The Sex Thread - Page 33

plthijinx · 08-12-2005, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

So...I don't hear any planes flying overhead...

I'm kind of insulted that you turned this whole thing into a cost/benefit thing-y. I, SIRS, AM PRICELESS! That is, I can't be bought. However, I can be rented.

get this. the owner of the flight school took the aerostar on a charter. yesterday. to OHIO!

wolf · 08-12-2005, 11:38 AM

I prefer to think of my self as more of a long-term lease.

LabRat · 08-12-2005, 11:38 AM

I was wondering exactly what they said... here's your bill, wanna screw?

??

plthijinx · 08-12-2005, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

I was wondering exactly what they said... here's your bill, wanna screw???

nah it's more like "screw the bill! wanna F$ck?!"

Trilby · 08-18-2005, 11:08 AM

Ok, wolfie, you said something about bitch slapping me here in the sex thread: Ok--DO IT!

(I kinda like it!

wolf · 08-18-2005, 11:12 AM

I'm actually more of a flogger.

Bitchslapping is rougher on the hands.

Trilby · 08-18-2005, 11:17 AM

(joyously) A flogging! A flogging!

Trilby · 08-18-2005, 11:52 AM

(sobbing)

wolf has, once again, left me high and dry!

(sobbing some more)

Silent · 08-18-2005, 12:12 PM

You must be bored today.

In case Wolf never returns, for you:

http://nawtythings.com/toys/dj0273.html

wolf · 08-18-2005, 01:24 PM

There is more than one kind of punishment ...

Trilby · 09-09-2005, 02:16 PM

Is it me... Or does itsjulie appear RIPE for this thread? I'm detecting an undercurrent of...shall we say, horny-ness, in her posts, and am wondering if she has anything to add to our little homespun thread on sex? Whaddya say, julie? Any, er, pointers?

bargalunan · 09-09-2005, 03:44 PM

Illustrated by Britney Spears example, it's well known that US people have no sex before wedding.
That's the reason why they can easily get married in Las Vegas.
They get divorce 5 minutes later, that is longer than their sexual intercourse.
Can be worried for them because they seldom get married more than 10 times in their lifes and then look like Lizz Taylor.

So sad

seakdivers · 09-09-2005, 04:42 PM

Brianna - I totally agree.

Bring it on Julie!

itsjulie · 09-09-2005, 08:50 PM

HOLY SHIT !!!!

HOLY SHIT AND HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brianna - You are GOOD! OK, what gave it away before I talk?

itsjulie · 09-09-2005, 09:02 PM

Guess I will "be a tease" - heading off to bed and off to the bachelorette party first thing in the morning - back Sunday afternoon - and I plan on having some great stories!!!! Since, it has been about 5 months for me

I'll leave you with that!

08-12-2005, 11:38 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I prefer to think of my self as more of a long-term lease. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-12-2005, 11:38 AM	#3
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I was wondering exactly what they said... here's your bill, wanna screw? ?? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

08-18-2005, 11:08 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ok, wolfie, you said something about bitch slapping me here in the sex thread: Ok--DO IT! (I kinda like it! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-18-2005, 11:12 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm actually more of a flogger. Bitchslapping is rougher on the hands. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-18-2005, 11:17 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	(joyously) A flogging! A flogging! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-18-2005, 11:52 AM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	(sobbing) wolf has, once again, left me high and dry! (sobbing some more) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-18-2005, 12:12 PM	#9
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	You must be bored today. In case Wolf never returns, for you: http://nawtythings.com/toys/dj0273.html

08-18-2005, 01:24 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	There is more than one kind of punishment ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-09-2005, 02:16 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Is it me... Or does itsjulie appear RIPE for this thread? I'm detecting an undercurrent of...shall we say, horny-ness, in her posts, and am wondering if she has anything to add to our little homespun thread on sex? Whaddya say, julie? Any, er, pointers? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-09-2005, 03:44 PM	#12
bargalunan Abecedarian Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Nantes (France) Posts: 175	Illustrated by Britney Spears example, it's well known that US people have no sex before wedding. That's the reason why they can easily get married in Las Vegas. They get divorce 5 minutes later, that is longer than their sexual intercourse. Can be worried for them because they seldom get married more than 10 times in their lifes and then look like Lizz Taylor. So sad

09-09-2005, 04:42 PM	#13
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Brianna - I totally agree. Bring it on Julie!

09-09-2005, 08:50 PM	#14
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	HOLY SHIT !!!! HOLY SHIT AND HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brianna - You are GOOD! OK, what gave it away before I talk? __________________ I like to know stuff!

09-09-2005, 09:02 PM	#15
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	Guess I will "be a tease" - heading off to bed and off to the bachelorette party first thing in the morning - back Sunday afternoon - and I plan on having some great stories!!!! Since, it has been about 5 months for me I'll leave you with that! __________________ I like to know stuff!

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