Funny images that aren't quite WTF images - Page 33

squirell nutkin · 03-22-2010, 09:07 PM

Great one Impress. I loved listening to his records as a kid. Never heard that one.

Big Sarge · 03-23-2010, 10:06 AM

Lara Soft.

squirell nutkin · 03-23-2010, 01:42 PM

OMG Sarge, that made me crack up. I didn't see the bottom until I scrolled down.

jinx · 03-23-2010, 02:14 PM

Those shorts cannot be comfortable.

Gravdigr · 03-28-2010, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Those shorts cannot be comfortable.

They're making me uncomfortable.

Gravdigr · 03-28-2010, 09:48 PM

Also:

capnhowdy · 03-23-2010, 09:25 PM

Huh?

capnhowdy · 03-27-2010, 07:55 AM

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toranokaze · 03-27-2010, 07:13 PM

Now will that damned lamb be quite

ZenGum · 03-30-2010, 04:06 AM

Translation is not an exact science. I'll take you through an attempt on translating that bear thing. (Ibram might be able to over for me on the Kanji ... sometimes the same as Chinese). Starting top left, working across:
(north/ Hok-) (something/??) (way/ do) [probably Hokkaido, the name of the bear-rich Northern Island] then a map of Hokkaido (west at the top) then (something) (something).

Next line is in katakana, phonetic script (usually) indicating foreign loan-words (usually English), do-su-ke-be-a. be-a is probably bear. Su is usually pronounced "s", so we have doskeh bear. Damned if I can work it out.

Next line, katakana, Do-ro-ppu-su, probably drops, the can looks like it might contain throat drops / lozenges.

The box the bear is holding has Hokkaido on it in Kanji.

Bottom right, top line is katakana, gu-ra-na, probably gurana. Second line is Kanji: (something) (something).

The bear's underpants were recently purchased from a high school girl in Sapporo. The hearts and tissues indicate the bear is having a tug, and the bear's scowl is ... well, look at those claws. Ouch.

Gravdigr · 03-30-2010, 05:59 AM

monster · 03-30-2010, 11:55 AM

you are on form today, Zen. No School?

Clodfobble · 03-30-2010, 05:29 PM

Another forum examining this picture had the following comment:

Quote:

It’s a pun, Dosukebe means super lewd, Dosukebear is a portmanteau dosukebe and bear. The drops are for energy, as they are guarana flavored.

Also, "drops" almost always means hard candies, in Japanese food. A can of fruit drops was a significant recurring metaphor in Grave of the Fireflies.

Crimson Ghost · 03-31-2010, 02:50 AM

I thought that said 'guano flavored'.

Shawnee123 · 04-01-2010, 02:24 PM

For Pie:

03-22-2010, 09:07 PM	#1
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03-23-2010, 01:42 PM	#3
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03-23-2010, 02:14 PM	#4
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03-28-2010, 09:48 PM	#6
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03-27-2010, 07:13 PM	#9
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03-30-2010, 04:06 AM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Translation is not an exact science. I'll take you through an attempt on translating that bear thing. (Ibram might be able to over for me on the Kanji ... sometimes the same as Chinese). Starting top left, working across: (north/ Hok-) (something/??) (way/ do) [probably Hokkaido, the name of the bear-rich Northern Island] then a map of Hokkaido (west at the top) then (something) (something). Next line is in katakana, phonetic script (usually) indicating foreign loan-words (usually English), do-su-ke-be-a. be-a is probably bear. Su is usually pronounced "s", so we have doskeh bear. Damned if I can work it out. Next line, katakana, Do-ro-ppu-su, probably drops, the can looks like it might contain throat drops / lozenges. The box the bear is holding has Hokkaido on it in Kanji. Bottom right, top line is katakana, gu-ra-na, probably gurana. Second line is Kanji: (something) (something). The bear's underpants were recently purchased from a high school girl in Sapporo. The hearts and tissues indicate the bear is having a tug, and the bear's scowl is ... well, look at those claws. Ouch. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-30-2010, 05:59 AM	#11
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03-30-2010, 11:55 AM	#12
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03-31-2010, 02:50 AM	#14
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04-01-2010, 02:24 PM	#15
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