Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 35

squirell nutkin · 03-17-2010, 01:55 PM

We're not actually from Kentucky, if that's what you're implying.

Tulip · 03-22-2010, 11:41 PM

This is probably not as funny to you guys as it is to me. But it is funny to me and I want to tell you about it.

Anyways, the other day, my nephew got upset at my mom because he thought she had let the washer finish its spinning cycle. He loves to watch the washer do the spinning cycle and had the machine stopped so he could do something else first (I forgot what). When he saw that the machine had already completed its cycle, he started to cry and yell at my mom, "Grandma, why you spin?, why you...!.why you...!.YOU MONSTER!"

He's five but his speech isn't too advanced. I thought it was hilarious that he called her a monster.

Luckily she didn't understand him and didn't quite understand why he was upset at her for she wasn't the one who let the washer complete its spinning cycle.

monster · 03-23-2010, 10:01 AM

Why would she be upset at being called a monster? Surely it's a compliment of the highest order

Tulip · 03-23-2010, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Why would she be upset at being called a monster? Surely it's a compliment of the highest order

Haha....Very true. My nephew calls me a monster when I chase him, but it's with a totally different intention.

Aliantha · 03-24-2010, 06:11 PM

Football season is here again, so along with all the other bits and pieces we need to get, there are also mouthguards. For those of you that don't know, they're a jaw shaped piece of silicon that you have to mold to the shape of your teeth and gums. In order to do this, you put them in a cup of freshly boiled water till they soften, then you quickly put them in your mouth and bite down.

So anyway, Mav goes through the process and gets his sorted, then Aden comes in and starts doing his. He boils the water and pours it in the cup and pops the mouthguard in the water, then a few seconds later he says, "how do I get the mouthguard out of the water?" (obviously he had numerous options, so it was incredibly funny to all of us that he'd ask such a question. In his defense, what he meant was, is there a 'best' way to go about it, but still it was funny.)

classicman · 03-25-2010, 08:38 AM

lol - ahh that brings back some good memories.

squirell nutkin · 04-08-2010, 10:50 AM

I overheard the millimeter, nearly 3, say this to one of her dolls:

"I'm not a bad, nasty old baby. I'm a good, nasty old baby."

monster · 04-11-2010, 11:17 PM

He just came halfway downstairs and said " blurble vlurvle blurble.... I'm going to lie on your bed, OK?"

Why? said I

"I've run out of Nerf darts" said he.

"Oh, OK", I said, "wait, I'm coming"....

So I go to him and say "I'll get you some more Nerf darts, OK? But it's better if you're in your bed"

"Oh OK"

....yup fast asleep, eyes wide open...

so I follow him to his bed to make sure he gets there OK -it's a top bunk

He snuggles down so I say "do you have your darts now?"

"No"

"OK, I'll send someone in with them."

"OK" he says, as he closes his eyes and starts that cute snore they do....

Tulip · 04-12-2010, 01:06 AM

Why does he need to sleep with the Nerf darts?

monster · 04-12-2010, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Tulip

Why does he need to sleep with the Nerf darts?

He just had a Nerf war birthday party, I guess he was continuing in his dream...

ZenGum · 04-14-2010, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tulip

Why does he need to sleep with the Nerf darts?

because nerd farts are too stinky.

HungLikeJesus · 04-12-2010, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

I overheard the millimeter, nearly 3, say this to one of her dolls:

"I'm not a bad, nasty old baby. I'm a good, nasty old baby."

Shouldn't that be pup or kit, sn?

Aliantha · 04-12-2010, 02:37 AM

I overheard this one coming from the back seat of the car on the weekend. It was Aden talking to Max.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
and this little piggy had none - because he was vegetarian,
and this little piggy went wee wee wee, all in the toilet!

Sundae · 04-12-2010, 01:54 PM

Can funny/ embarrassing things they say apply to parents?
I'd forgotten this, but Mon's post re sleep-talking reminded me.

About 2 days before the 'rents went on holiday my Dad apparently sat bolt upright in bed and asked, "Where is it! Where's it gone! It's gone!" or somesuch.

Now I sleep in earplugs. But I must have heard something. Because in my dream my Dad and I were searching for Mum's head. And Mum's head was talking, which is why we were so scared someone else would find it. In the dream we hadn't murdered her, but we were scared of her telling the truth (although what the truth was wasn't specified in the dream).

Could just be a coincidence of course.
The fact we'd severed her head that evening I mean.

squirell nutkin · 04-12-2010, 02:26 PM

Probably HLJ, when I switched over from Footfootfoot, I hadn't considered how it would affect the rest of the family. I think the SN thing may have run its course anyway and I'll go back to footx3.

Or not.

03-17-2010, 01:55 PM	#1
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	We're not actually from Kentucky, if that's what you're implying. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

03-23-2010, 10:01 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Why would she be upset at being called a monster? Surely it's a compliment of the highest order __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-24-2010, 06:11 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Football season is here again, so along with all the other bits and pieces we need to get, there are also mouthguards. For those of you that don't know, they're a jaw shaped piece of silicon that you have to mold to the shape of your teeth and gums. In order to do this, you put them in a cup of freshly boiled water till they soften, then you quickly put them in your mouth and bite down. So anyway, Mav goes through the process and gets his sorted, then Aden comes in and starts doing his. He boils the water and pours it in the cup and pops the mouthguard in the water, then a few seconds later he says, "how do I get the mouthguard out of the water?" (obviously he had numerous options, so it was incredibly funny to all of us that he'd ask such a question. In his defense, what he meant was, is there a 'best' way to go about it, but still it was funny.) __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-25-2010, 08:38 AM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - ahh that brings back some good memories. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-08-2010, 10:50 AM	#7
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I overheard the millimeter, nearly 3, say this to one of her dolls: "I'm not a bad, nasty old baby. I'm a good, nasty old baby." __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

03-22-2010, 11:41 PM	#2
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	This is probably not as funny to you guys as it is to me. But it is funny to me and I want to tell you about it. Anyways, the other day, my nephew got upset at my mom because he thought she had let the washer finish its spinning cycle. He loves to watch the washer do the spinning cycle and had the machine stopped so he could do something else first (I forgot what). When he saw that the machine had already completed its cycle, he started to cry and yell at my mom, "Grandma, why you spin?, why you...!.why you...!.YOU MONSTER!" He's five but his speech isn't too advanced. I thought it was hilarious that he called her a monster. Luckily she didn't understand him and didn't quite understand why he was upset at her for she wasn't the one who let the washer complete its spinning cycle.

04-11-2010, 11:17 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My baby dreams of Nerf He just came halfway downstairs and said " blurble vlurvle blurble.... I'm going to lie on your bed, OK?" Why? said I "I've run out of Nerf darts" said he. "Oh, OK", I said, "wait, I'm coming".... So I go to him and say "I'll get you some more Nerf darts, OK? But it's better if you're in your bed" "Oh OK" ....yup fast asleep, eyes wide open... so I follow him to his bed to make sure he gets there OK -it's a top bunk He snuggles down so I say "do you have your darts now?" "No" "OK, I'll send someone in with them." "OK" he says, as he closes his eyes and starts that cute snore they do.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-12-2010, 01:06 AM	#9
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Why does he need to sleep with the Nerf darts?

04-12-2010, 02:37 AM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I overheard this one coming from the back seat of the car on the weekend. It was Aden talking to Max. This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none - because he was vegetarian, and this little piggy went wee wee wee, all in the toilet! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-12-2010, 01:54 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Can funny/ embarrassing things they say apply to parents? I'd forgotten this, but Mon's post re sleep-talking reminded me. About 2 days before the 'rents went on holiday my Dad apparently sat bolt upright in bed and asked, "Where is it! Where's it gone! It's gone!" or somesuch. Now I sleep in earplugs. But I must have heard something. Because in my dream my Dad and I were searching for Mum's head. And Mum's head was talking, which is why we were so scared someone else would find it. In the dream we hadn't murdered her, but we were scared of her telling the truth (although what the truth was wasn't specified in the dream). Could just be a coincidence of course. The fact we'd severed her head that evening I mean.

04-12-2010, 02:26 PM	#15
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Probably HLJ, when I switched over from Footfootfoot, I hadn't considered how it would affect the rest of the family. I think the SN thing may have run its course anyway and I'll go back to footx3. Or not. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

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