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Old 12-08-2008, 12:54 PM   #1
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I'll reraise with a metric asston of illegals with no insurance.
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:59 PM   #2
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I'll reraise with a metric asston of illegals with no insurance.
I'll call with yuppie cyclists and amish horse and buggies, both found most commonly on winding back roads with no shoulders and a steep drop-off into a body of water on one side.
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Old 12-09-2008, 04:28 PM   #3
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I'll call with yuppie cyclists and amish horse and buggies, both found most commonly on winding back roads with no shoulders and a steep drop-off into a body of water on one side.

easy clean-up, then....
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:54 PM   #4
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I have timid merger tendencies, but I'll hang out on the shoulder instead of merging at a too-slow speed. It usually doesn't come to that though... it's just a tendency. (I'm also, in spite of my timidity, capable of merging with less than 0.25 miles of room.)

What annoys me is if I go out of my way to let somebody on the highway, and they don't take it.
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:56 PM   #5
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I have timid merger tendencies,
Not on this board you don't. Waca Waca!
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:57 PM   #6
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I'm usually running 70+ by the time I hit the top of the ramp. Our mergelanes actually run the full mile between exits and serve as entrance/exit lanes, so you better be at full speed when you get there.
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:03 PM   #7
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We had crappy roads this weekend.

It is currently a mix of snow and sleet up where I live, but nothing here.

I want a blizzard. I want an ice storm freaking blizzard from hell with high winds and huge drifts.

This school closes MUCH more readily than where I used to work. It might have been last year my old school finally closed (hardly ever does) and while it was too crappy to get to work my car found the grocery and the beer. Those were good times. Sigh...
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Old 12-08-2008, 02:33 PM   #8
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Central Tennessee, apparently, doesn't even get snow. WTF? But we do get freezing rain, as I found out this morning when I went out to call the dogs in from doing their business and stepped on what I thought was wet wood. Nope. ICE. In bare feet. Gods I can be an idiot first thing in the morning.
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Old 12-08-2008, 03:01 PM   #9
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Really Old drivers should NOT be allowed in the left lane. In fact there should be a special permit that only allows certain people in the left lane.
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Old 12-08-2008, 03:12 PM   #10
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The old drivers of today learned to drive before there were interstates, and 55mph was fast. (Although the speedometers went to 140. I never understood that.)

Imagine what kind of trouble classic will get into when he's 85 and driving his age down the highway.

"Damn kids. Get outta my way."
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:22 PM   #11
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The old drivers of today learned to drive before there were interstates, and 55mph was fast.
I don't buy it... my dad was born in 1934, and he's been ticketed for doing 80 going through Atlanta. He can put his foot down when he feels like it
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Old 12-08-2008, 06:50 PM   #12
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I don't buy it... my dad was born in 1934, and he's been ticketed for doing 80 going through Atlanta. He can put his foot down when he feels like it
That's my theory. And if you don't like it, well, I have others.
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:26 PM   #13
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Really Old drivers should NOT be allowed in the left lane. In fact there should be a special permit that only allows certain people in the left lane.
I've got to say that i haven't noticed old people being the only ones that drive slowly in what we call the overtaking lane here. In fact, lately I've been pissed off with provisional drivers (around 19 yrs old usually) who like to just cruise in that lane.

Get the fuck outta the overtaking lane unless you're going past someone arsehole! I don't give a fuck how old you are or what sort of car you're driving. If you aren't overtaking, you shouldn't be in the right hand lane.
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Old 12-29-2008, 11:48 AM   #14
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Really Old drivers should NOT be allowed in the left lane. In fact there should be a special permit that only allows certain people in the left lane.
If you are in the left lane and people continually are on your butt you shouldn't be in the left lane. I know this from experience.

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I've got to say that i haven't noticed old people being the only ones that drive slowly in what we call the overtaking lane here. In fact, lately I've been pissed off with provisional drivers (around 19 yrs old usually) who like to just cruise in that lane.

Get the fuck outta the overtaking lane unless you're going past someone arsehole! I don't give a fuck how old you are or what sort of car you're driving. If you aren't overtaking, you shouldn't be in the right hand lane.
Yes, by the same token people shouldn't be comming into my slow lane passing people on the left.

I do however need to drive in the center lane just too keep my kid from sighing too much at my old lady driving which is never below the speed limit. I find myself mentioning to the passerbys that 'I' am following the legal speed limit but as they blur past me they do not seem to notice or take heed.

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Being an asshole in real life is much better than being a lame human in real life but coming off as someone with a larger self esteem on the internet. Believe me. I truley wish I could be a bit beefier. IRL

I am sure if you could swap places with me your situation would not seem so bad.



What's blistering my groove? I have a major headache and eating an apple a day isn't helping with my sluggishness either.
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Old 12-08-2008, 06:31 PM   #15
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...Left lane in the states
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