Bacon!....wtf? - Page 37

jinx · 03-17-2010, 07:24 PM

So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard?

lumberjim · 03-17-2010, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard?

Somewhere in Hatfield, Pa

wolf · 03-17-2010, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Somewhere in Hatfield, Pa

Thanks to jury duty, where I was trapped talking to one of their employees for several hours, I now know that they are called the "Home of the Smiling Porker" because of the electrocution rictus the pigs look like they're smiling.

I was very upset when they removed the smiling pig cartoon and that tagline from the sign at the plant. At least they still have the statue of the happy pig being escorted to it's certain death by the hog-wrangler (not sure if that's Mr. Hatfield or not).

monster · 03-18-2010, 04:19 PM

a bacon tampon?

monster · 03-18-2010, 04:21 PM

....apparently it's a bacon of hate which, of course, is so much less WTF

Gravdigr · 03-22-2010, 05:00 AM

And this was stumbled upon also.

Happy Monkey · 03-22-2010, 07:24 AM

What's the FAIL? That some of the bacon fell off?

Undertoad · 03-22-2010, 08:58 AM

Somebody put a celery stalk on the plate.

classicman · 03-22-2010, 09:50 AM

that they only used a 6" roll?

Gravdigr · 03-30-2010, 02:39 AM

Kinda bacon...

Elspode · 03-31-2010, 05:30 PM

I'm not porkin' her until she takes off those damn pig heads and gets a shower.

Pie · 03-22-2010, 12:46 PM

I think that might be a side-view of iceberg lettuce on the sandwich, UT.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-22-2010, 03:37 PM

Lettuce? Why those damn dirty apes!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-23-2010, 04:55 PM

Breakfast bouquet.

impress · 03-24-2010, 07:42 AM

Bacon roses are AWESOME.
I want a dozen.

03-17-2010, 07:24 PM	#1
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-18-2010, 04:19 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	a bacon tampon? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-18-2010, 04:21 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	....apparently it's a bacon of hate which, of course, is so much less WTF __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-22-2010, 05:00 AM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	And this was stumbled upon also. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-22-2010, 07:24 AM	#7
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	What's the FAIL? That some of the bacon fell off? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-22-2010, 08:58 AM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Somebody put a celery stalk on the plate.

03-22-2010, 09:50 AM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	that they only used a 6" roll? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-30-2010, 02:39 AM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Bacon WTF Kinda bacon... Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-31-2010, 05:30 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm not porkin' her until she takes off those damn pig heads and gets a shower. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-22-2010, 12:46 PM	#12
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I think that might be a side-view of iceberg lettuce on the sandwich, UT. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-22-2010, 03:37 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Lettuce? Why those damn dirty apes! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-23-2010, 04:55 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Breakfast bouquet. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-24-2010, 07:42 AM	#15
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	Bacon roses are AWESOME. I want a dozen. __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

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