Motivational Posters... - Page 36

Gravdigr · 10-25-2011, 01:19 PM

An optimist sees the glass as half-full.

A pessimist sees the glass as half-empty.

I'm a realist. I see the glass, and think: "I'm gonna have to wash that glass."

Spexxvet · 10-25-2011, 01:51 PM

I'm and optimist. I see the glass and think "I hope that's beer and it's for me".

Sundae · 10-25-2011, 02:02 PM

No, you're an optician.
You see the glass and then ask yourself, is it clearer like this, or like this?

Clodfobble · 10-25-2011, 02:29 PM

Number one? Or number two? Number one? Or number two?

jimhelm · 10-25-2011, 02:38 PM

someone doing the pee pee dance in this thread?

Gravdigr · 10-25-2011, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Number one? Or number two? Number one? Or number two?

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

someone doing the pee pee dance in this thread?

Do we need an Utterly Pointless Clodfobble's Indecisive Excretory System thread?

BigV · 10-26-2011, 01:22 PM

an optimist looks at that glass and thinks, that glass is half full

a pessimist looks at that glass and things, that glass is half empty

an engineer looks at that glass and thinks, that glass is over-engineered for that load

Undertoad · 10-26-2011, 06:17 PM

A chemist looks at that glass and thinks, since it's not in a vacuum, that glass is full.

Happy Monkey · 10-27-2011, 11:35 AM

A biologist sees at least 4 habitats. (air, water, glass surface in air and glass surface in water).

(edit: fifth=water surface in air. sixth=glass surface at water-air interface.)

wolf · 10-27-2011, 11:45 AM

A psychologist wonders how that glass reminds you of your mother.

Sundae · 10-27-2011, 12:30 PM

An alcoholic looks at the glass and wonders who's buying the next round already.

Lamplighter · 10-27-2011, 12:30 PM

An astronomer looks at it and says: "It all came from a comet."

jimhelm · 10-27-2011, 12:32 PM

I look at that glass and say, "this is the motivational poster thread. get your own fucking thread, you threadjacking glass, you!"

classicman · 10-27-2011, 01:52 PM

Sssssssss

Lamplighter · 10-27-2011, 02:05 PM

Did you notice the double helix spirals of water drops ?
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10-25-2011, 01:19 PM	#526
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	An optimist sees the glass as half-full. A pessimist sees the glass as half-empty. I'm a realist. I see the glass, and think: "I'm gonna have to wash that glass." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-25-2011, 01:51 PM	#527
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I'm and optimist. I see the glass and think "I hope that's beer and it's for me". __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-25-2011, 02:02 PM	#528
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	No, you're an optician. You see the glass and then ask yourself, is it clearer like this, or like this? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-25-2011, 02:29 PM	#529
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Number one? Or number two? Number one? Or number two? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-25-2011, 02:38 PM	#530
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	someone doing the pee pee dance in this thread? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-26-2011, 01:22 PM	#532
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	an optimist looks at that glass and thinks, that glass is half full a pessimist looks at that glass and things, that glass is half empty an engineer looks at that glass and thinks, that glass is over-engineered for that load __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-26-2011, 06:17 PM	#533
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	A chemist looks at that glass and thinks, since it's not in a vacuum, that glass is full.

10-27-2011, 11:35 AM	#534
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	A biologist sees at least 4 habitats. (air, water, glass surface in air and glass surface in water). (edit: fifth=water surface in air. sixth=glass surface at water-air interface.) __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics] Last edited by Happy Monkey; 10-27-2011 at 01:14 PM.

10-27-2011, 11:45 AM	#535
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	A psychologist wonders how that glass reminds you of your mother. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-27-2011, 12:30 PM	#536
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	An alcoholic looks at the glass and wonders who's buying the next round already. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-27-2011, 12:30 PM	#537
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	An astronomer looks at it and says: "It all came from a comet."

10-27-2011, 12:32 PM	#538
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I look at that glass and say, "this is the motivational poster thread. get your own fucking thread, you threadjacking glass, you!" __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-27-2011, 01:52 PM	#539
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Sssssssss Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-27-2011, 02:05 PM	#540
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Did you notice the double helix spirals of water drops ? .

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