Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 359

xoxoxoBruce · 01-10-2017, 07:30 PM

45 years ago I have two mechanics working for me. The black mechanic stuck with me all the time, a good worker, and told me stories about being in the military and in Oregon he could buy a pair of shoes but couldn't try them on in the store. The white mechanic would sneak off at the slightest pretense to indulge his wood carving hobby.

One day The black mechanic and I were discussing the white mechanic, and I said he's a real nigger. The guys head spun around about three times then stopped and looked at me. Finally he said, well at least you know what it is. We were fast friends after that.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-16-2017, 04:45 AM

Black or whit, men will always be trying to figure out women.

footfootfoot · 01-10-2017, 12:37 PM

I'd only heard that as "Why did the mushroom have so many dates?"

Gravdigr · 01-10-2017, 01:24 PM

Humor is difficult for you, isn't it?

footfootfoot · 01-10-2017, 03:30 PM

We all have our cross to bear.

Gravdigr · 01-16-2017, 02:13 PM

I have seen that situation exact.

With murdersickles, and car/truck/tractor/lawn mower engines...

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2017, 12:22 PM

This could be wishful thinking...

xoxoxoBruce · 02-09-2017, 01:52 PM

Oh yeah, ♪ If I could, I surely would ♫

Giselle · 02-12-2017, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Oh yeah, ♪ If I could, I surely would ♫

Without humor, it is impossible to live!)) Very bad when a person has no sense of humor))

xoxoxoBruce · 02-12-2017, 03:56 PM

No sense of humor makes life a living hell.

captainhook455 · 02-15-2017, 08:59 PM

Q: what does a blonde think of?
A:

tarheel

Gravdigr · 02-16-2017, 12:42 PM

Wait.

WAIT.

WAIT.

They think?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-18-2017, 03:52 PM

true...

Happy Monkey · 02-19-2017, 10:05 AM

Theology

BigV · 02-19-2017, 12:43 PM

Are you *trying* to inflame JBKlyde?

01-10-2017, 07:30 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	45 years ago I have two mechanics working for me. The black mechanic stuck with me all the time, a good worker, and told me stories about being in the military and in Oregon he could buy a pair of shoes but couldn't try them on in the store. The white mechanic would sneak off at the slightest pretense to indulge his wood carving hobby. One day The black mechanic and I were discussing the white mechanic, and I said he's a real nigger. The guys head spun around about three times then stopped and looked at me. Finally he said, well at least you know what it is. We were fast friends after that. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-16-2017, 04:45 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Black or whit, men will always be trying to figure out women. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-10-2017, 12:37 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'd only heard that as "Why did the mushroom have so many dates?" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-10-2017, 01:24 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Humor is difficult for you, isn't it? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-10-2017, 03:30 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	We all have our cross to bear. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-16-2017, 02:13 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I have seen that situation exact. With murdersickles, and car/truck/tractor/lawn mower engines... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-05-2017, 12:22 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This could be wishful thinking... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-09-2017, 01:52 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh yeah, ♪ If I could, I surely would ♫ Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-12-2017, 03:56 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No sense of humor makes life a living hell. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-15-2017, 08:59 PM	#11
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Q: what does a blonde think of? A: tarheel

02-16-2017, 12:42 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wait. WAIT. WAIT. They think? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-18-2017, 03:52 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	true... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-19-2017, 10:05 AM	#14
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Theology __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-19-2017, 12:43 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Are you trying to inflame JBKlyde? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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