06-02-2009, 11:41 PM | #451 |
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10 cans of Red Bull a day?
Shit, you could take her pulse from across the room.
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06-03-2009, 05:11 AM | #452 | |
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This was years ago, but I found the link in an old email so I thought I should post it here, just in case we haven't seen it.
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So there you are in Glasgae, you've had a few too many, gotten into a fight with a lamp-post, and are waiting in A&E for the X-rays, and through your whiskey-haze you notice the guy on the seat across from you is a dwarf in a devil costume with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his wang. ... "Nurse? I think you may have overdosed my pain-killers"...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-04-2009, 10:56 AM | #454 |
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06-04-2009, 10:58 AM | #455 |
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Good question. Must be for uni-brows.
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06-04-2009, 11:12 AM | #456 | |
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06-04-2009, 11:37 AM | #457 |
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I cannot imagine how she (school board member) could cut herself on one of those. They barely cut your hair..... or so I'm told
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06-04-2009, 11:40 AM | #458 |
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Probably took it apart. Not recommended for children under 3, or school board members.
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06-05-2009, 01:05 PM | #459 | |
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5 cops on paid leave after 1 flushes fetus
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06-05-2009, 01:12 PM | #460 |
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"well, it seemed like a good idea at the time."
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06-05-2009, 01:16 PM | #461 |
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I say the mother was a hooker that one of the cops got pregnant.
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06-05-2009, 01:47 PM | #463 |
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That's some good police work there, Lou.
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06-05-2009, 01:55 PM | #464 |
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Better if:
I say the mother was a hooker that one of the cops got pregnant. Looks like the birth of a new investigation. (Looks sideways and takes sunglasses off a la Horatio Caine.)
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06-07-2009, 02:53 PM | #465 |
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STRAY dogs are commuting to and from a city centre on underground trains in search of food scraps.
http://classics.tumblr.com/post/96579206 or http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2372125.ece I am not sure if I am believing these are wild dogs. |
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