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Old 05-03-2020, 12:01 PM   #1
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or raise the table to immerse the tool in the mix before turning it on. just leave the quill alone.
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Old 05-03-2020, 12:07 PM   #2
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Let the kids lick the whisk as its coming up.
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Old 05-05-2020, 03:17 PM   #3
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Ow. That really hurt, Charlie. And it's still hurting.
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Old 05-16-2020, 02:03 PM   #4
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Old 05-27-2020, 09:44 AM   #5
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When you're a sports commentator without any sport on which to comment(ate), you still have to fill in the time somehow.

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Old 05-28-2020, 08:55 PM   #6
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A friend of mine is doing standup from his living room during quarantine.


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Old 05-29-2020, 09:18 AM   #7
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Old 06-18-2020, 10:41 PM   #8
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Logic, politician style.
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Old 06-20-2020, 01:55 AM   #9
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You know somebody is going to do it, that way they don't have to burn the 5G tower to avoid the virus 5G spreads.
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Old 06-20-2020, 11:06 AM   #10
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wow, finally, one of these ... internet PSAs that I kinda love.
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Old 06-26-2020, 08:56 AM   #11
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Old 07-04-2020, 10:55 AM   #12
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Hahahaha!



(I wonder if that's the Timmy that fell down the well back in the day. Guess that wouldn't have been *too* traumatic.)
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Old 07-05-2020, 12:52 AM   #13
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This is one of my all time favorites...
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Old 07-10-2020, 10:22 PM   #14
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This is one of my all time favorites...
reminds me of the "you're not in it for the hunting, are you?"joke
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Old 07-07-2020, 04:36 PM   #15
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