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Gravdigr · 06-01-2011, 02:18 PM

Sundae's got somebody to eat her almonds...now if I could just get someone to lick my nuts...

wolf · 06-01-2011, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Real ice cream or milk slushie? If so, how was it done? Looks like a blender.

Real ice cream. Surprised the heck out of me when it actually worked AS SEEN ON TV!! Came out like soft-serve, then you can put it into the freezer to harden more.

If you put too much fruit you do end up with something more like a milk slushie. At least that's what happened with the Oat-milk, but it may have been a function of the Oat Milk rather than the over-fruiting, but I'm blaming the over-fruiting.

Okay, it's not exactly like ice cream ... an ice cream freezer beats the air in more slowly, and the mouthfeel is different, but it's ice cream.

The Ninja is a high-powered blender, but the blade configuration makes it both more dangerous and more versatile. I haven't tried to make the snow yet. Snow is the big exciting thing to do with it.

And the iced coffee slushie. I'm looking forward to that, too.

My next project is going to be peanut butter. And honey roasted cashew butter.

Trilby · 06-01-2011, 03:05 PM

I think wolf needs to open up a hippie-food-to-go store.

for the busy hippie.

and Sundae, I meant no disrespect! (But it IS a good...whatever it is)

Sundae · 06-01-2011, 03:10 PM

FTR - today I had a Mr Whippy.

That's the air-whipped pseudo ice-cream that Mrs Thatcher helped develop so that big business didn't need to use real products, just air. When she became Prime Minister she went one step further and took free milk away from school children.
So she was called The Milk Snatcher. In polite society.

Wolf, I respect you as a Dwellar.
And as a woman.
And as an intelligent human being.
And all that and everything.

So why would you do this to me?

I accept that it might be a national trait to condone abberations like chicken and fruit. You're foreign, I can't really counsel you. But peanut butter? OMG.

I really hope you don't die in the Peanut Butter and Banana Epidemic of 2011.
I mean, honestly, I really hope you don't.
But if you do....... can I have some of your Hello Kitty stuff?

Do you have a cookie stamp?
I REALLY want one but can't justify the cost (or postage!)
I mean, I'd deal with your death much better if I had that.

wolf · 06-01-2011, 03:29 PM

I actually don't have a cookie stamp.

And I do have a real ice cream maker, that uses real cream, and real time to lovingly blend my ingredients together.

I just don't have enough room in the freezer for the churn.

And peanut butter is our national vegetable. Legume. Whatever. Beats the heck out of Marmite.

BigV · 06-02-2011, 12:28 PM

point of order

"real" ice cream makers don't fit into freezers too small to walk into. "real" ice cream makers bring the refrigeration to the side of the churn with ice and salt.

you may proceed

footfootfoot · 06-02-2011, 01:14 PM

"... I've made over 25,000 pints of real ice cream, but do they call me a real ice cream maker..?"

But you blow ONE goat

Gravdigr · 06-04-2011, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

FTR - today I had a Mr Whippy.

I have a Mr. Whippy. Prolly not the same thing...

capnhowdy · 06-05-2011, 07:34 AM

The Peavey XR 8600-D. Very sweet.

regular.joe · 06-26-2011, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

"... I've made over 25,000 pints of real ice cream, but do they call me a real ice cream maker..?"

But you blow ONE goat

That's FUCK a goat...fuck a goat....sheesh.

footfootfoot · 06-26-2011, 11:16 PM

I didn't realize anyone was watching.

wolf · 07-11-2011, 06:21 PM

Duct Tape is like the Force.

It has a Light side,

A Dark side,

And it holds the universe together.

This duct tape holds the universe together with happiness and love.

monster · 07-11-2011, 08:36 PM

I need to get some of that for my ceramics teacher....

Lola Bunny · 07-11-2011, 11:23 PM

I...WANT...THAT...DUCT TAPE!!!!

Where did you find it, Wolf?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-11-2011, 11:31 PM

Here.

06-01-2011, 02:18 PM	#451
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06-01-2011, 03:05 PM	#453
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I think wolf needs to open up a hippie-food-to-go store. for the busy hippie. and Sundae, I meant no disrespect! (But it IS a good...whatever it is) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-01-2011, 03:10 PM	#454
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	FTR - today I had a Mr Whippy. That's the air-whipped pseudo ice-cream that Mrs Thatcher helped develop so that big business didn't need to use real products, just air. When she became Prime Minister she went one step further and took free milk away from school children. So she was called The Milk Snatcher. In polite society. Wolf, I respect you as a Dwellar. And as a woman. And as an intelligent human being. And all that and everything. So why would you do this to me? I accept that it might be a national trait to condone abberations like chicken and fruit. You're foreign, I can't really counsel you. But peanut butter? OMG. I really hope you don't die in the Peanut Butter and Banana Epidemic of 2011. I mean, honestly, I really hope you don't. But if you do....... can I have some of your Hello Kitty stuff? Do you have a cookie stamp? I REALLY want one but can't justify the cost (or postage!) I mean, I'd deal with your death much better if I had that. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-01-2011, 03:29 PM	#455
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I actually don't have a cookie stamp. And I do have a real ice cream maker, that uses real cream, and real time to lovingly blend my ingredients together. I just don't have enough room in the freezer for the churn. And peanut butter is our national vegetable. Legume. Whatever. Beats the heck out of Marmite. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-02-2011, 12:28 PM	#456
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	point of order "real" ice cream makers don't fit into freezers too small to walk into. "real" ice cream makers bring the refrigeration to the side of the churn with ice and salt. you may proceed __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-02-2011, 01:14 PM	#457
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"... I've made over 25,000 pints of real ice cream, but do they call me a real ice cream maker..?" But you blow ONE goat __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-05-2011, 07:34 AM	#459
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	The Peavey XR 8600-D. Very sweet. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-26-2011, 11:16 PM	#461
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I didn't realize anyone was watching. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-11-2011, 06:21 PM	#462
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light side, A Dark side, And it holds the universe together. This duct tape holds the universe together with happiness and love. Attached Images __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-11-2011, 08:36 PM	#463
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I need to get some of that for my ceramics teacher.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-11-2011, 11:23 PM	#464
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I...WANT...THAT...DUCT TAPE!!!! Where did you find it, Wolf?

07-11-2011, 11:31 PM	#465
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Here. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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