Little Teenage Bitch thread - Page 4

Pie · 09-26-2008, 10:21 AM

'Cause you're a teenager. (Read the thread title again.)
Don't worry, the condition is transitory.

Ibby · 09-26-2008, 10:41 AM

i just dont know where to go from here

i dont wanna come on strong and turn her off

but if i dont do anything then i'd never see her
even though she lives a matter of FEET away from me.

she's even worse than me about not leaving the house
she's just not that outgoing

Pico and ME · 09-26-2008, 10:49 AM

Maybe she will adore the attention. Invite her for another innocent outing, to get the both of you out of the house.

Ibby · 09-26-2008, 10:59 AM

if taipei had any music scene to speak of i'd totally find a concert to take her to
but nobody comes to taiwan.

Undertoad · 09-26-2008, 11:08 AM

Most people are insane. The trick is to find one whose insanities work best with your own.

Ibby · 09-26-2008, 11:35 AM

maybe it's the 8 bottles of cheap chinese red bull knockoff i drank this evening talking but
i really want to DO something about this whole thing.
like NOW. or at least resolve to commit to some plan of action or something. right now its just too much of a juvenile, heart-fluttering-as-she-passes, scared-to-really-talk-to-her, how-do-i-ask-her-out kinda thing.

Ibby · 09-26-2008, 11:52 AM

i just put down what amounts to i'd say
a good six or seven shots of about 80% mixed liquor (a bit of everything in the cabinet) and 20% coke (so it looks about the same as iced tea, and is inconspicuous in a nestea bottle)
so i'm gonna take that as my cue to go to bed and stop bitching here.

i'm hoping the alcohol and the red bull balance eachother out a bit and let me sleep.
...im not so optimistic about the chances of it working, though.

Shawnee123 · 09-26-2008, 11:55 AM

That's the spirit, speedball yourself into a heart attack before you're 16.

Ibby · 09-26-2008, 12:06 PM

psst, i'm 17...
oh, right. bed. that bit. forgot that part. heh.

Shawnee123 · 09-26-2008, 12:53 PM

Sorry, Ib.

Get some sleep!

Trilby · 09-26-2008, 02:43 PM

I think I will start a band called Little Teenage Bitch.

thanks,Ibby.

Sheldonrs · 09-26-2008, 07:24 PM

Well, since you seem determined to end this before it begins, and even though I think male-female relationships are un-natural, the least you can do is drink a few more red bull knock-offs, bang her like a gong, say thanks for the sex and then get a good nights' sleep.

OR:

You can ask her out again and take a chance that you're wrong and this could be something good.
Now get out of the house more and get her out of hers too!!

SteveDallas · 09-26-2008, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

bang her like a gong

So what you're saying is he should use a big, long stick?

ZenGum · 09-26-2008, 09:31 PM

Ibby, go easy on the energy drinks (as well as the booze). Can be very bad for you.

Instead of asking her OUT, ask her IN. Study. Watch a DVD. Just hang out. If neither of you are inclined to "go out", then go in. so to speak.

SteveDallas · 09-26-2008, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

then go in. so to speak.

That' a great suggestion. You could even bring her around to a different entrance to your place, other than the one most people use, and as you walk in, ask her, "Do you mind using the back door?"

09-26-2008, 10:21 AM	#46
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	'Cause you're a teenager. (Read the thread title again.) Don't worry, the condition is transitory. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

09-26-2008, 10:41 AM	#47
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	i just dont know where to go from here i dont wanna come on strong and turn her off but if i dont do anything then i'd never see her even though she lives a matter of FEET away from me. she's even worse than me about not leaving the house she's just not that outgoing __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-26-2008, 10:59 AM	#49
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	if taipei had any music scene to speak of i'd totally find a concert to take her to but nobody comes to taiwan. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-26-2008, 11:35 AM	#51
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	maybe it's the 8 bottles of cheap chinese red bull knockoff i drank this evening talking but i really want to DO something about this whole thing. like NOW. or at least resolve to commit to some plan of action or something. right now its just too much of a juvenile, heart-fluttering-as-she-passes, scared-to-really-talk-to-her, how-do-i-ask-her-out kinda thing. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-26-2008, 11:52 AM	#52
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	i just put down what amounts to i'd say a good six or seven shots of about 80% mixed liquor (a bit of everything in the cabinet) and 20% coke (so it looks about the same as iced tea, and is inconspicuous in a nestea bottle) so i'm gonna take that as my cue to go to bed and stop bitching here. i'm hoping the alcohol and the red bull balance eachother out a bit and let me sleep. ...im not so optimistic about the chances of it working, though. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-26-2008, 10:49 AM	#48
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Maybe she will adore the attention. Invite her for another innocent outing, to get the both of you out of the house.

09-26-2008, 11:08 AM	#50
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Most people are insane. The trick is to find one whose insanities work best with your own.

09-26-2008, 11:55 AM	#53
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's the spirit, speedball yourself into a heart attack before you're 16. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-26-2008, 12:06 PM	#54
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	psst, i'm 17... oh, right. bed. that bit. forgot that part. heh. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-26-2008, 12:53 PM	#55
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sorry, Ib. Get some sleep! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-26-2008, 02:43 PM	#56
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I think I will start a band called Little Teenage Bitch. thanks,Ibby. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-26-2008, 07:24 PM	#57
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Well, since you seem determined to end this before it begins, and even though I think male-female relationships are un-natural, the least you can do is drink a few more red bull knock-offs, bang her like a gong, say thanks for the sex and then get a good nights' sleep. OR: You can ask her out again and take a chance that you're wrong and this could be something good. Now get out of the house more and get her out of hers too!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

09-26-2008, 09:31 PM	#59
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ibby, go easy on the energy drinks (as well as the booze). Can be very bad for you. Instead of asking her OUT, ask her IN. Study. Watch a DVD. Just hang out. If neither of you are inclined to "go out", then go in. so to speak. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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