What is pissing you off this time? - Page 39

lumberjim · 02-27-2013, 12:24 AM

Got stuck working late again tonight. At 10:56 pm, I discovered that my Jeep had been broken into.

Of course its raining like a fuck. Of course its blowing toward the smashed out window. Of course it takes the cops 17 minutes to arrive and another 45 to call in a forensic equipped car, and then run back to the station for the fucking camera while I stand there getting soaked from the sideways rain.

BigV · 02-27-2013, 12:30 AM

shitpissandcorruption.

sorry man.

jimhelm · 02-27-2013, 12:32 AM

There was blood in the car. They think they might actually catch them. There were 10 vehicle break ins tonight, and they are rare in cherry hill.

All they got of value was a check book....Some cds and a couple dvds... I think. My radio, ez pass, jar of quarters in the glove box all still there...

fucks up my day off. ...insurance deductible is $250.... Assholes.

Chocolatl · 02-27-2013, 08:13 AM

Gah, Jim, that sucks. Hope they catch the idiot.

Clodfobble · 02-27-2013, 08:37 AM

Dude, blood in the car? Was this like an injured druggie looking for medical supplies? That's not terrifying or anything. I hope they catch him soon.

jimhelm · 02-27-2013, 10:35 AM

He must have cut his hand on the broken glass. Finger smudge on my headrest, drop on the center console.

Just called the bank and stopped payment on the checks that were inside... Waiting for a return call from my insurance agent. I'm in good hands.

Nirvana · 02-27-2013, 10:55 AM

I go into a restaurant in the middle of winter about -8 outside. I came out to my car alarm blaring asshole broke the passenger window got nothing and I had to drive an hour freezing my ass off with a blanket trying to keep the air out . I know this feeling well Jim, sorry it happened to you.

Undertoad · 02-27-2013, 11:37 AM

It happened to J last month and she was parked on the 6th level of her garage. Fucker got nothing.

jimhelm · 02-27-2013, 12:38 PM

Well, I hope this prick gets an infection.

Big Sarge · 02-27-2013, 01:22 PM

dude, that sucks!

infinite monkey · 02-27-2013, 01:28 PM

Totally sucks. I hate that shit. You're just trying to live your life and mind your own business and some punkass has gotta fuck things up. Like breaking into your car. Like running into your car and leaving.

I hate punkass punks.

I'm usiing the 'hate' word a lot today. I think I need to write a poem: An Ode to a Sidler. That will help bring my blood pressure down. Until I hear his mealy mouth grub-worm-like brain hholding court on whatever ELSE it is he knows enough words to to make it sound like he's a goddammed lifelong professional.

He's got a freaking mail order bride who spends her time spending his money on his house. And she won't fuck him until they're married. He's DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Yoohooo, Sidler? Are you listening? Stop worrying about MY job, and E's job, and T's job and FIND SOMETHING HELPFUL TO DO.

kthxbai

(having a serious backslide...I'll be OK in a few, just feeling overwhelmed, with reason.)

Tanks for listenin'!

jimhelm · 02-27-2013, 01:36 PM

And we're breathing....innnnnnnn.....and, ouuuuuuttt.... Pay close attention to the change as you go from in to out. Find the instant it switches. Focus in tighter and tighter until its just a tiny spark in your mind.....

Ahhhhhhh......

Hang in there woman!

infinite monkey · 02-27-2013, 01:40 PM

That right there made me laugh! Thanks man.

footfootfoot · 02-27-2013, 01:52 PM

I knew a guy in NYC who always kept his car doors unlocked so thieves wouldn't smash a window to get in. He would go on and on about how clever he was.

They smashed his window anyway.

BigV · 02-27-2013, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I knew a guy in NYC who always kept his car doors unlocked so thieves wouldn't smash a window to get in. He would go on and on about how clever he was.

They smashed his window anyway.

1 -- haven't lost a window yet with that strategy, and I'm actually up one nice knife. have lost some change.

2 -- NYC. get a rope.

02-27-2013, 12:24 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Got stuck working late again tonight. At 10:56 pm, I discovered that my Jeep had been broken into. Of course its raining like a fuck. Of course its blowing toward the smashed out window. Of course it takes the cops 17 minutes to arrive and another 45 to call in a forensic equipped car, and then run back to the station for the fucking camera while I stand there getting soaked from the sideways rain. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-27-2013, 12:30 AM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	shitpissandcorruption. sorry man. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-27-2013, 12:32 AM	#3
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	There was blood in the car. They think they might actually catch them. There were 10 vehicle break ins tonight, and they are rare in cherry hill. All they got of value was a check book....Some cds and a couple dvds... I think. My radio, ez pass, jar of quarters in the glove box all still there... fucks up my day off. ...insurance deductible is $250.... Assholes. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

02-27-2013, 08:37 AM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Dude, blood in the car? Was this like an injured druggie looking for medical supplies? That's not terrifying or anything. I hope they catch him soon. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-27-2013, 10:35 AM	#6
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	He must have cut his hand on the broken glass. Finger smudge on my headrest, drop on the center console. Just called the bank and stopped payment on the checks that were inside... Waiting for a return call from my insurance agent. I'm in good hands. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

02-27-2013, 08:13 AM	#4
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Gah, Jim, that sucks. Hope they catch the idiot.

02-27-2013, 10:55 AM	#7
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I go into a restaurant in the middle of winter about -8 outside. I came out to my car alarm blaring asshole broke the passenger window got nothing and I had to drive an hour freezing my ass off with a blanket trying to keep the air out . I know this feeling well Jim, sorry it happened to you. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-27-2013, 11:37 AM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It happened to J last month and she was parked on the 6th level of her garage. Fucker got nothing.

02-27-2013, 12:38 PM	#9
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Well, I hope this prick gets an infection. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

02-27-2013, 01:22 PM	#10
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	dude, that sucks! __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-27-2013, 01:28 PM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Totally sucks. I hate that shit. You're just trying to live your life and mind your own business and some punkass has gotta fuck things up. Like breaking into your car. Like running into your car and leaving. I hate punkass punks. I'm usiing the 'hate' word a lot today. I think I need to write a poem: An Ode to a Sidler. That will help bring my blood pressure down. Until I hear his mealy mouth grub-worm-like brain hholding court on whatever ELSE it is he knows enough words to to make it sound like he's a goddammed lifelong professional. He's got a freaking mail order bride who spends her time spending his money on his house. And she won't fuck him until they're married. He's DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Yoohooo, Sidler? Are you listening? Stop worrying about MY job, and E's job, and T's job and FIND SOMETHING HELPFUL TO DO. kthxbai (having a serious backslide...I'll be OK in a few, just feeling overwhelmed, with reason.) Tanks for listenin'!

02-27-2013, 01:36 PM	#12
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	And we're breathing....innnnnnnn.....and, ouuuuuuttt.... Pay close attention to the change as you go from in to out. Find the instant it switches. Focus in tighter and tighter until its just a tiny spark in your mind..... Ahhhhhhh...... Hang in there woman! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

02-27-2013, 01:40 PM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That right there made me laugh! Thanks man.

02-27-2013, 01:52 PM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I knew a guy in NYC who always kept his car doors unlocked so thieves wouldn't smash a window to get in. He would go on and on about how clever he was. They smashed his window anyway. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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