Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 363

footfootfoot · 06-08-2017, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Are Bitman and Footfootfoot the same person?

Cuz they react to humor in a similar fashion.

I was being a bit sarcastic, but I did appreciate the anti-joke meta quality of his post.

e.g. Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
A: The holocaust.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-09-2017, 12:16 AM

I don't know. Biting an apple and finding a worm... worse, half a worm, is about Meeee!. The holocaust is about somebody I don't know, halfway around the world, I'm not related to. Hmm, tough choice.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-09-2017, 12:39 AM

Another national map from XDTC...

footfootfoot · 06-09-2017, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I don't know. Biting an apple and finding a worm... worse, half a worm, is about Meeee!. The holocaust is about somebody I don't know, halfway around the world, I'm not related to. Hmm, tough choice.

The other variant that I like is:

What's worse than a bee sting?
The holocaust.
What's worse than the holocaust?
Two bee stings.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

etc.

Quote:

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

http://www.anti-joke.com/

BigV · 06-08-2017, 02:28 PM

No.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-08-2017, 03:13 PM

Quote:

The human body typically has enough stored energy in fat and other chemical stores to fully combust the body; even lean people have several pounds of fat in their tissues.

Shit, I could burn up town.

Gravdigr · 06-08-2017, 03:45 PM

You take care of uptown...

...I'll take care of downtown.

captainhook455 · 06-09-2017, 12:42 PM

I'm sorry. This was for LJ and I was wondering what it says.

BigV · 06-10-2017, 11:21 AM

SonofV's *favorite* type of humor. It can be kind of exhausting after the first few hours... but then I remember what an improvement it represented when it displaced rape jokes.

lumberjim · 06-11-2017, 09:53 AM

What's the best rape joke he told you?

footfootfoot · 06-11-2017, 05:08 PM

What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity?

"Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes."

konopej · 06-14-2017, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity?

"Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes."

classy

Gravdigr · 06-12-2017, 02:18 PM

That's a statutory rape joke.

Statutory rape jokes are different.

Gravdigr · 06-12-2017, 02:26 PM

I could have sworn I posted this. Second try:

I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine.

He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself.

lumberjim · 06-12-2017, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I could have sworn I posted this. Second try:

I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine.

He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself.

That's awesome. I lolled

06-09-2017, 12:16 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't know. Biting an apple and finding a worm... worse, half a worm, is about Meeee!. The holocaust is about somebody I don't know, halfway around the world, I'm not related to. Hmm, tough choice. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-09-2017, 12:39 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Another national map from XDTC... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-08-2017, 02:28 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	No. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-08-2017, 03:45 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You take care of uptown... ...I'll take care of downtown. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-10-2017, 11:21 AM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	SonofV's favorite type of humor. It can be kind of exhausting after the first few hours... but then I remember what an improvement it represented when it displaced rape jokes. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-09-2017, 12:42 PM	#8
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I'm sorry. This was for LJ and I was wondering what it says.

06-11-2017, 09:53 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	What's the best rape joke he told you? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-11-2017, 05:08 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity? "Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-12-2017, 02:18 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's a statutory rape joke. Statutory rape jokes are different. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. Last edited by Gravdigr; 06-12-2017 at 02:27 PM.

06-12-2017, 02:26 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I could have sworn I posted this. Second try: I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine. He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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