investigations.

So the investigative team of OJ Simpson and Robert Blake will join the governor on his cross-country odyssey. While helping him investigate the mystery of this poor woman, they will also take the time to search for the real killers in the unsolved murders of their ex-wife and wife.

I smell a ratings hit here folks.

BigV · 06-19-2005, 01:03 AM

My bad. Oops.

Just call it wishfull thinking and if this is my last

**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK**

BigV · 07-08-2005, 02:25 PM

You know, in those scary movies when the homicidal freak is lying in a puddle of his own fluids, after having been run over by a Caterpillar D-9, drenched with acid and set afire, perforated and amputated by powertools, and the end credit music is starting? The hero wraps his arm around the remaining heroine, as they sit on the curb with their backs to the smoldering corpse? You know better than to get up cause what always happens? Yeah, his last intact hand *twitches* then SPASMS TO LIFE ONCE MORE!! Thankfully, as he shambles to his feet, he stumbles and drops the roaring chainsaw on his throat, finally ending the picture.

The End.

(or is it?!)

Trilby · 07-08-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

The End.

(or is it?!)

I'm tingling allll over!

Queen of the Ryche · 07-08-2005, 02:42 PM

BigV tends to have that effect......

BigV · 07-08-2005, 02:42 PM

Yeah. I get that way too when all my blood is being drained from my body at the blood bank. How in the hell do you say exsanguination in politicalese?

Trilby · 07-08-2005, 02:45 PM

I think you just say "sucked"

BigV · 07-08-2005, 02:48 PM

So, as it turns out, coffee makes a pretty good solvent for most office/computer accumulations of grime. Don't bother asking me how I know, it was either that or choke to death.

06-17-2005, 07:00 PM	#2
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I just had an amazing idea for a reality TV show. An ex-governor, running for president, uses his campaign tour to search for clues in the 15-year-old case of a woman in a persistant vegetative state. Crossing the country in his portable crime-lab/campaign bus, he desperately tries to find signs of foul play in a case examined by hundreds of investigators, judges, and reporters. This will be Cold Case meets Primary Colors. Of course, running for office, he will need help with this, so he will need a lead investigator. Real policemen might not be able to handle being on camera, so what is needed is an actor who has experience playing a policeman. Also, buddy cop pictures sell better than single cop pictures, so there should really be a pair of investigators. It would also help if they had experience with real murder investigations. So the investigative team of OJ Simpson and Robert Blake will join the governor on his cross-country odyssey. While helping him investigate the mystery of this poor woman, they will also take the time to search for the real killers in the unsolved murders of their ex-wife and wife. I smell a ratings hit here folks. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama Last edited by richlevy; 06-17-2005 at 07:04 PM.

06-19-2005, 01:03 AM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	My bad. Oops. Just call it wishfull thinking and if this is my last KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-08-2005, 02:25 PM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You know, in those scary movies when the homicidal freak is lying in a puddle of his own fluids, after having been run over by a Caterpillar D-9, drenched with acid and set afire, perforated and amputated by powertools, and the end credit music is starting? The hero wraps his arm around the remaining heroine, as they sit on the curb with their backs to the smoldering corpse? You know better than to get up cause what always happens? Yeah, his last intact hand twitches then SPASMS TO LIFE ONCE MORE!! Thankfully, as he shambles to his feet, he stumbles and drops the roaring chainsaw on his throat, finally ending the picture. The End. (or is it?!) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-08-2005, 02:42 PM	#6
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	BigV tends to have that effect...... __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

07-08-2005, 02:42 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Yeah. I get that way too when all my blood is being drained from my body at the blood bank. How in the hell do you say exsanguination in politicalese? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-08-2005, 02:45 PM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I think you just say "sucked" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-08-2005, 02:48 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	So, as it turns out, coffee makes a pretty good solvent for most office/computer accumulations of grime. Don't bother asking me how I know, it was either that or choke to death. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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