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Colloquialist
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Georgia
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Drier then a popcorn fart. One of my favorites..
This one always gets me... Cuter then a fat puppies ass..or Cuter then a bug's ear. Drunker the Cooter Brown. Huh? Last edited by Lucy; 10-28-2005 at 02:13 PM. |
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Hey! My dad used to say this, although I seem to remember it being 'piss like a Russian racehorse'. Huh. Who knew.
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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" a right smart"
EX: "He has a right smart of money". "Yes, There were a right smart of people there" ***AND*** SAM HILL Now what the Sam Hill does that 'spose to mean?
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Pump my ride!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England
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Jesus H Christ! You have wierder ones in the US than in the UK.
Sam Hill??? Who the Dickens is Sam Hill??? And 'right smart' is another one I've never come across, unless it arises north of Watford (over to Sundae Girl...) Piss like a racehorse - now I think that is a corruption of 'piss (it) like a racehorse', Where the idea of 'piss it' means to accomplish it easily, as in the English cockney 'it was a piece of piss' meaning it was really very easy, as it is to piss (or pass water*) when you need to (although we also use another phrase for the same thing describing something easy as 'being a right doddle' - and I have absolutely no (zilch??) idea about where that one comes from...!) * there's a joke about this: guy goes to doctors complaining about feeling poorly, to which the doctor asks 'do you find you have trouble passing water?' to which the guy replies 'funny you should ask that, I came over real dizzy on the bus the other day, just as it was going past the local reservoir!' Oh well some you do, some you don't!
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Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears |
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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How many of those dictionary writers even saw a donkey, let alone try to move one. They've taken a perfectly logical expression and corrupted it.
Good luck trying to bribe that juvenile offender with a stinkin carrot. :p
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Good luck disciplining one with a stick, either. Not that I'm in favor of child abuse, but most of them seem to get off with a light rap across the knuckles these days.
For a hilarious take from an Indian on Tonto, try here In the movies, Indians are always accompanied by ominous music. And I've seen so many Indian movies that I feel like I'm constantly accompanied by ominous music. I always feel that something bad is about to happen. I am always aware of how my whole life is shaped by my hatred of Tonto. Whenever I think of Tonto, I hear ominous music. |
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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SAM HILL = hell
[Q] From Doug Hickey: “I have often heard in American movies and on television phrases like ‘What in the Sam Hill is going on?’ Or, ‘What the Sam Hill happened here?’ Or, some such exclamation. I have not been able to find the basis of this expression.” [A] There is a story sometimes told (for example in Edwin Mitchell’s Encyclopedia of American Politics in 1946) that one Colonel Samuel Hill of Guilford, Connecticut, would often run for political office at some point in the early nineteenth century but always without success. Hence, “to run like Sam Hill” or “go like Sam Hill”. The problem is that nobody has found any trace of this monumentally unsuccessful candidate. On the other hand, an article in the New England Magazine in December 1889 entitled Two Centuries and a Half in Guilford Connecticut mentioned that, “Between 1727 and 1752 Mr. Sam. Hill represented Guilford in forty-three out of forty-nine sessions of the Legislature, and when he was gathered to his fathers, his son Nathaniel reigned in his stead” and a footnote queried whether this might be the source of the “popular Connecticut adjuration to ‘Give ‘em Sam Hill’?” So the tale has long legs. The expression has been known since the late 1830s. Despite the story, it seems to be no more than a personalised euphemism for “hell”.
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Breathing into a paper bag
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Ohio
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that's just a hard goddamned fact of life.
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
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I thought we were just going to speculate wildly and offer our own bullheaded opinions on these sayings. Now LJ has gone and brought apparent factual information into the mix. Damn, you can't fake anything anymore.
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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Fuck'n A Skippy ,
What the hell does this meen ? And who the Hell is Skippy ???
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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------------- That'll learn ya. How's about I break my foot off in your ass? - That sounds mighty painful. I don't care if it short-dicks every cannibal in the Congo. - I know what it means. I use it at least once a week. Colder than a witch's tit.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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Pump my ride!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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And you got me to thinking... Thank God for early TV, giving us a boy and his dog. Always a good thing to teach children about beastiality early. ------------------ I'll fuck you sideways and scream Easter Sunday! - Yeah... Huh... What?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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