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View Poll Results: Discovery of the nip-ons makes me feel...
Awesomely more sexually attracted 38 64.41%
A little more attracted; it's risque 16 27.12%
Neither more or less attracted 4 6.78%
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff 1 1.69%
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul 0 0%
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Old 09-23-2005, 08:36 AM   #31
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I'll go along with the school of thought that the cameltoe almost has to be displayed with malice aforethought, while the erect nipples can be spontaneous, involuntary, and maybe even innocent.
...making a sighting all the more erotic for the innocence therein.
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Old 09-23-2005, 10:32 AM   #32
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I'm on the fence here about the innocence factor. Most women know that a thin bra under a single layer shirt (tight or not) will allow hard nipples to be seen. End of story. Now, I also know that padded bras really aren't needed by anyone with at least a B cup. I am an A cup, and all of my "work" bras are of the padded cup variety because :
A) I work with 90% men
B) The lab is usually freezing

I have other thin/see thru bras that I wear when I am either
A) going out with my husband --yes in public, I know it turns him on if he can see how happy I am to be with him
B) wearing sufficent layers as to cover any oopsies.

Actually, my husband prefers no bra, I assume because this increases the amount of hard nipplage viewing potential. I am little enough that this isn't uncomfortable, so I usually oblige.
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Old 09-23-2005, 10:39 AM   #33
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Frankly I dress for comfort and there is no way I am going to strap myself in to something that looks and feels like it was designed by engieers just to hide the ol' nips

A little camisole top is all I need.....mind you I am not blessed(or cursed depending on viewpoint)with biguns and what little I have is thankfully pretty pert :P
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Old 09-23-2005, 10:46 AM   #34
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This by the way is the first time I have ever heard the term "Camel toe" I must have led a very sheltered life.......
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Old 09-23-2005, 10:48 AM   #35
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It appears that the two of us together are serious proof that the concept of "Intelligent Design" is garbage
Excellent proof of the Humorous Design theory, though.

(I refuse to believe that Spike Jones, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce before he started reading the court decision from his obscenity trial, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, and the Original Cast of Saturday Night Live represent natural, random mutations. Surely the hand of God was responsible ...)
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:04 AM   #36
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Women always think they are sub-par in some physical area or the other. One with little boobies and big nipples wants big boobies and little nipples. One with big boobies and little nipples wants little boobies and big nipples. One is vaguely satisfied, but feels like even admitting so is " :P "

The men's take on all three types is "mmm. boobies." We like you how you are, ladies.

Not that men are any better. Otherwise, that guy from the Enzyte commercial would have been drawn and quartered long ago. I'm still hoping he will be.

[/secretly wants to score some Enzyte samples to see what happens]
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:49 AM   #37
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Old 09-23-2005, 12:23 PM   #38
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Women always think they are sub-par in some physical area or the other. One with little boobies and big nipples wants big boobies and little nipples. One with big boobies and little nipples wants little boobies and big nipples. One is vaguely satisfied, but feels like even admitting so is " :P "

The men's take on all three types is "mmm. boobies." We like you how you are, ladies.
--snip
Huzzah!

mrnoodle, you often say stuff that I disagree with. This clear, articulate insight is NOT one of them. Well put, and completely true.

:applause:
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Old 09-23-2005, 01:05 PM   #39
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:20 PM   #40
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......twisted as to suggest I lie down on the copier at Kinko's.....
since you mentioned it :p
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:16 PM   #41
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Bless them all
Bless them all
The big and the pert and the small
Although it may psych them
The guys will still like them
So here's to the tits, bless them all
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Old 09-24-2005, 06:10 PM   #42
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Old 09-24-2005, 08:37 PM   #43
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The above poim from bruce should demonstrate to you less worthy but-oh-so-wanting-to-be-like bruce why he is, indeed, Da Man.

And I will never tell my cup size. I prefer tactile guesses to internet ones.
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Old 09-25-2005, 05:11 PM   #44
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Women always think they are sub-par in some physical area or the other. One with little boobies and big nipples wants big boobies and little nipples. One with big boobies and little nipples wants little boobies and big nipples. One is vaguely satisfied, but feels like even admitting so is " :P "

The men's take on all three types is "mmm. boobies." We like you how you are, ladies.
Absolutely true. This reminds me of a study years I read about years ago that concluded:

A) Women think they're fatter than they actually are.
B) Women believe that men like their women thinner than men actually like them.
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:20 PM   #45
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Absolutely true. This reminds me of a study years I read about years ago that concluded:

A) Women think they're fatter than they actually are.
B) Women believe that men like their women thinner than men actually like them.
I like you guys.
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